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Bluemoon
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Posts: 4456
From: Stafford, VA USA
Registered: Feb 2005

posted May 19, 2005 01:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bluemoon     Edit/Delete Message
I thought this was cute!

A married couple in their early 60's was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly a tiny, yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! Two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said, "Well this all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime. So I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife who is 30 year younger than me".

The wife and fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...so the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and - abracadabra! - the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story...men might be ungrateful idiots...but fairies are female!

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pixelpixie
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Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005

posted May 19, 2005 01:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
Hee hee

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Saturn's Child
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Posts: 867
From: Just left of center
Registered: May 2004

posted May 19, 2005 06:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Saturn's Child     Edit/Delete Message
Oh yeah....good one!

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neptune's mermaid
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Registered: Dec 2004

posted May 22, 2005 11:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for neptune's mermaid     Edit/Delete Message
God he's one hell of a b1tch She needs to dump his sorry sagging 92 year old a$$ for a younger guy

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Solane Star
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Posts: 5378
From: Ontario, Canada
Registered: Jun 2005

posted May 23, 2005 09:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Solane Star     Edit/Delete Message
Cute LOL!!!

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future_uncertain
Knowflake

Posts: 2681
From: ohio
Registered: Aug 2004

posted May 23, 2005 12:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for future_uncertain     Edit/Delete Message
This is funny! I love the moral.

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crystelle
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Posts: 425
From: :)
Registered: Aug 2002

posted May 23, 2005 01:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for crystelle     Edit/Delete Message
that's halarious!

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angel_of_hope
Moderator

Posts: 1394
From: Palmer, AK
Registered: Jul 2004

posted May 25, 2005 12:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for angel_of_hope     Edit/Delete Message
TOO CUTE!

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