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Topic: TA Fellowship - help
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pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted August 10, 2005 07:09 PM
 
(or you could just go get a vibrator!)What.. it's just an option!!!!!  IP: Logged |
jwhop
Knowflake Posts: 9417
From: Madeira Beach, Florida
Registered: Aug 2001
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posted August 10, 2005 08:27 PM
Wow Pixie you came up with another option. Looks like you're the right person to run the program IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted August 10, 2005 08:30 PM
A programable vibrator?
Well, sign me up for one of those too!Does it load the dishwasher? IP: Logged |
jwhop
Knowflake Posts: 9417
From: Madeira Beach, Florida
Registered: Aug 2001
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posted August 11, 2005 12:12 AM
Well, I can see I'm totally out of my league. See, to me a vibrator meant a belt driven machine used for spot reducing...not that I didn't picture a motor driven vibrator belt for 2 as a possibility for fun at the gym  but time marches on...so, you seem much better qualified in vibrator technology. I must say companies keep sending me vibrator ads...reputed to do everything but prepare dinner.  For instance, one has a remote control with low, high and yodel settings, a 9" LCD screen and a 3 month subscription to Playgirl; it will dim your lights, turn down your AC and though it won't load your dishwasher, it will start the cycles...including scrubber functions, start your washer and dryer and your auto vac system and start defrost functions for your microwave. Call me old fashioned Pixie but there's some things I'd rather do myself, a 20th century man trapped in the 21 century...or maybe even a 19th century man In any event Pixie, I turn the program over to you...with relief and having done so, I can reenter the realm of non thought knowing TA is in good hands which doesn't need my input. Now, if I can just get those idiots to read my emails and understand I'm a man and stop sending me vibrator ads, life will be sweet IP: Logged |
delerious
Knowflake Posts: 800
From:
Registered: Dec 2004
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posted August 27, 2005 12:37 AM
Ok, I just tried all your advice and the old friend I was (just about) in love with (but the sex, yes for once was awesome) but after 3 weeks of getting great sex, he still started thinking too much and left with his beer (praying he hasn't got a dui,) so I guess that doesn't even work, cause here I am back again, pleaing for help, cause I'm thinking again..... (and by the way, it wasn't my fault, he got some bad news and that's how de decided to deal with his stress)IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted August 28, 2005 04:33 AM
*sorry, just saw this*Well.. the same peeps that are sending you the vibrator ads, are sending me the ones that guarantee two inches more penile length... Hey, if they can guarantee it, maybe it's something..
I could use more than two inches for my penis.. I'll even take the standard six.... considering I don't have any right now... on my person, that is
Sometimes I acquire one, but it doesn't technically belong to me, and I give it back after some happy duration.
Only to use it again a short time later. I am happy to delegate thoughts to TA. **** and ass.. isn't that what it's about?
Am I in the wrong meeting?
I'll just stick to penis length and programmable dishwashers.
( I can put one of mine in the dishwasher BTW...But unfortunately, it doesn't do it itself.)
So delerious.. did you do him and send him on his way, or did the thinking interfere?
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Johnny
Knowflake Posts: 2056
From: Colorado, USA
Registered: Nov 2004
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posted August 28, 2005 04:42 AM
Rofl, PixelPixie! This forum would be sooo dull without you!IP: Logged |
Johnny
Knowflake Posts: 2056
From: Colorado, USA
Registered: Nov 2004
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posted August 28, 2005 04:56 AM
Btw, if anyone want's to fall of the wagon, take a look at this... http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/Forum16/HTML/001447.html IP: Logged |
LibraSparkle
Knowflake Posts: 6034
From: Vancouver USA
Registered: May 2004
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posted August 28, 2005 02:06 PM
MAO A vibrator that loads the dishwasher?! If we could get it to do laundry too, I would have no use for a man! (my hubby does the dishes and laundry around here  ) IP: Logged |
delerious
Knowflake Posts: 800
From:
Registered: Dec 2004
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posted August 31, 2005 01:29 AM
I dunno, I guess he's back but it took alot of talking, and way too much thinking.......IP: Logged |
delerious
Knowflake Posts: 800
From:
Registered: Dec 2004
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posted August 31, 2005 01:32 AM
A vibrator that loads the dishwasher????!!!!!! where can I buy one of these!!! (I'll save up)IP: Logged |
Lindaland
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