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Topic: 13 Things to Ponder
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lioneye68
Knowflake Posts: 6062
From: Canada
Registered: Apr 2003
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posted March 11, 2004 06:30 PM
 
Just for  13. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway... 12. Life is sexually transmitted... 11. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die... 10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich... 9. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks... 8. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs... 7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing... 6. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again... 5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism... 4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents??? 3. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal... 2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first... AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: You read about all these Terrorists, most of which came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a
video and those friggin people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in
charge of Immigration & Homeland Security... IP: Logged |
trillian
Knowflake Posts: 4050
From: The Boundless
Registered: Mar 2003
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posted March 11, 2004 06:53 PM
Wish I were better at that whole "take life less seriously" thing, though.... IP: Logged |
2tailscorp
Knowflake Posts: 172
From: Grand Canyon State
Registered: Mar 2004
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posted March 11, 2004 07:48 PM
LOL!
Gimme more! IP: Logged |
2tailscorp
Knowflake Posts: 172
From: Grand Canyon State
Registered: Mar 2004
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posted March 11, 2004 07:49 PM
I sooo love affirmations!  IP: Logged |
lioneye68
Knowflake Posts: 6062
From: Canada
Registered: Apr 2003
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posted March 11, 2004 11:17 PM
Whenever I feel blue....I just start breathing again! Ah, so stupid it's funny... IP: Logged |
theFajita3
Knowflake Posts: 1457
From: Sunny South Florida, USA
Registered: Feb 2003
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posted March 12, 2004 02:07 PM
LOL!------------------
Namaste! IP: Logged |
2tailscorp
Knowflake Posts: 172
From: Grand Canyon State
Registered: Mar 2004
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posted March 13, 2004 08:34 PM
Laughing hysterically! IP: Logged |
lioneye68
Knowflake Posts: 6062
From: Canada
Registered: Apr 2003
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posted November 07, 2004 03:59 AM
It's a lioneye board tonight. IP: Logged |
aqua
Knowflake Posts: 2805
From: dreamland
Registered: Jan 2004
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posted November 07, 2004 05:21 AM
its awasome lioneyeIP: Logged |
26taurus
Knowflake Posts: 13411
From: *
Registered: Jun 2004
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posted November 07, 2004 05:59 PM
LMAO! OH! Those were goooood. 7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing... 8. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! IP: Logged |
LibraSparkle
Knowflake Posts: 6034
From: Vancouver USA
Registered: May 2004
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posted November 07, 2004 06:21 PM
FFA loves lioneye!  IP: Logged |
Aquarian Girl
Knowflake Posts: 591
From:
Registered: Aug 2004
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posted November 07, 2004 11:29 PM
LMAO! That was classic. Especially the one about "make him a sammich"... LOL!IP: Logged |
virgotaurustaurus
Knowflake Posts: 2474
From: upstate NY, USA
Registered: Oct 2004
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posted November 08, 2004 12:33 AM
Hahah!! Those are great! Here is one I should remember at all times:5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism... and I really like #3! IP: Logged |
astro junkie
Knowflake Posts: 10985
From: One of the billions and billions of cosmos hurdling towards a black hole :)
Registered: Nov 2003
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posted November 08, 2004 12:47 PM
Did you hear about Xerox?IP: Logged |
SattvicMoon
Knowflake Posts: 2282
From:
Registered: May 2007
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posted September 29, 2007 03:04 PM
This is a riot!IP: Logged |
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