posted September 08, 2004 12:55 PM         

For those of you that used to chat with me, but disappeared... where'd you go?

For those of you that used to send me e-mail, but stopped... where'd you go?

For those of you who I promised a birth chart interpretation in the Practice, Practice, Practice string -- it's still coming. I haven't forgotten for a second. In fact, I have been working on the next one for the past 3 days as time has allowed. I wasn't kidding when I said it would take me a while.

For those of you that need a copy of Love Signs or Star Signs, but can't find them in your area, I'll have computer versions of them ready very soon, something I've been working on for the past three months. I plan on digitizing Sun Signs and Gooberz, too, but it may have to wait, possibly until next year.

For those of you for whom I am creating an "artist's page" on my website... get your stuff together! Scan it, photo it, whatever -- get the best quality you can -- and send it to me. I need to know what kind of information about you to use on your page. Write a bio for yourself, or give me information to write one for you. What name do you want to go by, a nickname or your real name? Do you want to be able to be contacted by people who view your work? When I get a domain, I'll have e-mail addresses available, I can set one up for you just for that purpose, so your usual e-mailbox doesnt get filled with spam from every looney art lover on the net. I need pics of your face, if I don't have one, and if you want it up in lights. I need the art most of all! Poetry, stories, drawings, paintings, mp3's of music you've made... whatever! I have to bet bizzy on this site in the next 2 or 3 weeks and have a workable version ready to go online.

For any and everyone... Love and Light!

Thanks for listening!

One Bizzy Bee,
Paras

posted September 08, 2004 01:16 PM         

Are you sure your email is fully functional? Maybe peeps are sending you email, but you're not getting it. And then they're the ones going "where'd he go? Was it something I said?"

posted September 08, 2004 02:38 PM         

Don't forget my personality!

Listen I didn't know you were doing this, maybe I'll send you one of my short stories.

I hope Selene feels better. Mine just won't behave either. I awoke this morning to find that somehow I've a load of filth in my favourites. This happened a month or so ago and I deleted it. Now it's back again on it's own. I don't get where it's from.

I certainly don't partake in hard porn. It's horrid and I keep getting rid of it but it comes back. Please do you have any idea how it got there?

I promise you that I have never saved anything like that ever. How did it get into my favourites and why won't it go away? Also this computer is not used by anybody else ever. Any ideas?

Gia

posted September 08, 2004 02:59 PM         

Good one Paras - keeping your creative s-elf busy always is good - but sleep too!

posted September 08, 2004 05:57 PM         

What, you didn't know about all the late nights I stay up fooling around with Selene? We stay up til the wee hours together... even while I'm chatting with you, I'm fondling her, pushing all her buttons...

For all those that inquired about my sleep habits... ehhh, I'll sleep when I'm dead.

Gia, you have a piece of what we call "spyware" in your computer. It's a teeny tiny little program that has renamed itself to something that sounds like a system file, hidden itself away deep in your registry and system folders, and is basically running your internet connection behind your back, silently. In your case, it's at least creating all those bookmarks ("favorites", to use Windoze-speak).

The easiest way to take care of the problem is to get a few programs that have been made to find and remove spyware and viruses. Specifically, Ad-Aware, Spybot, and Pest Patrol. Do a Google search, they're easy to find. (thanks to Randall for suggesting two of those in this string.) If you run all three of those and the problem's still there, I can possibly help you get rid of it, but it won't be easy or simple, mmmmkay? If you know any super-geeks like myself in your area that can come over to your place and take care of it personally, that would be ven better. Good luck.

Lioneye, I'm pretty sure my e-mail is working correctly. Of course, my retarded ISP uses Windows 2000 Servers instead of nice *nix boxes like the rest of the world, so who knows? Did I miss one from you??

Sheea, you're absolutely right, and I've said it before: she's cute when she's angry. (She's cute the rest of the time, too!)

posted September 08, 2004 08:04 PM         

...or now?.....

or how 'bout now???....

HAH? Still cute?? Hah? hah???

posted September 08, 2004 09:01 PM         

It's horrid stuff. I almost fainted with shock. It's called Taboo Mature and it's old
toothless women doing stuff with household implements. I don't mean bloody baking either! I'll be thinking strange things next time I pick up a rolling pin I can tell you. What is the fascination with all this awful stuff? Surely in this day and age more appropriate things could be used?

Paras I have a virus scan. *sigh* I'll try the others, maybe mine is crap. I'll keep you posted.

Meanwhile.... Gia is learning some alternative ways she could use a rolling pin.
What a strange old world this is where one womens pastry roller, is another womens sex toy. I don't think I'll be anything for a little while.