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Mama Mia
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posted October 24, 2007 04:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mama Mia     Edit/Delete Message
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. 


I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'

'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.

'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.

'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said.  'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'

'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.

'Are you NUTS !' replied the homeless woman.  I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'

'Well,' I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money.  Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'

The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'

I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.

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Mirandee
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From: South of the Thumb - Taurus, Pisces, Cancer
Registered: Sep 2004

posted October 24, 2007 11:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mirandee     Edit/Delete Message
LOL, Mama Mia

I read a man's version of this before but I like this one better.

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SattvicMoon
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posted October 25, 2007 02:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SattvicMoon     Edit/Delete Message
hahahahaha ROFLMAO, fantastic one.

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aqua inferno
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From: hopping about Europe
Registered: Oct 2006

posted October 25, 2007 01:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for aqua inferno     Edit/Delete Message
I'm sending this to my friend!

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NAM
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From: Sunny place.
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posted October 25, 2007 02:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for NAM     Edit/Delete Message
LOL

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BlueRoamer
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From: Calm Blue Ocean, Calm Blue Ocean
Registered: Jun 2003

posted October 25, 2007 03:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BlueRoamer     Edit/Delete Message
I feel like this is kind of derogatory towards the homeless, I didn't laugh.

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aqua
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From: dreamland
Registered: Jan 2004

posted October 29, 2007 03:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for aqua     Edit/Delete Message
....hehe

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