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Topic: 10 most stupid questions !
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aqua
Knowflake Posts: 2805
From: dreamland
Registered: Jan 2004
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posted December 10, 2005 08:10 AM
 
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on
your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try
again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter...
Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally
also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big !!
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good? Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's just
the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping? Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa
marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron !!
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke ? Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and now
it's in flames!!!
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sweetlibra
Knowflake Posts: 1382
From:
Registered: Oct 2004
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posted December 10, 2005 08:17 AM
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try
again.
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WaterNymph
Knowflake Posts: 2276
From: London, UK
Registered: May 2005
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posted December 10, 2005 09:41 AM
love ‘em all lolThis is why I hate public transport. Some girl once…I’m not quite sure what she did, the bus stopped suddenly and her heel went straight for me ankle  I was in so much pain, I couldn’t speak…I couldn’t hear anything either my poor little ankle and my poor little foot  It was bruised for God knows how long. I just limped home in pain. I vowed to never get on a bus, but how else am I to reach the station - no way am I parking my car there. Another stupid question is, when you haven’t seen someone for a long time…and they ask you “where’ve you been?” - are you supposed to answer that literally  I just say smiling "I don't know" 
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Yang
Knowflake Posts: 2296
From: A temporary home
Registered: May 2004
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posted December 10, 2005 02:37 PM
I am guilty of question 7! IP: Logged |
CancerianMoon
Knowflake Posts: 1082
From: Sydney, Australia. Cancer Sun.....Gemini Moon.....Aqua Rising
Registered: Aug 2003
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posted December 10, 2005 03:24 PM
funnnnie aqua 
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Lauren
Knowflake Posts: 1158
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Registered: Aug 2005
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posted December 10, 2005 09:20 PM
quote:
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping? Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa
marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron !!
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aqua
Knowflake Posts: 2805
From: dreamland
Registered: Jan 2004
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posted December 11, 2005 12:27 AM
good one WaterNymph !!IP: Logged |
taurean_scorpion
Knowflake Posts: 1356
From: santa monica, california
Registered: May 2005
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posted December 11, 2005 03:15 PM
hilarious! thanks for sharing IP: Logged |
Peri
Moderator Posts: 2447
From: Kyiv, Ukraine
Registered: Dec 2003
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posted December 12, 2005 03:06 AM
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theREALfajita3
Knowflake Posts: 31
From: sunny south florida
Registered: Dec 2005
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posted December 25, 2005 12:51 PM
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The Mutable Night Force
Knowflake Posts: 1451
From: England
Registered: Dec 2004
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posted December 26, 2005 01:45 PM
Number 7 happened to me!!!
lol, like your answer.. wish I'd said something to that effect. I was just like "Oh no, of course not..". The person probably couldn't even tell I was being sarcastic.  IP: Logged |
aqua
Knowflake Posts: 2805
From: dreamland
Registered: Jan 2004
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posted December 26, 2005 09:16 PM
ha ha..MNF next time it happens to you make sure u say it !...lol..IP: Logged |
Wednesday
Knowflake Posts: 695
From: The big C... Canada :)
Registered: Jul 2006
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posted August 12, 2006 01:07 PM
Sooo funny! Thanks for the laugh IP: Logged |
delerious
Knowflake Posts: 800
From:
Registered: Dec 2004
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posted August 15, 2006 09:19 PM
I loved em!! Oh, about #7...
my fav is "did I wake you?" "No, I had to answer the phone anyways"IP: Logged |
delerious
Knowflake Posts: 800
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Registered: Dec 2004
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posted August 15, 2006 09:20 PM
I loved em!! Oh, about #7...
my fav is "did I wake you?" "No, I had to answer the phone anyways"IP: Logged |
Dulce Luna
Knowflake Posts: 4598
From: The Asylum
Registered: Mar 2006
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posted August 15, 2006 09:30 PM
this one was hilarious....
quote:
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter...
Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good?? Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally
also spit in it.
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