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geminstone
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From: Golden, CO
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posted November 02, 2005 09:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for geminstone     Edit/Delete Message
I got this in an e-mail, from friends of mine.... HIlArious!!!
.................................................... here ya go.... ........

This only takes a minute. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book: "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = giggle
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny. Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day!

~ geminstone
.......... aka ' Boobie DippinTush'...... hehehe...

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SunChild
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posted November 02, 2005 10:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SunChild     Edit/Delete Message
Crusty dippn' lips...

Oh...not very attractive.

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SunChild
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posted November 02, 2005 10:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SunChild     Edit/Delete Message
My man's is

Dorfus dipp'n hiney...haha

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SunChild
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posted November 02, 2005 10:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SunChild     Edit/Delete Message
Randall's is a classic...SLOOOPY FARKLE HUMPERDINCK!!

okay I'll stop now.

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SunChild
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posted November 02, 2005 10:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SunChild     Edit/Delete Message
Okay one more crazy one, only because it's so freak'n funny...
My friend, Chloe:

BOOBIE DIPP'N FANNY....just imagine!

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AcousticGod
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posted November 02, 2005 10:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message
I'm Snooty Dippinnose.

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pixelpixie
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posted November 02, 2005 10:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
haha!
I love this, and Cap'n Underpants rules.

My name; snickle chuckletush

Maiden name snickle gizzardlips

lips or tush?

I like!!!

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Lemingtyne
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posted November 03, 2005 02:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lemingtyne     Edit/Delete Message

I'm
Snickle Picklehump

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26taurus
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posted November 03, 2005 02:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 26taurus     Edit/Delete Message
Tootsie Snickel-butt, here!

Haha! I like!

Call me that from now on, k? lolol

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26taurus
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posted November 03, 2005 02:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 26taurus     Edit/Delete Message
Shall I re-register with it?

j/k, j/k

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teaselbaby
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posted November 03, 2005 04:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for teaselbaby     Edit/Delete Message
Dumbo Farkle-Face.

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aqua
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posted November 03, 2005 04:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for aqua     Edit/Delete Message
'sloopy dippin lips'


hey ~SunChild~ we are relatives!

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geminstone
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posted November 03, 2005 06:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for geminstone     Edit/Delete Message
Thank ALL that is Good!!! There exists those who are blessed with the 6th sense....no, not E.S.P....but, that of humor

Hey Pix ~ I was gonna do my maiden too but, had to run for a minute and, then well,.... here's the maiden...
' Boobie ChuckleChunks '
.... when having this fun, using the rest of the family, it seems we, actually, have a 'Jr.' I tried so hard, to avoid that! Anyway...
Hubby: ' Snickle DippinTush
Son: ' Snickle DippinTush, ...Jr '
Daughter: ' Dinky DippinTush '
...hehehe.... then, there's the Friend's who, so kindly, passed the laugh along to us...
' Cheesey BubbleHiney ' and,
' Dorfus PottySprinkles ' eh-haaha! Just did theirs for the first time....... now I must return the fun-making....

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1scorp
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posted November 03, 2005 08:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 1scorp     Edit/Delete Message
dorky gizzardhump
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