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lioneye68
Knowflake Posts: 6062
From: Canada
Registered: Apr 2003
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posted August 11, 2004 04:15 PM
 
Ok, this is for those of you who simply have more to say than a word or two. Both games are funny, but very different from each other. With add a word, you really have no control over the direction it goes, and that's the whole idea...that's what makes it so hilarious, because it becomes such nonsense. With this one, you can describe a whole scenario, then let it spin off from there...still completely nonsense, but usually a more cohesive "body of work". (PS, just write a sentence or two if want) I'll start... It all started when he kissed me. I wasn't aware of the chemistry between us. I simply didn't have room in my head for that at the time. But when he placed his hands so firmly on my upper arms, and turned me toward him pulling me in for ....that kiss....There was no longer any denying it. Yes, I was in trouble. After a beat or two of losing all concept of time and space, I suddenly remembered - The tree!!! I ran back to the yard and hollered as loud as I could "Hey you kids! Get out of that Jello tree!!". How could I have been so careless?!
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LibraSparkle
Knowflake Posts: 6034
From: Vancouver USA
Registered: May 2004
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posted August 11, 2004 04:17 PM
LOL GIA  IP: Logged |
lalalinda
Moderator Posts: 3291
From: nevada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted August 11, 2004 04:27 PM
as to leave the jello garden gate open.
My eyes surveyed the damage
all those beautiful colors wasted
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Gia
Knowflake Posts: 1154
From: California
Registered: May 2004
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posted August 11, 2004 05:12 PM
She bitterly regretted puting them in pampers. Why if only she had purchased panty shields with those little wings instead....Sometimes it's more fun and less predictable to take the nonsense word by word and then, combine it into something. It's like a bad novella.  Gia IP: Logged |
lioneye68
Knowflake Posts: 6062
From: Canada
Registered: Apr 2003
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posted August 11, 2004 06:04 PM
For, of course, that was the reason they were so developmentally retarded - it was the Pampers. "Ah, hindsight...why are you never there for me BEFORE I screw up?", she asked out loud, to nobody in particular. She brushed the dirt off of a large chunk of lime jello and sucked it into her mouth as she pondered this. IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted August 11, 2004 06:14 PM
She slushed it back and forth through her teeth before swallowing. Then she remembered the man. That heart stopping kiss interupted by the jello tree musing. The jello would be fine and the retarded children were playng with their equally retarded grandma.
She felt warm strong hands on her shoulder and turned to face the deep blue/grey eyes of him.... and see the heat he had for her in them.......IP: Logged |
Rainbow~
Knowflake Posts: 5927
From: The Little River Indian Reservation
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted August 11, 2004 06:21 PM
"May I be of assistance?"She felt momentarily, speechless...and somewhat senseless too... "You broke away so quickly! Hope you don't mind that I followed, but you seemed upset, and I wanted to be able to help, if I could..in any way that I can." "Yes, I remembered something," She finally answered, her heart beating even faster, at the sight of him. IP: Logged |
Rainbow~
Knowflake Posts: 5927
From: The Little River Indian Reservation
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted August 11, 2004 06:33 PM
(ummm...Question?...Is this story in the first person? I noticed "she" and "I" both being used...Lioneye maybe you can clarify since you started the story...)thanks... Love,
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lioneye68
Knowflake Posts: 6062
From: Canada
Registered: Apr 2003
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posted August 11, 2004 06:43 PM
(well, I started it in first person, then it became 3rd person. Im sure this person (our heroine) is going to have some pretty insane and questionable adventures, and most of us probably don't want to be using the pronoun of *I* when we're writing insane stuff, so maybe 3rd person is best...ya think? But if someone wants to come along and claim to be the *I* of the story, they are very brave, and all the power to them!  )IP: Logged |
Rainbow~
Knowflake Posts: 5927
From: The Little River Indian Reservation
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted August 11, 2004 06:48 PM
"aye, aye, aye"  Not really...I like "she" better...I'm going back to "fix" mine... Love,
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Total Pieces
Knowflake Posts: 291
From: Los Angeles, CA
Registered: Dec 2001
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posted August 11, 2004 07:14 PM
"Do you ever...baby sit from time to time"...she couldn't believe she asked such a question...but she just had to keep him around...just a little longer...after all he seemed...IP: Logged |
Total Pieces
Knowflake Posts: 291
From: Los Angeles, CA
Registered: Dec 2001
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posted August 11, 2004 07:16 PM
This is going to be tooo funny! I can already tell  ...IP: Logged |
Gia
Knowflake Posts: 1154
From: California
Registered: May 2004
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posted August 11, 2004 07:39 PM
quite normal, if not for the fact he was wearing her favourite summer dress. She was deeply upset. "How could you wear it with those shoes?" She sobbed.IP: Logged |
Isis
Knowflake Posts: 1922
From: CA
Registered: Jan 2004
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posted August 11, 2004 07:56 PM
"And you are supposed to wear a thong with that dress, or you get a panty line," she said incredulously. Just then, the retarded grandma hobbled up to them, her attempts at kniting a jello afgan (with little success) lying useless in her hands. "Yes, babysit," Grandma said in a monotone, robotic voice, a red glow coming from the pupils of her eyes. IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted August 11, 2004 08:01 PM
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Rainbow~
Knowflake Posts: 5927
From: The Little River Indian Reservation
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted August 11, 2004 08:11 PM
(Putting it altogether...if I might) It all started when he kissed me. I wasn't aware of the chemistry between us. I simply didn't have room in my head for that at the time. But when he placed his hands so firmly on my upper arms, and turned me toward him pulling me in for ....that kiss....There was no longer any denying it. Yes, I was in trouble. After a beat or two of losing all concept of time and space, I suddenly remembered - The tree!!! I ran back to the yard and hollered as loud as I could "Hey you kids! Get out of that Jello tree!!". How could I have been so careless?!as to leave the jello garden gate open. My eyes surveyed the damage all those beautiful colors wasted. #@#^%(@ KIDS" She bitterly regretted puting them in pampers. Why if only she had purchased panty shields with those little wings instead.... For, of course, that was the reason they were so developmentally retarded - it was the Pampers. "Ah, hindsight...why are you never there for me BEFORE I screw up?", she asked out loud, to nobody in particular. She brushed the dirt off of a large chunk of lime jello and sucked it into her mouth as she pondered this. She slushed it back and forth through her teeth before swallowing. Then she remembered the man. That heart stopping kiss interupted by the jello tree musing. The jello would be fine and the retarded children were playng with their equally retarded grandma. She felt warm strong hands on her shoulder and turned to face the deep blue/grey eyes of him.... and see the heat he had for her in them....... She felt momentarily, speechless...and somewhat senseless too... "You broke away so quickly! Hope you don't mind that I followed, but you seemed upset, and I wanted to be able to help, if I could..in any way that I can."
