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sweetlibra
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posted February 14, 2006 12:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for sweetlibra     Edit/Delete Message

Martin wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing
he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing
in front of him, all clean and pressed. Martin looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. Martin asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave
yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Martin asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting
for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
She tried to take your shirt off,
you said, "Lady leave me alone! I'm married!"

Moral:
Self-induced hangover -- $100.00

Broken furniture -- $2,000.00

Breakfast -- $10.00

Saying the Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS

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Libra Sun/Mercury, Aqua Moon, Scoprio Venus/Mars, Taurus Asc

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aqua
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posted February 14, 2006 01:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for aqua     Edit/Delete Message
nice one !

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Yang
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posted February 14, 2006 03:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Yang     Edit/Delete Message
This sounds like one of those Visa ( or Mastercard) ads!

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aqua_dew
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posted February 14, 2006 04:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for aqua_dew     Edit/Delete Message
HAHA
lucky woman!!thx for sharing.

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