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LibraSparkle
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posted September 18, 2004 07:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LibraSparkle     Edit/Delete Message


... something tells me he's not standing at full attention ATM... OMG

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aqua
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posted September 18, 2004 09:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for aqua     Edit/Delete Message
oh my!!

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Everlong
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posted September 18, 2004 10:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Everlong     Edit/Delete Message
:O.

My eyes! MY VIRGIN EYES! I AM SCARRED!

*Plans lawsuit*

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"Out of your depth or not, it's up to you whether you sink or swim."

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pixelpixie
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posted September 19, 2004 09:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
Well now, put it in perspective.... The female whales, I would hope, should have their own extra grande sized 'sheaths' to accomodate the whale-of-a-dong there.
If not, then you know what they're moaning about on those Whale Sound nature tapes.

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StarLover33
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posted September 19, 2004 09:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for StarLover33     Edit/Delete Message
Whales are my favorite animals.

-StarLover

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Solane Star
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posted September 19, 2004 09:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Solane Star     Edit/Delete Message
Want to be one in my next life time.

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Philbird
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posted September 19, 2004 09:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Philbird     Edit/Delete Message
I read somewhere, they can measure up to 12 feet long!!!! I have a headache!

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Solane Star
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posted September 19, 2004 10:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Solane Star     Edit/Delete Message
I thought that sex was a cure for a headache, takes your mind off of it?

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LibraSparkle
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posted September 19, 2004 10:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LibraSparkle     Edit/Delete Message
Good point Pixie. Her stuff must be like a black hole!!!

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pixelpixie
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posted September 19, 2004 11:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
StarLover~~~~why are you sad? I believe they are simply moving him. Or are you upset that you were subjected to his member? Ah.. all natural.

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26taurus
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posted September 19, 2004 11:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 26taurus     Edit/Delete Message
LOL!

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Gia
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posted September 20, 2004 12:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gia     Edit/Delete Message
I wonder what it weighs in proportion to the rest of him? I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like it before. Ah well, always a first time I suppose!

Gia

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Philbird
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posted September 20, 2004 12:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Philbird     Edit/Delete Message
Hmmmm, I wonder if Chinese restaurants serve that part up and call it "Dong Wong Schlong Soup." With broccoli of course!
If you had to choose, which would you pick, that or Monkey Brains?

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LibraSparkle
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posted September 20, 2004 12:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LibraSparkle     Edit/Delete Message
In an adult male, the penis is about 5 m long (16 ft) and the testicules weight about 10 kg
(22 pounds).
http://whale.wheelock.edu/archives/ask97/0135.html

It's called a dork, you know

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LibraSparkle
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posted September 20, 2004 12:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LibraSparkle     Edit/Delete Message
Monkey brains... all the way!

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Philbird
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posted September 20, 2004 12:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Philbird     Edit/Delete Message
Kinda makes you have a whole different perspective on horses, huh?

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Philbird
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posted September 20, 2004 12:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Philbird     Edit/Delete Message

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Gia
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posted September 20, 2004 08:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gia     Edit/Delete Message
Oh my gosh it's bigger than me!

Are you sure?

Gia

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LibraSparkle
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posted September 20, 2004 08:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LibraSparkle     Edit/Delete Message
No, Gia. I've not measured one personally

That's just what THEY say.

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Gia
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posted September 21, 2004 02:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gia     Edit/Delete Message
All this time I really thought you had.

Gia

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paras
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posted September 21, 2004 09:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for paras     Edit/Delete Message
Just when I thought I'd seen everything on the Internet.. sheesh, now Whale Porn.

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Solane Star
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posted September 22, 2004 12:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Solane Star     Edit/Delete Message
Well now I would have to call that A WHALE OF A TIME. Whale porn that is.

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Philbird
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posted September 22, 2004 12:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Philbird     Edit/Delete Message

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SunChild
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posted September 22, 2004 07:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SunChild     Edit/Delete Message
That was a good laugh, thanx!- I had no idea.

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