"Yes, I remembered something," She finally answered, her heart beating even faster, at the sight of him. Do you ever...baby sit from time to time"...she couldn't believe she asked such a question...but she just had to keep him around...just a little longer...after all he seemed... quite normal, if not for the fact he was wearing her favourite summer dress. She was deeply upset. "How could you wear it with those shoes?" She sobbed. "And you are supposed to wear a thong with that dress, or you get a panty line," she said incredulously. Just then, the retarded grandma hobbled up to them, her attempts at kniting a jello afgan (with little success) lying useless in her hands. "Yes, babysit," Grandma said in a monotone, robotic voice, a red glow coming from the pupils of her eyes IP: Logged |
Rainbow~
Knowflake Posts: 5927
From: The Little River Indian Reservation
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted August 11, 2004 08:19 PM
"Well Ma'am...er...ah...that is...well......It IS ma'am, isn't it?""I might ask the SAME of YOU!" she snickered as the two red eyes leaser beamed in....on the dress....
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lioneye68
Knowflake Posts: 6062
From: Canada
Registered: Apr 2003
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posted August 11, 2004 10:24 PM
In an instant, she knew...everything. She had seen this a time or ten before. She quickly donned her top hat and and grabbed her cane, and as the children quietly began to climb up the jello tree, she broke out into Shelaylay's (her daughter and our heroine) favorite Show Tunes song,... IP: Logged |
Rainbow~
Knowflake Posts: 5927
From: The Little River Indian Reservation
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted August 11, 2004 11:31 PM
 "The Hills are alive.....with the sound of music...." IP: Logged |
Isis
Knowflake Posts: 1922
From: CA
Registered: Jan 2004
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posted August 12, 2004 03:11 AM
Their neighbor, Snoop Dog, was kickin it in his crib when he heard the caterwauling of those crazy white women next door singing show tunes again, with full orchestra accompaniment. For a moment he was sorely tempted to join them, but quickly regained his composure. Annoyed at his near-slip which threatened to reveal his secret love of show tunes, he put down his blunt and angrily stumbled to the door, leaning out and slurring, "heyyyyou crazy b@tches, shut the *&$% up!". The orchestra came to a screeching halt as a forty oz bottle of Olde English came flying over the fence, crashing at retarded Granny's feet. She calmly looked down at the broken glass, then her glowing eyes returned to the spot in the fence from where the bottle had come. IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted August 12, 2004 03:17 AM
What is in the air tonight? I am laughing my azz off! Not conductive to sleep!
Keep 'em coming, omigosh, I don't dare write anymore tonight...IP: Logged |
26taurus
Knowflake Posts: 13411
From: *
Registered: Jun 2004
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posted August 12, 2004 04:07 AM
(I know, I wondered earlier what sign the moon is in - we've been wacky tonight)Isis - "a forty oz bottle of Olde English came flying over the fence, crashing at retarded Granny's feet"
AHAHHAHAHA! ___________________________________________ What she saw behind the fence would startle even the most un-robotic, red laser eyed, retarded Grannies. There - crouching behind a bush was a.... (sorry that's all I got tonight) IP: Logged |
Heart--Shaped Cross
Knowflake Posts: 7178
From: 11/6/78 11:38am Boston, MA
Registered: Aug 2004
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posted August 12, 2004 04:53 AM
Girl in Taurus,I wanted to tell you that I like your picture - the blue one, of you. The kittens are amazing. (You've got serious talent - but I'm sure you already know that.) Anyway, I like looking at your picture. I feel like I have a sense of you. I dont know, whatever. I'm definitely being weird. But, I just had the urge to tell you exactly what I had to say. *Steve IP: Logged |
26taurus
Knowflake Posts: 13411
From: *
Registered: Jun 2004
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posted August 12, 2004 05:49 AM
Thank you Steve! That's very sweet.  IP: Logged |
kev
Knowflake Posts: 25
From: Manchester
Registered: May 2004
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posted August 12, 2004 08:55 AM
there- crouching behind a bush, was a nickel-plated turnip suffering from mouth-rot.*that's all i got too* IP: Logged |
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