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proxieme
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posted April 13, 2005 11:13 PM           Edit/Delete Message
My 76-year-old grandmother just sent me this forward:

HEY, I THINK THIS IS IMPORTANT. BE SURE TO PASS IT ON TO FRIENDS WHO MIGHT BE VICTIMIZED:

If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!!

IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see you naked. I wish I'd gotten this yesterday.
I feel so stupid now.

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Yes, she's an Aqua Sun.

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marcia
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posted April 13, 2005 11:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for marcia     Edit/Delete Message

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PixieDust
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posted April 13, 2005 11:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PixieDust     Edit/Delete Message
That is so sweet for her to share!


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SunChild
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posted April 13, 2005 11:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SunChild     Edit/Delete Message
HA! Funny...

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"And dreams, don't ever forget, are the first step in manifesting wishes into reality"-- Linda Goodman's Star Signs

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26taurus
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posted April 13, 2005 11:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 26taurus     Edit/Delete Message
Hehehehehe!

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angel_of_hope
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posted April 13, 2005 11:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for angel_of_hope     Edit/Delete Message
LMAO ... thats great!

what a funny grandmother (76 years young at that)

ang-

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marcia
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posted April 14, 2005 01:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for marcia     Edit/Delete Message
Can I have your grandma?

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pixelpixie
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posted April 14, 2005 01:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
awwwwww.
My grandma rocks too.

When she came to see my show ( yes, she came out to a bar, to watch me perform!!! I was elated!) I was dressed somewhat um... well, anyway, my boobies were on display.. so when I greeted er, i said something like "Grandma, I am so glad you're here, just don't mind the boobs..."
and she said..
"Why? They look great!!!"

Not the answer I was expecting...

YAY!!! Grandmas rock!

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Irish Eyes
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posted April 14, 2005 08:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Irish Eyes     Edit/Delete Message
My Grandmother always had great advice about men!

She used to tell me that the only reason that men look different from one another is so we could tell which one was ours!

She was also fond of giving sex advice...she would tell me that I had better have all the sex I could while I was still limber enough to get into all the positions.

But one of the best pieces of advice she ever gave was....be friends first and the then being lovers will be easy!

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Bluemoon
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posted April 14, 2005 09:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bluemoon     Edit/Delete Message
too cute, Proxie! love Aqua's! my mom and my son are both Aqua's!

I like what your grandma said too, Irish,m especially the last one about being friends first! 2 true!

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marcia
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posted April 14, 2005 09:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for marcia     Edit/Delete Message
Irish Eyes . . .I love that advice

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lalalinda
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posted April 14, 2005 12:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lalalinda     Edit/Delete Message

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Gia
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posted April 16, 2005 08:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gia     Edit/Delete Message
My gran told me not to change in front of the television. She's convinced that if we can see them, they can see us. She always turns the television off when she's changing. She's so cool.

Gia

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sue g
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posted April 17, 2005 10:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for sue g     Edit/Delete Message
Aahhh loved all your stories about your grandmothers - both mine have passed over god rest their souls, but I am told by my medium friend that they still watch me (oooeeer), one time my grandma evelyn said to the medium, "why has she stopped dancing - we love to watch her do that" - guess what I hadnt danced for a few days and she "knew", kinda spooky but very touching - grandmothers RULE!!!!!!!!!! x

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Philbird
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posted April 17, 2005 10:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Philbird     Edit/Delete Message
I so believe that theory Gia! Here's to rockin' grandmas!

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Solane Star
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posted April 17, 2005 10:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Solane Star     Edit/Delete Message

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