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sweetlibra
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posted July 21, 2005 01:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for sweetlibra     Edit/Delete Message

Not too long ago, a large seminar was held for ministers and reverends in training. Among the facilitators were many well-known motivational speakers. One such speaker boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" The crowd was shocked! He followed up by saying, "That woman was my mother!" The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.

About a week later, one of the ministers who had attended the seminar decided to use that joke in his sermon. As he shyly approached the pulpit one sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him. Getting to the microphone he said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

His congregation sat shocked, murmuring. After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the pastor finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was!"

Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste.

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AcousticGod
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posted July 21, 2005 02:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message
lol

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WaterNymph
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posted July 21, 2005 06:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for WaterNymph     Edit/Delete Message
Poor, poor man poor stupid confused man

loved it sweetlibra

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Saturn's Child
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posted July 21, 2005 10:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Saturn's Child     Edit/Delete Message

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aqua
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posted July 22, 2005 05:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for aqua     Edit/Delete Message

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