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proxieme
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posted September 27, 2005 10:19 PM           Edit/Delete Message
He's always caressing her silky white curves.

Always.

He's continually underneath her, "working" her - and don't you think he doesn't enjoy it, not for one second.

There's no way I can compete.
She's just too chic, too responsive, too...shiny and metal.
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Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it takes an Aquarius to dally with Herbie.
And it takes a wife with an Aquarian Moon to laugh at him.

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proxieme
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posted September 27, 2005 10:31 PM           Edit/Delete Message
AND THAT'S NOT THE WORST OF IT!

My Daughter, MY OWN DAUGHTER, has started flirting with that floozy's brother!!!


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AcousticGod
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posted September 27, 2005 10:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message
Love it!

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Planet_Soul
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posted September 27, 2005 10:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Planet_Soul     Edit/Delete Message
Wow you scared me for a sec...

Men and their vechicles, Twin Flames for sure. Your lil one is adorable btw.

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BloodRedMoon
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posted September 27, 2005 11:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BloodRedMoon     Edit/Delete Message
pffft she looks like a bug! Nothing like your natural beauty!

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Loggerhead
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posted September 27, 2005 11:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Loggerhead     Edit/Delete Message
Awww, so cute! I mean your daughter, of course. The car, well... LOL! Just be glad it's an OLD beatle, and not the new one which to me always looks like something the teletubbies would want to drive.

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AcousticGod
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posted September 27, 2005 11:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message
I like the teletubbies.

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proxieme
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posted September 27, 2005 11:34 PM           Edit/Delete Message
The Teletubbies flippin' freak me out, and that baby-sun-thing gives me the willies.

I'll take ~The Backyardigans~ any day, though.

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proxieme
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posted September 27, 2005 11:38 PM           Edit/Delete Message
P_S y AG - Thank you

BRM - Thank you.
*sniff*
Hearing that...means...so much!
*wail*

Loggerhead - Oh, don't even mention the Type 3s (or whatever they're called) in the presense of my husband...dern Aquarians and their odd, twitchy obsessions

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sweetlibra
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posted September 27, 2005 11:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for sweetlibra     Edit/Delete Message
lol proxieme, that subject line gave me a shock

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pixelpixie
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posted September 28, 2005 12:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
Ah, I knew what you meant.. my husband is in love with burly men with uniforms and knocked out teeth.. and renegotiated contracts.
I hear ya man........
I hear ya.

Does it BUG you a little?

Little meg-bug looks beautious.
Do you and the hubs ever take it into the garage and polish the hood?

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aqua
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posted September 28, 2005 05:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for aqua     Edit/Delete Message

what a cute daughter you have proxieme!!!!
she's so sweet!!

and ofcourse that lady with white curves is hot!!

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proxieme
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posted September 28, 2005 10:26 AM           Edit/Delete Message
sweetlibra - Leave it to a Uranus rising...

aqua - Thank ya, thank ya - though I think she looks deliciously goofy in those photos.
She can make faces...just like her Momma.
Re: the lady: She is, she is...don't I know it.
*sigh*

pixelp - Hockey for your Husband, then?
(I automatically thought football, but then saw the "knocked-out teeth" bit.)
You know, it does bug me (ha ha) sometimes, but whatcha gonna do?
Re: Polishing the hood: Naw, we only have a carport, not a garage.
Don't wanna scare the neighbors.
And, besides, I'm married to an Aquarius - he's got much more important things to do than that.
Silly girl.

I'm not bitter

Well, off to playgroup.

Up, up, and aaawwwaaaay!

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Nephthys
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posted September 29, 2005 11:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nephthys     Edit/Delete Message
Proxi,

My very first car was a 1967 Volkswagen Bug/Beetle, white with a sunroof. It looked just like that. The only thing I didn't like was that the engine would sometimes catch on fire. So I had to carry a fire extinguisher on board.

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cancerrg
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posted September 30, 2005 11:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for cancerrg     Edit/Delete Message
heheheheheheheheh.............

that was a good one . i liked it

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Yang
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posted September 30, 2005 03:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Yang     Edit/Delete Message
Aha, you didn't fool me, Proxieme, or else you wouldn't have placed a smiling smily for your topic. And I am checking to prove that I am right

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26taurus
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posted September 30, 2005 08:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 26taurus     Edit/Delete Message
Cool car prox.

Jase might enjoy www.thesamba.com He'll be able to get really good advice on fixing it and whatnot there. My ex hung out on that site all the time. He's got a 77 Riviera. Mint cond. It's a really fun vehicle.

Meg's as cute as ever.

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proxieme
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posted September 30, 2005 10:03 PM           Edit/Delete Message
Oh, yeah - he knows *aaaallll* about the Samba.

He knows all about all VW sites, I think - you know Aqua Suns and their obsessions.

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26taurus
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posted October 03, 2005 02:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 26taurus     Edit/Delete Message
I shouldve known.

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