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Topic: Why Women Lie
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juniperb
Knowflake Posts: 6830
From: Blue Star Kachina
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted May 31, 2004 10:42 PM
 
 Hmfpt, seems the three leggeds can run faster too as jw seems to have hit & run  Aw, it`s ok jwhop, I need and desire the opposite sex too... how else would I get the pickle jar open  ------------------
If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans. ~James Herriot IP: Logged |
Isis
Knowflake Posts: 1922
From: CA
Registered: Jan 2004
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posted June 01, 2004 12:46 AM
I'll take George Clooney over Mel or Tom any day.  "Three leggeds"  Jwhop - you love us and you know it You're a Leo, and I've yet to meet a non-gay Leo male who doesn't have a weakness for beautiful, strong, alluring women.  But you talk a good game, I'll give ya that
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“The good things which belong to prosperity are to be wished, but the good things that belong to adversity are to be admired.” Seneca
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jwhop
Knowflake Posts: 9417
From: Madeira Beach, Florida
Registered: Aug 2001
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posted June 01, 2004 12:20 PM
Well, Adam certainly couldn't testify that Eve was created from his rib since he was asleep at the time she appeared. My money's on the alien lifeform theory Sun_Scorpion, any of these names from Genesis ring a bell with you?
Elohim
El Shaddai
El Elyon
El Olam
Yahweh
Adonai Glad to hear you think us three leggeds are good for something Juniperb. Next time you need that pickle jar opened, try a hammer.  Pixel, next time you get drowsy, let me know. I'd like to be around when your Aries husband snaps one of those celebrities into four or five pieces like a greenbean Yeah Isis, beautiful, strong and alluring women are my greatest weakness, but I'm working on it. Another 75 years and I'll have that totally under control
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trillian
Knowflake Posts: 4050
From: The Boundless
Registered: Mar 2003
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posted June 01, 2004 01:06 PM
And what makes a woman alluring to a Leo?
Submissive adoration?
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juniperb
Knowflake Posts: 6830
From: Blue Star Kachina
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted June 02, 2004 10:43 PM
Goodness jwhop, that`s not the gallant Leo talking; must have been the pesky Scorp asc. daring an Aquarius to use the hammer ------------------
If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans. ~James Herriot IP: Logged |
jwhop
Knowflake Posts: 9417
From: Madeira Beach, Florida
Registered: Aug 2001
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posted June 02, 2004 11:41 PM
Nah juniperb, no dare intended, just a suggestion from a 3 legged. Think of a hammer as economizing. trillion, were did you ever get the idea Leo men like women to be submissive and adoring? We like women who are Sasssssy, but not to excess.
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juniperb
Knowflake Posts: 6830
From: Blue Star Kachina
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted June 02, 2004 11:55 PM
Nope jw, no economizing! I like a bang for my buck and you three leggeds are worth every headache ------------------
If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans. ~James Herriot IP: Logged |
jwhop
Knowflake Posts: 9417
From: Madeira Beach, Florida
Registered: Aug 2001
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posted June 03, 2004 12:37 AM
Hehe, yeah juniperb, that hammer will keep you cold on a cold night So, is that an admission that 3 leggeds are good for something more than opening the pickle jar on a cold night? IP: Logged |
juniperb
Knowflake Posts: 6830
From: Blue Star Kachina
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted June 03, 2004 12:43 AM
Ya got me at a weak moment jwhop ... life without the three leggeds wouldn`t be a life at all....  To heck with pickle jars and up with the three leggeds, Cheers!
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If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans. ~James Herriot IP: Logged |
jwhop
Knowflake Posts: 9417
From: Madeira Beach, Florida
Registered: Aug 2001
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posted June 03, 2004 01:01 AM
OK, peace and cheers 
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pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted June 03, 2004 01:05 AM
quote:
I like a bang for my buck and you three leggeds are worth every headache
oh, Juni, that works on so many levels!!! You're so clever!
This one too~ quote:
up with the three leggeds, Cheers!
