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Topic: My Husband Is Having An Affair
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proxieme unregistered
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posted September 27, 2005 10:19 PM
He's always caressing her silky white curves.Always. He's continually underneath her, "working" her - and don't you think he doesn't enjoy it, not for one second. There's no way I can compete. She's just too chic, too responsive, too...shiny and metal. . . . . . . . . . . . Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it takes an Aquarius to dally with Herbie. And it takes a wife with an Aquarian Moon to laugh at him. IP: Logged |
proxieme unregistered
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posted September 27, 2005 10:31 PM
AND THAT'S NOT THE WORST OF IT!My Daughter, MY OWN DAUGHTER, has started flirting with that floozy's brother!!! IP: Logged |
AcousticGod Knowflake Posts: 11943 From: Pleasanton, CA, USA Registered: May 2005
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posted September 27, 2005 10:45 PM
Love it!IP: Logged |
Planet_Soul Knowflake Posts: 1152 From: The Universe Registered: May 2005
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posted September 27, 2005 10:46 PM
Wow you scared me for a sec... Men and their vechicles, Twin Flames for sure. Your lil one is adorable btw.
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BloodRedMoon Knowflake Posts: 932 From: somewhere out there Registered: Apr 2004
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posted September 27, 2005 11:00 PM
pffft she looks like a bug! Nothing like your natural beauty!IP: Logged |
Loggerhead Knowflake Posts: 356 From: Alabama Registered: Jun 2005
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posted September 27, 2005 11:01 PM
Awww, so cute! I mean your daughter, of course. The car, well... LOL! Just be glad it's an OLD beatle, and not the new one which to me always looks like something the teletubbies would want to drive.IP: Logged |
AcousticGod Knowflake Posts: 11943 From: Pleasanton, CA, USA Registered: May 2005
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posted September 27, 2005 11:27 PM
I like the teletubbies.  IP: Logged |
proxieme unregistered
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posted September 27, 2005 11:34 PM
The Teletubbies flippin' freak me out, and that baby-sun-thing gives me the willies.I'll take ~The Backyardigans~ any day, though. IP: Logged |
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posted September 27, 2005 11:38 PM
P_S y AG - Thank you  BRM - Thank you. *sniff* Hearing that...means...so much! *wail* Loggerhead - Oh, don't even mention the Type 3s (or whatever they're called) in the presense of my husband...dern Aquarians and their odd, twitchy obsessions IP: Logged |
sweetlibra Knowflake Posts: 1382 From: Registered: Oct 2004
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posted September 27, 2005 11:43 PM
lol proxieme, that subject line gave me a shock 
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pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 5301 From: Ontario Canada Registered: Jun 2005
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posted September 28, 2005 12:30 AM
Ah, I knew what you meant.. my husband is in love with burly men with uniforms and knocked out teeth.. and renegotiated contracts. I hear ya man........ I hear ya.Does it BUG you a little? Little meg-bug looks beautious.  Do you and the hubs ever take it into the garage and polish the hood?
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aqua Knowflake Posts: 2805 From: dreamland Registered: Jan 2004
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posted September 28, 2005 05:24 AM
 what a cute daughter you have proxieme!!!! she's so sweet!!  and ofcourse that lady with white curves is hot!!  IP: Logged |
proxieme unregistered
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posted September 28, 2005 10:26 AM
sweetlibra - Leave it to a Uranus rising...  aqua - Thank ya, thank ya - though I think she looks deliciously goofy in those photos. She can make faces...just like her Momma. Re: the lady: She is, she is...don't I know it. *sigh* pixelp - Hockey for your Husband, then? (I automatically thought football, but then saw the "knocked-out teeth" bit.) You know, it does bug me (ha ha) sometimes, but whatcha gonna do?  Re: Polishing the hood: Naw, we only have a carport, not a garage. Don't wanna scare the neighbors. And, besides, I'm married to an Aquarius - he's got much more important things to do than that. Silly girl. I'm not bitter  Well, off to playgroup. Up, up, and aaawwwaaaay! IP: Logged |
Nephthys Moderator Posts: 3800 From: California Registered: Oct 2001
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posted September 29, 2005 11:22 AM
Proxi,My very first car was a 1967 Volkswagen Bug/Beetle, white with a sunroof. It looked just like that. The only thing I didn't like was that the engine would sometimes catch on fire. So I had to carry a fire extinguisher on board. IP: Logged |
cancerrg Knowflake Posts: 2668 From: Registered: Dec 2004
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posted September 30, 2005 11:05 AM
heheheheheheheheh.............that was a good one . i liked it  IP: Logged |
Yang Knowflake Posts: 2296 From: A temporary home Registered: May 2004
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posted September 30, 2005 03:42 PM
Aha, you didn't fool me, Proxieme, or else you wouldn't have placed a smiling smily for your topic. And I am checking to prove that I am right  IP: Logged |
26taurus Knowflake Posts: 13411 From: * Registered: Jun 2004
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posted September 30, 2005 08:06 PM
Cool car prox.  Jase might enjoy www.thesamba.com He'll be able to get really good advice on fixing it and whatnot there. My ex hung out on that site all the time. He's got a 77 Riviera. Mint cond. It's a really fun vehicle. Meg's as cute as ever.  IP: Logged |
proxieme unregistered
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posted September 30, 2005 10:03 PM
Oh, yeah - he knows *aaaallll* about the Samba.He knows all about all VW sites, I think - you know Aqua Suns and their obsessions. IP: Logged |
26taurus Knowflake Posts: 13411 From: * Registered: Jun 2004
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posted October 03, 2005 02:43 PM
I shouldve known.  IP: Logged |