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taj
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posted March 29, 2003 08:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for taj     Edit/Delete Message
this was sent to me...sharing..

The children were "playing" baptizing in the school yard. The little boy playing "Preacher" put his hand on the child to be baptized and said, "I baptize you in the name of the Father, the Son and into the hole he goes."

3-year-old, Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen"

A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time just like I am."

A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, "Thou shall not take
the covers off the neighbor's wife."

After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed
all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."

I had been teaching my three year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer for several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer: "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail. Amen."

And one particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash
baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting
together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."
"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."

A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back
down?"

A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to
their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

i need to do a better job of remembering what my own nephews and nieces say.

do you have any to share?

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Zerep
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posted March 29, 2003 02:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Zerep     Edit/Delete Message
When I was small I said all sorts of weird things.

Once I went into my parents bedroom in the middle of the night & lay in the bed with them & started to talk to them. after awhile my dad cracking up & asked if I could stop babblin on so he could get some sleep, so I just said : please holy god help me to shut up so my dad can sleep. And then I kept talking. I once asked also if the sea was there because someone left the tap on.

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sweetpeas
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posted March 29, 2003 06:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for sweetpeas     Edit/Delete Message

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theFajita3
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posted March 30, 2003 02:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for theFajita3     Edit/Delete Message
when I was little I thought the sport was called bolleyball not volleyball.

And I thought it was a babysuit instead of bathing suit!

When I would stay with my grandma I used to tell her my stomach burt so that she would give me pepto bismal (because I liked the flavor).

My parents have been aware of my lemon/lime habit habit for over 10 years now! They always knew when I had snuck one up to my room because I would leave the saltshaker there. Um ok now I am grabbing at straws, whoelse?

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Raindrops
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posted March 30, 2003 09:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Raindrops     Edit/Delete Message
This thread is SO funny! thx guys!

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X3me
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posted March 30, 2003 09:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for X3me     Edit/Delete Message
There's this one funny incident about my brother. We were having a family reunion during the Christmas season and one day, after a tiring day of outing we all retired to my uncle's home. All of us "3rd-generation" of the family (my gandfather and his wife are considered the "1st", my dad and his brothers are 2nd, me, my siblings and my first-degree cousins are the third) shared the attic (quite a big 3rd gen. Dad had about 8 brothers and sisters with an average of 2-3 kids each, and we had about 90% attendance, so you can imagine the huge family. ).

Anyway, before we retired, one of my cousins spoke up and said "let's end this day with a prayer" and after the traditional sign of the cross, my brother went (in a very solemn voice), "Bless us, O Lord, and these Thy gifts..."

Needless to say, it was a good 5 minutes before we really retired to bed.

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taj
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posted March 31, 2003 12:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for taj     Edit/Delete Message

raindrops! long time no see. how're things?

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Raindrops
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posted March 31, 2003 03:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Raindrops     Edit/Delete Message
Hiya, Taj!
Things couldn't have been any worse. Stuggling here. "darkest is the moment before dawn" (is that how the saying goes?), I hope this goes true for me.
Will be around more once I get my life straightened out.

peace
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theFajita3
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posted April 01, 2003 12:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for theFajita3     Edit/Delete Message
Hey raindrops, gosh I hope things are OK with you!!! Long time no see, please come when you can, we missed you! Good luck with things you are in my prayers, OK

(((HUG)))

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taj
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posted April 01, 2003 02:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for taj     Edit/Delete Message
raindrops,
if this helps any : darkness is too much light shining, blinding our eyes..very necessary to be blind...to be able to see and to grow...

trust in your

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Raindrops
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posted April 02, 2003 06:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Raindrops     Edit/Delete Message
thx taj and the Fajita! I'll take care of myself. You two take care, too.

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