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juniperb
Knowflake Posts: 6830
From: Blue Star Kachina
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted June 03, 2004 01:10 AM
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jwhop
Knowflake Posts: 9417
From: Madeira Beach, Florida
Registered: Aug 2001
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posted June 03, 2004 05:06 PM
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juniperb
Knowflake Posts: 6830
From: Blue Star Kachina
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted June 03, 2004 05:20 PM
Nice pickle jwhop  ------------------
If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans. ~James Herriot IP: Logged |
trillian
Knowflake Posts: 4050
From: The Boundless
Registered: Mar 2003
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posted June 03, 2004 07:54 PM
Methinks that's the smaller cousin to the pickle, juni. It's an olive. Short. Round. Stuffed. Kinda cute. But for a good martini, you need at least 3. YooHoo...jwhop...one of my co-workers just called me Sasssssy the other day.  IP: Logged |
jwhop
Knowflake Posts: 9417
From: Madeira Beach, Florida
Registered: Aug 2001
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posted June 03, 2004 10:55 PM
Yeah Juni, trillian has it right, that's an olive. A nice fat crisp crunchy olive. 2 more to go with it, a drop of dry vermouth and 2 oz of good vodka from the freezer and you've got something special. You know I majored in Psych 101 so let me put on my analysis's hat Juni. Would you like for it to be a pickle? Hey trillian, was that a Leooooo who called you sasssssy? IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted June 03, 2004 11:18 PM
I think, given the nature of this thread, I would've said it was a pickle too, at first glance.
Out of sheer reverence for the three- leggeds in reference.
I want it to be a cucumber.IP: Logged |
jwhop
Knowflake Posts: 9417
From: Madeira Beach, Florida
Registered: Aug 2001
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posted June 04, 2004 02:50 AM
Welcome to my couch Pixel IP: Logged |
lioneye68
Knowflake Posts: 6062
From: Canada
Registered: Apr 2003
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posted June 04, 2004 02:54 AM
jwhop, you're sucha slu% IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted June 04, 2004 03:03 AM
You mean that in a purely psychiatric way, of course.
Thank you for taking such an interest in my mental health.IP: Logged |
jwhop
Knowflake Posts: 9417
From: Madeira Beach, Florida
Registered: Aug 2001
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posted June 04, 2004 03:50 AM
Your mental health is foremost in my mind Pixel. I'm simply shocked anyone would even question my professional ethics Wrong gender Lioneye! Perhaps you were thinking of the term "dirty old man"? But I distinctly remember my old coach saying "you don't have to be old to be a dirty old man" and my physics professor saying "everything is relative" And now, after that trip down memory lane, I'm going to bed. IP: Logged |
trillian
Knowflake Posts: 4050
From: The Boundless
Registered: Mar 2003
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posted June 04, 2004 08:54 AM
These days, men do get to be called sl*ts! Majored in Psych 101. A more dangerous major there never was! Cucumber, eh pixie? Just remember, it's not the wand, it's the magic in it. Oh heck. Sometimes it is the wand! You know, it was a Cappy that called me Sassssy. Peculiar, isn't it? He thinks I'm cool, too. I love Leos. There just isn't always enough space in one room for us both. IP: Logged |
juniperb
Knowflake Posts: 6830
From: Blue Star Kachina
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted June 04, 2004 09:17 AM
Pixie, you`re a very smart cucumber Either way jw I win. Olive or pickle. Both need the jar opened and someone to share em with... yum yum ------------------
If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans. ~James Herriot IP: Logged |
jwhop
Knowflake Posts: 9417
From: Madeira Beach, Florida
Registered: Aug 2001
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posted June 04, 2004 01:06 PM
"get to be called sl*ts?" News to me trillian but then, I don't get out that much That Cappy must like you. Sassssy is pretty descriptive language. I guess it can be true there isn't enough room on the stage for an Aries and a Leo and sometimes not enough air either but isn't that one of the reasons God made the great outdoors? Hey Juni, I like your style, heads you win AND tails you win. Truly a win, win situation. Guess we can skip the coin toss Poor Adam never had a chance, did he? IP: Logged |
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