posted June 22, 2005 02:27 PM         

Why did the blond quit his job as a restroom attendant?
He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.

posted June 24, 2005 05:21 PM         

Got this one the other day ...

FOR THE MEN
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over. He walks up to the car and sees a nice-looking blonde woman behind the wheel. There is the strong smell liquor on her breath.

He says, 'I'm going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol.'

She blows up the balloon, and he walks it back to the police car. After a couple of minutes he returns to her car and says, 'It looks like you've had a couple of stiff ones.'

She replies, 'You mean it shows that, too?'

FOR THE LADIES
The county advertised for a new employee to paint the white lines down the middle of the roads.

A blonde guy was the only applicant and he got the job.

On the first day, he painted an impressive 50 miles of road, and his boss was very proud.

On his second day, he painted 25 miles of road, and his boss thought that was just fine.

On his third day he painted only 15 miles of road, and his boss was starting to get concerned.

On his fourth day he painted a mere 7 miles of road. His boss asked him why he kept painting less and less road.

"Well," he answered, "each day the paint bucket is further and further away!".