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kev
Knowflake Posts: 25
From: Manchester
Registered: May 2004
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posted August 12, 2004 08:57 AM
 
*oooo wait! got more!!!!*and he said:" Plaaaaayyyy the best soooong in the world. Or i'll eat ur souls!" *lmfao! You gotta luv Tenacious D! IP: Logged |
Isis
Knowflake Posts: 1922
From: CA
Registered: Jan 2004
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posted August 12, 2004 01:19 PM
Just then, retarded Granny piped in too. Everyone in the Jello garden just looked at retarded granny, dumbfounded. She never sang along to the show tunes, never. Her eyes now glowed dully, and she swayed in a trancelike state, singing show tune versions of rap songs, as drool collected in the corners of her mouth, threatening to soil her undersized SpongeBob t-shirt. IP: Logged |
lioneye68
Knowflake Posts: 6062
From: Canada
Registered: Apr 2003
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posted August 12, 2004 01:55 PM
 Isis, you're warped. I like it. IP: Logged |
LibraSparkle
Knowflake Posts: 6034
From: Vancouver USA
Registered: May 2004
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posted August 12, 2004 02:54 PM
I'm only halfway through the fisrt page and laughing my booty off... you guys are hillarious! Isis... Jello afgan and Snoop for a neighbor?!... ok... back to the story LMAO ... Isis... you are so funny!
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So, there's retarded granny with all eyes on her drooling. It was a sad sight indeed. Granny brougt her fingers to the corner of her lips and collected a surprisingly large amount of drool, cupping it in the palm of her hand. Granny flung that drool right into the face of Snoop who was standing at the fence with his homies ready to chuck more Old E bottles her way. Then, adding insult to injury, she lifted her oversized Sponge Bob t-shirt and flashed Snoop and his boyz.
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Total Pieces
Knowflake Posts: 291
From: Los Angeles, CA
Registered: Dec 2001
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posted August 12, 2004 03:22 PM
...since Grannie's back was to the Jello Garden they couldn't see her chest but the cries of horror could be heard from accross the fences...there was a scrambling sound and then the sound of a door slamming...Granny lowered her shirt, turned around and said...
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pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted August 12, 2004 03:38 PM
"*Snort* Yep...How'd you like them apples!"
She rolled them back up under the hem of her shirt and tucked them in.
"I'm sleepy" She said, and promptly fell asleep on her feet.
The man in the dress saw his in......
"Well," he said in a high pitched voice, "now that that's taken care of... lets get out of these dresses..."IP: Logged |
Rainbow~
Knowflake Posts: 5927
From: The Little River Indian Reservation
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted August 12, 2004 05:01 PM
"GET OUT OF THESE DRESSES?" Shelaylay loudly asked, as she approached the man in the dress."What in the h*ll are you talking about?Regardless of how retarted she is...she IS STILL my mother and You don't touch her dress, buster! Got that?" "But Shelaylay...I meant MY dress...I wouldn't touch your mother's dress....I merely wanted to rid myself of this female attire so that you could see the real masculine side of me...I KNOW my kiss meant something to you..." Shelaylay remembering the soul stirring kiss, scratched her head, let out a sigh and then said, "Okay Homer, take off the dress and let's go into the jello garden"
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lioneye68
Knowflake Posts: 6062
From: Canada
Registered: Apr 2003
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posted August 12, 2004 05:49 PM
 I can't compete with you guys. IP: Logged |
Total Pieces
Knowflake Posts: 291
From: Los Angeles, CA
Registered: Dec 2001
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posted August 12, 2004 05:56 PM
...What shall we do with the children...Shelaylay wondered...IP: Logged |
paras
Knowflake Posts: 1660
From: the Heart of It All
Registered: May 2004
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posted August 12, 2004 09:30 PM
She didn't have to wonder long; no sooner had she completed the thought than a loud screech of tires sounded from the corner. Everyone turned to look.A short yellow bus was tearing down the street right at them! Smoke poured from the overworked engine, pushing the vehicle beyond its normal top speed of 25 m.p.h.. As it came crashing over the curb and on to the lawn, everyone ducked. But the bus suddenly lurched to the left, missing Grandma by inches, and promptly came to a sudden and sticky halt, its nose buried in the gelatinous trunk of the Jell-O tree. Short, dark figures in parkas began pouring from the bus. Every one had a bright red swastika band around his left arm. "It's the Transsexual Nazi Eskimos!" shouted Shaylayla. "You b*****ds! You... you... you MISSED GRANDMA!" "Never mind that now!" snapped the leader (who was obviously the only one with breast implants). "We're not here for Grandma's nooner today; we came for your children!" IP: Logged |
LibraSparkle
Knowflake Posts: 6034
From: Vancouver USA
Registered: May 2004
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posted August 12, 2004 10:05 PM
Shaylayla ran to grab her broom, for she knew the only thing that frightened Transsexual Nazi Eskimos was the thought of disgusting broom jiz coming into contact with their parkas... or even worse, their Birkenstocks! They didn't have to worry about their feet, being from the North, naturally they wore socks with their Birkenstocks.IP: Logged |
lioneye68
Knowflake Posts: 6062
From: Canada
Registered: Apr 2003
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posted August 12, 2004 10:05 PM
*trying to focus and stop laughing*"Last week! When you were collecting all the clone aliens, you saw all the wild kids eating in the jello tree, and you saw how this "grandma" person was catching them as they fell out of the tree when their sugar-high peeked, and you sadistically decided that it was far worse for me to have to contend with these jello-frenzied kids from the neihorhood daily birthday party, than to take her back to the observation lab where she was born!I know you just want the secret to growing these trees! You'll never get it from me!" And with that, she turned to walk, and clutching her adonis man's dress to pull him along with her (she had plans for him), she starting marching right back into the metal dildo-shaped "trailer". Adonis turned to the shunned Koo-koo Nazi's and said.... IP: Logged |
paras
Knowflake Posts: 1660
From: the Heart of It All
Registered: May 2004
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posted August 12, 2004 10:11 PM
(Ummm, Lioneye? Whatever you're smoking... pass it this way.  )IP: Logged |
lioneye68
Knowflake Posts: 6062
From: Canada
Registered: Apr 2003
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posted August 12, 2004 10:17 PM
But, of course, the Nazi's didn't catch what he was trying to say. Who on earth was "lioneye?", they wondered. IP: Logged |
LibraSparkle
Knowflake Posts: 6034
From: Vancouver USA
Registered: May 2004
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posted August 12, 2004 10:36 PM
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lalalinda
Moderator Posts: 3291
From: nevada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted August 12, 2004 10:41 PM
just then the Nazi transexuals hovered together in football fashion
and the large one with heart shaped lips named Deiter asked "has anyone been able to translate "God Bless America" yet into German?
