posted December 20, 2004 12:43 PM         

quote:

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Sir: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Andrew: One does not know, sir, possibly a predator was behind the chicken, or possibly there was a female chicken on the other of the road, if it's a male chicken. Possibly a food source, or depending on the season it might be migrating. One hopes there's no traffic.
Sir: To get to the other side.
Andrew: To get to the other side. Ah, why is that funny?

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posted December 23, 2004 01:48 AM         

Here mine:

I am Colin. God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.

posted December 27, 2004 01:32 PM         

*edit* I had to put this one in here, too....

"When I was alive, I believed--as you do--that time was at least as real and solid as myself, and probably more so. I said 'one o'clock' as though I could see it, and 'Monday' as though I could find it on the map; and I let myself be hurried along from minute to minute, day to day, year to year, as though I were actually moving from one place to another. Like everyone else, I lived in a house bricked up with seconds and minutes, weekends and New Year's Days, and I never went outside until I died, because there was no other door. Now I know that I could have walked through the walls."

posted December 27, 2004 02:37 PM         

"If the terrorists get ahold of those WMD's, it will be 9-11 times 100."

"That's..."

posted December 27, 2004 03:39 PM         

Ha!! I can't believe you knew that one! Nobody ever knows that movie!

Yours: TAWP? Jeez, was that a funny movie!

posted December 28, 2004 02:40 AM         

Yes, that would be the male genetalia. This line was spoken by Tom Cruise.

Freeky movie. Anyone?

posted December 28, 2004 07:42 AM         

Magnolia. Yes... freaky movie. It solidified my love for Julianne Moore I adore her!

OK, here's another quote... this one is from a classic movie, with someone already mentioned, hint hint ... someone should get it!

God, he loved flying with you Maverick. But he would've done it anyway... without you. He'd have hated it, but he would've done it.

posted December 29, 2004 11:01 AM         

One of my faves

How 'bout this one....

posted December 29, 2004 11:30 AM         

We must always fear the wicked. But there is another kind of evil that we must fear the most, and that is the indifference of good men.

I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point.

posted December 30, 2004 06:53 PM         

No... but think along those lines. It is a very religious themed film.... tell me if you want me to just spill it.

posted January 03, 2005 05:06 AM         

Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose!

LOL! I love this quote... it's kind of a running gag betwen me and my ex we put on the "voice" and say it puts the lotion on its skin, it does what it's told! and crack up giggling, lol.

posted January 05, 2005 08:38 AM         

and the quote before...a la, colin god of sex...love actually.

ok heres one:

posted January 05, 2005 11:10 AM         

I knew it off the top of my head ... although the Clarice Starling comment told me I was right.

What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
What?
What country you from?
What?
What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
What?
ENGLISH, MOTHERF___ER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Yes!
Then you know what I'm saying!
Yes!
Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
What, I-?
[pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf___er. Say "what" one more godd@mn time.