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Irish Eyes
Knowflake

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From: PA,USA
Registered: Apr 2004

posted November 04, 2005 12:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Irish Eyes     Edit/Delete Message
Love Story

I will seek and find you . .

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.


All my love,
The Flu


Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot

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Svetlana
Knowflake

Posts: 254
From: USA
Registered: Jul 2005

posted November 04, 2005 12:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Svetlana     Edit/Delete Message
This is a twist worthy of O'Henry!

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Watch me! I have many skills.

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pixelpixie
Knowflake

Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005

posted November 04, 2005 01:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
getting it on.........


Nov 8th.

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aqua
Knowflake

Posts: 2805
From: dreamland
Registered: Jan 2004

posted November 05, 2005 01:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for aqua     Edit/Delete Message

hey Irish Eyes ,its good to see u around!

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lotusheartone
Knowflake

Posts: 238
From: MOther & Father GOd
Registered: Feb 2008

posted November 05, 2005 01:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for lotusheartone     Edit/Delete Message
I'm laughing so hard

But, no, I won't get a flu shot!

Love and Light to ALL

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Johnny
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Posts: 2056
From: Colorado, USA
Registered: Nov 2004

posted November 05, 2005 04:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Johnny     Edit/Delete Message
Flu shots are full of mind control drugs! Join the resistance! Fight the power!

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Rob_W
Knowflake

Posts: 83
From: Dublin, Ireland
Registered: Oct 2005

posted November 06, 2005 12:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rob_W     Edit/Delete Message
My job tried to get us all to have flu shots this week, didn't fancy the idea at all to be honest. I decided against it and they weren't happy at all - trying to pressure me and a couple of others into having them.

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lotusheartone
Knowflake

Posts: 238
From: MOther & Father GOd
Registered: Feb 2008

posted November 06, 2005 12:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lotusheartone     Edit/Delete Message
the flu strains are ever constantly changing, let your body immunize itself and build up the resistence
Mind over Matter

Love and Light to ALL

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WaterNymph
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Posts: 2276
From: London, UK
Registered: May 2005

posted November 09, 2005 07:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for WaterNymph     Edit/Delete Message
OMG!!! I was about to say that’s REALLY disturbing good one

My flu shot's this week *sigh* I managed to get out of it a week ago because I told them I was ill - I hate injections. But you gotta do what you gotta do.

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Peri
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From: Kyiv, Ukraine
Registered: Dec 2003

posted November 09, 2005 08:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Peri     Edit/Delete Message

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Irish Eyes
Knowflake

Posts: 461
From: PA,USA
Registered: Apr 2004

posted November 09, 2005 03:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Irish Eyes     Edit/Delete Message
Hello All!

Glad that you are enjoying this....I wish I could take credit for writing this one...my best friend's mother e-mailed it to me and I just had to share!

Hey Aqua!
nice to hear from you too! So sorry that I haven't been around as much as I would like...my business is booming and I am under the gun to complete several things before Christmas...

Love to all!
Irish

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aqua
Knowflake

Posts: 2805
From: dreamland
Registered: Jan 2004

posted November 09, 2005 11:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for aqua     Edit/Delete Message

its so nice to here that ur business is booming Irish Eyes !


hope we get ur presents soon!!

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Irish Eyes
Knowflake

Posts: 461
From: PA,USA
Registered: Apr 2004

posted November 11, 2005 09:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Irish Eyes     Edit/Delete Message
If you can find me through the soap bubbles!...LOL

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SunChild
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Posts: 4032
From: Australia
Registered: Jan 2004

posted November 11, 2005 09:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SunChild     Edit/Delete Message

I've never had a flu shot, I never needed one, and I never will have one.

FYI re: Flu Shots
http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/Forum3/HTML/001261.html

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