"How can we have a parade with only show tunes and no God Bless America"?IP: Logged |
paras
Knowflake Posts: 1660
From: the Heart of It All
Registered: May 2004
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posted August 12, 2004 11:07 PM
Just then, a rip appeared in the fabric of the space-time continuum!Paras stepped out, smacked the Transsexual Nazi Eskimos around with the pair of parentheses they had failed to notice, handed Dieter the sheet music and lyrics to God Bless America, and disappeared again... taking Grandma with him! The rip closed with a sound like burping Tupperware. IP: Logged |
Rainbow~
Knowflake Posts: 5927
From: The Little River Indian Reservation
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted August 13, 2004 12:02 AM
Grandma's red eyes rolled around her head a few times, as she slowly regained consciousness...looking around she did not see any kids in pampers....any jello garden.....and where were Shelayla and Homer? Strange scenery flitted past her as she realized that she was being carried by someone. Where was she? Who was carrying her? And where were they going? Well for her it didn't really matter...it was going to do her some good to get out of that jello garden with all those screaming kids..."Go with the flow, Sophronia...Go with the flow" she whipered to herself.... IP: Logged |
paras
Knowflake Posts: 1660
From: the Heart of It All
Registered: May 2004
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posted August 13, 2004 12:22 AM
She slipped unconscious again, and had a long dream about Jello Nazi Missionaries eating bagels and admiring Michelangelo's statue of David, which was wearing a dress. (Fortunately for Grandma, it was a miniskirt.)Her thoughts swam to the surface of consciousness, and her watery vision revealed two squirrels standing above her, framed by a blinding light. One was jittering and looked like it had taken too much medication. "We can rebuild her," the other squirrel said. "We have the technology." IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted August 13, 2004 01:37 AM
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Rainbow~
Knowflake Posts: 5927
From: The Little River Indian Reservation
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted August 13, 2004 01:37 AM
"No!" granny spat at them..."No! No! No! No! No!" Then ~b~o~i~n~g~! ! ! It hit her! "What am I thinking?" she asked herself. "I wish my brain worked better sometimes" she said with a shake of her head as though trying to get it back in it's right place..... "Let them rebuild me! They sure can't make me any worse..." Then looking up at the two squirrley squirrels.....squirrley gramma with a sudden change of heart shouted "Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!" Frick and Frack looked at each other devilishly..... "So be it!" they said in unison, reaching down to pick up this sad, pathetic looking creature...
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pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted August 13, 2004 01:40 AM
"We'll start with her breasts... her creamy creamy creamy cheesy breasts."
"Well, I don't know about creamy," The other squirrel said disgustedly, "They are a little cheesy though, I'll give you that."
With that, he picked some belly button lint from between them.
She started muttering about jello, so naturally, the squirrels, under the direction of the master of time and space, got out the cool whip, drooling with anticipation.. IP: Logged |
Rainbow~
Knowflake Posts: 5927
From: The Little River Indian Reservation
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted August 13, 2004 02:03 AM
"Knock it off!" a suddenly alert Granny screamed at the perverted squirrels.. "We ain't here for THAT kind of stuff!" ...not right now, anyway, she thought to herself with wicked grin... "I want that 'rebuild' you been talking about....First things first, squirrely wurrleys!" Frack dropped the whipped cream, big toothed mouth open... "Now," granny said. "Make me look like that there Pamela Anderson person." IP: Logged |
lalalinda
Moderator Posts: 3291
From: nevada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted August 13, 2004 03:10 AM
For 72 hours straight Frick and Frack worked tirelessly
At last they were satisfied
A masterpiece, 38DDD 24 36
"What a bod, but what about the face"? asked Frick
"Frick it, she'll never notice" replied FrackAnd we'll call her "frickandfrackenstein"  IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted August 13, 2004 03:28 AM
Brilliant!!!!IP: Logged |
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