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Topic: Cleaning by the signs
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Peri
Moderator Posts: 2447
From: Kyiv, Ukraine
Registered: Dec 2003
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posted January 23, 2006 11:29 AM
 
ARIES: gets competitive over who's the speediest sweeper or whose rag is dustiest.TAURUS: goes over the same spot a million times with the vacuum, refusing to bend down to pick up the offending crumb. GEMINI: finishes their chores in half the time of everyone else. CANCER: becomes preoccupied with your photo collection. LEO: spends all day polishing down the mirrors. VIRGO: SO doesn't need your help. LIBRA: keeps saying "don't I look adorable in this apron?" SCORPIO: makes the bed, fluffs the pillows and asks for volunteers to test it out with them. SAGITTARIUS: doesn't like being stuck inside. Send them out for some fun on your riding lawnmower. CAPRICORN: weighs the pros, cons and financial incentives and may decide to go with a better offer. AQUARIUS: organizes your piles of junk into charity, recycle and compost. PISCES: asks to do the windows and then keeps staring out into the yard. http://www.astrology.com/fun/springcleaning/index.html IP: Logged |
bohemianjazz
Knowflake Posts: 141
From: Canada
Registered: Jan 2006
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posted January 23, 2006 02:29 PM
I'm sooo Virgo. What can I say, I'm a perfectionist  ------------------
3rd Decan Scorpio Sun, 1st Decan Aries Moon, 1st/2nd Decan Aquarius Rising IP: Logged |
proxieme
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posted January 23, 2006 02:32 PM
That's eerily correct for Pisces...IP: Logged |
Hexxie
Knowflake Posts: 934
From: :::Libra Sun / 29* Gemini Rising / Aquarius Moon:::
Registered: Jul 2005
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posted January 23, 2006 02:50 PM
Haha! One of my best friends is a Virgo. When we come to her house she cleans up immediately after each thing we eat. God forbid a crumb should fall onto the ground! Out comes the broom & dustpan right away. Cracks me up!------------------
`Who are you?' said the Caterpillar. This was not an encouraging opening for a conversation. Alice replied, rather shyly, `I--I hardly know, sir, just at present-- at least I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.'
~Lewis Carroll :::Libra Sun / 29* Gemini Rising / Aquarius Moon::: IP: Logged |
The Mutable Night Force
Knowflake Posts: 1451
From: England
Registered: Dec 2004
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posted January 23, 2006 03:51 PM
Alll roughly spot-on 'cept for Gemini!
Gemini is so completely-
Starts out with intention of doing the whole house to make you like them better but ends up getting sidetracked and reading a magazine/ playing computer games/ practising voodoo (only the Scorpy ones!) IP: Logged |
Yang
Knowflake Posts: 2296
From: A temporary home
Registered: May 2004
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posted January 23, 2006 05:27 PM
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AcousticGod
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From: Pleasanton, CA, USA
Registered: May 2005
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posted January 23, 2006 06:24 PM
Gemini Rising here, and I fit MNF's description, though I'd only set out to impress everyone if it was my place alone. Sharing with two roommates as I do there's nothing I can do to impress around the Aries poor taste and virtual takeover of every public area of the house. Oh wait. I did decorate my bathroom pretty nicely in blue -flowers and everything.So if you like Star Trek, sports, plastic models of Navy ships, and liquor come on over. You'll love it. IP: Logged |
LibraSparkle
Knowflake Posts: 6034
From: Vancouver USA
Registered: May 2004
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posted January 23, 2006 07:12 PM
I'll bet Yang looks cuter in an apron than me.IP: Logged |
sweetlibra
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Registered: Oct 2004
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posted January 23, 2006 10:31 PM
TAURUS: goes over the same spot a million times with the vacuum, refusing to bend down to pick up the offending crumb. fits my Asc IP: Logged |
WaterNymph
Knowflake Posts: 2276
From: London, UK
Registered: May 2005
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posted January 24, 2006 04:14 AM
"PISCES: asks to do the windows and then keeps staring out into the yard."I do stare out the window, with glazed eyes...it's one of my "moments"  IP: Logged |
1scorp
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Registered: Feb 2003
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posted January 24, 2006 11:17 AM
 The Taurus is right! My mother does that all of the time. I get annoyed... so I'll walk by, bend over, and tah-dah! It's done. The Aries one is a good game to play with kids. It will get them to clean. 
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Scorpio sun, venus, mars, mercury, and uranus
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Yang
Knowflake Posts: 2296
From: A temporary home
Registered: May 2004
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posted January 24, 2006 12:23 PM
I like the Scorpio one best.LS- I look good in anything  IP: Logged |
silvermoon
Knowflake Posts: 324
From: Monterey Bay California
Registered: Nov 2005
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posted January 24, 2006 09:19 PM
As a sentimental Cancer, I find the description of oogling the family photos pretty accurate; thats why I leave the rest of the cleaning to my service...
silvermoon
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aqua
Knowflake Posts: 2805
From: dreamland
Registered: Jan 2004
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posted January 25, 2006 02:04 AM
so true so true ....IP: Logged |
celticfyre
Knowflake Posts: 578
From: VA,USA
Registered: Aug 2005
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posted January 29, 2006 02:38 PM
LOL this was so funny, better than the pizza I think... ------------------
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pidaua
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From: Schweinfurt to Grafenwoehr all within 6 months LOL
Registered: May 2002
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posted January 29, 2006 03:02 PM
Ahh.. this Virgo ascendant is more like the Virgo definition than the Saggie one LOL...The Taurus one is right on target. I used to watch my ex-do that LOL.. it would make me laugh and laugh- but then I would end up cleaning it. Poor guy is now letting a fellow soldier stay at his house for a few months. The new roomie has already caused Mr. Taurus to have a heart attack (not literally- he also has a Virgo moon). The roomie ordered pizza on Friday and the box, with two slices left IS STILL ON THE ISLAND counter LMAO... he called me and said "OMG..I can't deal with this.. and HE even ATE more of the pizza after it had sat out more than 24 hours!!!" He is so used to how I kept things up around the house... food put into containers within 5 minutes of me finishing my meal and dishes done shortly after LOL... Ahhh... that is why I like living alone at times... it is my mess if there is a mess. Now, if only I can keep the cats trained on coughing up their furballs on the tiled floor and NOT the couch LOL.. IP: Logged |
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