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sweetlibra
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posted December 09, 2005 02:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for sweetlibra     Edit/Delete Message
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and stuffed half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar, into the hollow of all the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything, Cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere.

Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked.

People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.

Word got out, and eventually, even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely, and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home, including the curtain rods.

I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU???

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pixelpixie
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posted December 09, 2005 02:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message

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CancerianMoon
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posted December 09, 2005 02:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CancerianMoon     Edit/Delete Message

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Johnny
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posted December 09, 2005 04:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Johnny     Edit/Delete Message
That's awful!

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nannyfish
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posted December 09, 2005 06:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for nannyfish     Edit/Delete Message
I'm betting that lady was a Scorp...

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sxycrzykewl221
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posted December 09, 2005 09:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for sxycrzykewl221     Edit/Delete Message
this leo is not above it!

sometimes the little things make ya feel so much better! Like sending 17 pizza's with sausage and ham to the jewish man that did the same! Striaght from broken heart to laughing and starting to move on! I love this story!

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sxycrzykewl221
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posted December 09, 2005 09:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for sxycrzykewl221     Edit/Delete Message
happy ending in deed!

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WaterNymph
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posted December 09, 2005 09:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for WaterNymph     Edit/Delete Message
Clever they suffer while she looks innocent the whole time…I love it

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proxieme
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posted December 09, 2005 09:55 AM           Edit/Delete Message
That's a perfect smile for that story, Cancerian Moon

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lioneye68
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posted December 09, 2005 02:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lioneye68     Edit/Delete Message
That's simply beautiful, man. *sniff sniff*

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aqua
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posted December 10, 2005 02:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for aqua     Edit/Delete Message

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