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proxieme
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posted December 10, 2005 04:42 PM           Edit/Delete Message
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = snickle

b = doombah

c = goober

d = cheesey

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = dumbo

h = farcus

i = dorky

j = doofus

k = funky

l = boobie

m = sleezy

n = sloopy

o = fluffy

p = stinky

q = slimy

r = dorfus

s = snooty

t = tootsie

u = dipsy

v = sneezy

w = liver

x = skippy

y = dinky

z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin

b = feather

c = batty

d = burger

e = chicken

f = barffy

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = farkle

j = monkey

k = flippin

l = fricken

m = bubble

n = rhino

o = potty

p = hamster

q = buckle

r = gizzard

s = lickin

t = snickle

u = chuckle

v = pickle

w = hubble

x = dingle

y = gorilla

z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:

a = butt

b = boob

c = face

d = nose

e = hump

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = head

l = tush

m = chunks

n = dunkin

o = brains

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = doodle

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = frack

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = hiney

z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

My current name is Dorfus Dippinsniffer.
I'm married to Snooty Dippensniffer.
We have a child, Dumbo Dippensniffer.

My maiden name was Dorfus Chucklefanny.

Thank you, Captain Underpants!

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LuLu
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posted December 10, 2005 04:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LuLu     Edit/Delete Message
Dumbo Dippinsniffer at your service.

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WaterNymph
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posted December 10, 2005 05:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for WaterNymph     Edit/Delete Message
Crusty Pottyshorts

Lets hope not

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Azalaksh
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posted December 10, 2005 05:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Azalaksh     Edit/Delete Message
Hey I'm dorfus dippindunkin!! Are we related, prox?!? My son loves Capt Underpants.....

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Yin
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posted December 10, 2005 07:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Yin     Edit/Delete Message
Sloopy Picklehump at your services!


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hot_ice
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posted December 10, 2005 07:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for hot_ice     Edit/Delete Message

Sloopy dippindunkin

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CancerianMoon
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posted December 10, 2005 07:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CancerianMoon     Edit/Delete Message
Dorfus Potty Dunkin

omg!!! lol

well at least it wasnt some sorta food im potty dunkin
hahahahaha

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Nephthys
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posted December 10, 2005 08:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nephthys     Edit/Delete Message
This is really cool! Oh, btw, I am officially

Sneezy Pottynose

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future_uncertain
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posted December 10, 2005 10:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for future_uncertain     Edit/Delete Message
Nice to meet you all! My name is Dorfus Rhinohump. I have a son named Snooty Dippindoodle, and the love of my life is Dorfus Chickenlips!

This is too much fun!

(Kind of funny... I call my son Dumpydoodle, which isn't too far off!)

And my screen name here is Tootsie Rhinoface.

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lioneye68
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posted December 10, 2005 10:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lioneye68     Edit/Delete Message
Hey, Yin & Hot Ice - we have the same first names. What are the odds?

I'm Sloopy Dippin - sounds more like a perverted verb than a name.

"OH yeah. We were sloopy-dippin ALL NIGHT"

That was funny, Prox.

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BlueRoamer
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posted December 10, 2005 10:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BlueRoamer     Edit/Delete Message
Cheesy GizzardHump.....heh

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Solane Star
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posted December 10, 2005 11:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Solane Star     Edit/Delete Message
My name is Dorfus Rhinobrains, my husbands is Sloopy Bubblebutt and we have a son named Dorfus Bubblebutt.

Thanks proxieme that was really funny and fun!!! LOL!!!

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dorkus_malorkus
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posted December 10, 2005 11:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dorkus_malorkus     Edit/Delete Message
Snickle Hamsterbutt

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Solane Star
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posted December 10, 2005 11:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Solane Star     Edit/Delete Message
My Screen name here is Boobie Snicklebutt.

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aqua
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posted December 11, 2005 12:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for aqua     Edit/Delete Message
rhino lips !

that's me ....lol....

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zoso
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posted December 11, 2005 12:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for zoso     Edit/Delete Message
Sneezy Dippinhumperdinck!!!

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dorkus_malorkus
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posted December 11, 2005 01:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for dorkus_malorkus     Edit/Delete Message
Heh my s/n is Dorfus Dippintush

Better than Snickle Hamsterbutt

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lalalinda
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posted December 11, 2005 03:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for lalalinda     Edit/Delete Message
funny
sloopy farkletush here

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whalewasp78
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posted December 12, 2005 02:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for whalewasp78     Edit/Delete Message
Oh, man. 'Sleezy Pottyshorts' here. I'm humbled.

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ariestiger
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posted December 13, 2005 07:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ariestiger     Edit/Delete Message
Dorfus Featherbrains. Yeah RIGHT!!

Funny how some of these adjectives go well together. Sounds Harry Potterish - or Dickensian.

AT

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crystelle
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posted December 17, 2005 03:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for crystelle     Edit/Delete Message
How cute- I love this!

Oh, by the way, I am

DINKY GIZZARDbrains

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