Lindaland
  Lindaland Central
  Did You Know?

Post New Topic  Post A Reply
profile | register | preferences | faq

UBBFriend: Email This Page to Someone! next newest topic | next oldest topic
Author Topic:   Did You Know?
Aphrodite
Knowflake

Posts: 4992
From:
Registered: Feb 2002

posted August 26, 2004 05:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Aphrodite     Edit/Delete Message
(Copied and pasted from a website. I kept the person's responses b/c they are funny).


If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(OMG...)


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Do not try this at home. Maybe at school/work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm........hello ladies...)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(OK, so that would be a good thing....................)


A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

IP: Logged

Gia
Knowflake

Posts: 1154
From: California
Registered: May 2004

posted August 26, 2004 05:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gia     Edit/Delete Message
Interesting.... I think in Chinese astrology I'm a piggy, perhaps I should count myself lucky.

In Mary Mack didn't the elephant jump over a fence?

Gia

IP: Logged

Yin
Knowflake

Posts: 1409
From:
Registered: May 2004

posted August 26, 2004 05:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Yin     Edit/Delete Message

IP: Logged

lioneye68
Knowflake

Posts: 6062
From: Canada
Registered: Apr 2003

posted August 26, 2004 05:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lioneye68     Edit/Delete Message
Those were good, especially the comments. I'm forwarding that on.

Thanks, Amy!

IP: Logged

Solane Star
Knowflake

Posts: 5378
From: Ontario, Canada
Registered: Jun 2005

posted August 26, 2004 06:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Solane Star     Edit/Delete Message
Tantra loving can teach a person how to have a full body orgasm for 20 to 30 mins, so that you didn't have to become a pig in the next life time. You just have to find a mate that would like to practice some Tantra loving with you. It takes awhile to learn how, about one year in practice and they teach you how to move the orgasm from between your legs, to a full body thing. Have you every had sex and after felt alittle lightheaded after wards, maybe alittle dizzy, well thats way, because we don't know how to move that energy around to the rest of the body yet.
I guess pigs know something that we don't know much about yet, we have to go to school to learn or read about it.

Thanks for sharing! LOL

These are the things that make ones day much better


Solane Star

IP: Logged

paras
Knowflake

Posts: 1660
From: the Heart of It All
Registered: May 2004

posted August 26, 2004 11:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for paras     Edit/Delete Message
Thanks for that, Aphrodite! Aside from my love of useless trivia, the pig comments were toooo precious.

<Heads off to find some information on Tantric sex practices...>

IP: Logged

26taurus
Knowflake

Posts: 13411
From: *
Registered: Jun 2004

posted August 27, 2004 01:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 26taurus     Edit/Delete Message
Ha ha hahahah! Good stuff, Aphrodite! I like the comment on the praying mantis one......

.....and pigs....I never knew! Lucky them! LOL

IP: Logged

pixelpixie
Knowflake

Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005

posted August 27, 2004 01:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
I also hear that pigs' penises are shaped like a corkscrew somewhat like their tail. Interesting.. Can't say I've ever had the inclination nor the urge to look into this.

OINK, OINK!!

IP: Logged

26taurus
Knowflake

Posts: 13411
From: *
Registered: Jun 2004

posted August 27, 2004 02:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 26taurus     Edit/Delete Message

IP: Logged

FishKitten
Knowflake

Posts: 1033
From: on the trail of the Old Ones
Registered: Aug 2003

posted August 27, 2004 02:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for FishKitten     Edit/Delete Message

That was so funny, Aphrodite! Pigs...no wonder they have that smug look on their faces.

One small correction...besides dolphins and people, Bonobos have sex for pleasure. (They are a primate sometimes called Pygmy Chimpanzees.) They are so into it, the girls will get together for a bit of fun while the males are out hunting and doing all that other man stuff.

IP: Logged

Philbird
Knowflake

Posts: 3396
From: Here, there and everywhere.
Registered: Jun 2004

posted August 27, 2004 04:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Philbird     Edit/Delete Message
Aphrodite, Great stuff. That's the type of stuff I remember, Great for Jeopardy!

Hey 26, funny we both had concerns for the PM. I don't think he's doing it for pleasure!

I tried that full body orgasm thingy one night, and woke up still, you know... the next morning! I believe I could compare that feeling with "blue balls."
Later!

IP: Logged

All times are Eastern Standard Time

next newest topic | next oldest topic

Administrative Options: Close Topic | Archive/Move | Delete Topic
Post New Topic  Post A Reply
Hop to:

Contact Us | Linda-Goodman.com

Copyright 2007

Powered by Infopop www.infopop.com © 2000
Ultimate Bulletin Board 5.46a