posted September 26, 2006 06:30 PM         

Did you hear about this boy?? Awwww sucha sweet boy

Boy, three, buys car on internet

A three-year-old boy has used his mother's computer to buy a £9,000 car on an internet auction site.

posted September 26, 2006 08:11 PM         

------------------
Nothing in the world is as soft and yielding as water.
Yet for dissolving the hard and inflexible,
nothing can surpass it.
The soft overcomes the hard;
the gentle overcomes the rigid.
Everyone knows this is true,
but few can put it into practice.
~Tao Te Ching

posted September 27, 2006 04:52 AM         

A few weeks ago I was working at a healing fare and my hubbie brought Jacob in to see me. Most of the therapists were female,with the odd one or two males.

I told him I may be doing another one soon and asked if he would come in to see me again, to which he replied "oooh not sure Mum...tooo many women in one room"

posted September 28, 2006 12:07 AM         

When my daughter was 7, we were about to receive a visit from the Virgo's brother, a Scorpio...and I took her aside and said, very seriously, "Now, I want you to be on your best behavior. I want him to see what a nice girl you are."..and she said "What do you want me to do? Dress up in a nurse's uniform and serve him coffee all night?" ...I said, laughing, "that would be a good start".

posted September 28, 2006 05:04 AM         

hahahaha....

posted October 02, 2006 08:57 AM         

"I love you Mum, I dont care if you have lady grumps, you are a special Mum.

I will love you forever"...

Lady grumps...thats what he calls PMS...

* * * * * * * * * *

Sitting on a bench in the garden, he points at my tummy and says "theres not a baby in there is there mum" and I says "no its food" and then he says "oh good I hate babies, they are too noisy" I replies "if it was a brother or sister you wouldnt hate them would you" he says "yes because you would love them more than me. Anyway you dont want another child, it would be too much hard work for you"

Out of the mouths of babes hey

He is dead right too. I only ever wanted one child and how strange that he doesnt want any siblings...God's plan hey?

posted October 02, 2006 09:03 AM         

"Wen it was mums day I gev my mon her presens and ten wiy took my mum to the pup and then wiy sleep"

On mothers day we all went out for lunch to a pub and when we came back I had a sleep because I was tired..

The teacher wrote under this passasge "I am sure mum was delighted"

I bet she thought I was drunk and then had to go to bed to sleep

(I dont actually drink anymore. Jacob said to me once "why dont you drink beer then mum and I told him it didnt suit me and he replied "oh good I dont want a drunk for a mother.. ]

posted October 03, 2006 08:35 AM         

"The bench in the garden"....ooohh sounds like the title of an ominous novel...

* * * * * *

I think I have told this one before....anyway...

When Jacob was about 5 or 6 he used to come home from school and say how much he liked one of the little girls in his class..

He came home one particular day and threw himself on the floor and hand clutched to his heart started to mutter "oh oh I am in love..what am I to do". He then started to roll around the floor in the most dramatic way....

An astrologer told me once there was an aspect in his chart (something to do with the 5th house I think) which indicates acting skills....

Hahaha.....who would have guessed that daaaaaaaarlings?

x

posted October 03, 2006 10:21 AM         

But I used to live there before Jacob was born...you will love it. If you can, try to travel on the dart (its a train), i used to love going on that..

And go to the Temple Bar area in the city...its awesome...

posted October 09, 2006 12:03 PM         

He said to me "I will be back soon...just gonna go to play". So I said "you dont have to come back and be with me its too boring for you" and he replies "you are not boring Mum, you are a very loving woman".....

Such an old head on young shoulders...

He then said...even if I didnt see you for 200 years I would still remember and love you forever..

Past life connection maybe....

posted October 09, 2006 04:20 PM         

Bless you.....

posted October 09, 2006 07:13 PM         

The best memories I have of cutsie things my daughter said (now 14): when she was about 6 or 7 her great grandfather died and I decided to let her experience a funeral, so off we all went to the service, she was quiet as a mouse, then on to the graveside and as the silent mourners were lifting the casket from the hearse to be carried to the grave, miniature saggi pipes up in a very loud voice, "Oh geez do we have to dig the hole now?!"
Luckily, it lifted the moment and most people had a good laugh about it

The other thing I remember is as a toddler she couldn't speak perfectly as most little ones don't and when her religious grandma asked her what her favourite video was she proudly said "Snow White and the seven little hors"! (hors - to rhyme with doors)
Grnadma was not amused! Until we explained she couldn't say 'dw-arves' yet!
Kids! - Brilliant!

posted October 14, 2006 04:36 AM         

I have a little piglet sitting next to my computer, he is so very cute.

A couple of days ago I was walking around town and I saw a woman I know. She was carrying a big soft toy. As I got closer I realised it was Piglet!!!! She gave it to me and a big Winnie the Pooh also!!!.

I put them in the car and went to collect Jacob from school. When he got into the car he screamed with delight...he couldnt believe we had another Piglet. He said to me "oh Mum I was gonna ask you for a bar of choc but these are much better they will last longer'!!

So we cuddle up to Piglet and Pooh.....on the settee and they are so soft and warm.

The lady also gave me a heart shaped cushion with Pooh's face on it....Jacob sleeps with it...

Aaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

We Piglet

posted October 22, 2006 06:03 AM         

 Your Soul Number is SIX.

        Devoted, loving, and sympathetic, your life centers around the well-being of your family and those you love. A happy, harmonious personal life is what you value above all else. You will also find satisfaction in serving those in the outside world, becoming involved in the helping professions, in community service and affairs, or by giving generously of your time and help to your friends. You are protective, responsible, and conscientious towards those who depend upon you, and you are the ideal mother or father in many ways, though you can be too involved in the lives of your loved ones. Learn to allow family members the freedom and room to make their own choices and mistakes.