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Mannu
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posted February 04, 2008 05:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mannu     Edit/Delete Message
Q: As we know, women carry a bunch of things in their purse, but 44% of them carry this and would never leave home without them. What are they?
A: Breath mints.

Q: 67% of women are okay with a man doing this. 21% think it's sexy and yet 80% of men say they'll never do this. What is it?
A: Shave their legs.

Q: Recently a lot of women have done this, but 32% of them regret doing it. What is it?
A: Cutting their hair short.

Q: A new survey shows that 28% of us carry this around with us at all times. What is it?
A: Gum.

Q: 30% of men have cried while doing this. What is it?
A: Watching a sporting event.

Q: 72% of men are most likely to do this on the weekend, while 59% of women do it on a Monday. What is it?
A: Wash their vehicle.

Q: 24% of workers say they hate it when a co-worker does this. What is it?
A: Wears too much cologne or perfume.

Q: A recent survey asked "What would you say is the best gadget ever invented? Guys said it was their cell phone. What did women say?
A: Hair straightener

Q: A recent survey asked "If you could watch just one tv show for the rest of your life what would it be?" Friends was #1. What was # 2?
A: M*A*S*H

Q: According to Power of 10, 31% of us have done this more than once with the same person. What is it?
A: Broken up with them.

Q: 15% of kids have been grounded in the winter because of this. What is it?
A: Throwing a snowball.

Q: 15% of Americans have never been to one of these. What is it?
A: A Concert.

Q: We hear about it all the time mainly in songs. Only 9% of us actually will do this during the holidays. What is it?
A: Roast chestnuts on an open fire.

Q: Of America's 5.5 million streets, this is the most popular 'candy themed' street name. What is it?
A: Peppermint.

Q: They're great Christmas Presents - 85 million of these are sold each year, only 6% of them are actually used. What are they?
A: Neckties.

Q: They come in all shapes and sizes now, but the idea for this came from a farm boy in the late 1800 who grerw up to invent this. What is it?
A: The snowblower.

Q: 60% of these are given to friends by friends. What are they?
A: Holiday cards.

Q: A new survey says that 35% of us do it in the kitchen or dining room while 27% do it in the bedroom. What is it?
A: Wrap Christmas presents.

Q: With all the holiday shopping this time of year, at least 12% of shoppers will experience this sometime this season. What is it?
A: Credit card denied for being over the limit.

Q: Over half of us do this with out feet. What is it?
A: Flush a public toilet.

Q: A good portion of North Americans will do this at some point this week. What is it?
A: Open a Christmas present.

Q: A survey shows that this is the most wanted gift of women this holiday season. What is it?
A: Gift cards.

Q: According to a recent survey of the top funniest pointless rivalries of all time. Number 3 was Michael Scott and Toby from the Office. Number 2 was Jerry and Newman on Seinfeld. What was #1?
A: Homer Simpson and Ned Flanders.

Q: Most of us have one of these, but 97% of us don't even want to look at it. What is it?
A: Credit score.

Q: Studies show that on sight, men view women with this quality as more intelligent, affluent, assertive and ambitious. What is it?
A: Tall women are viewed as smarter while shorter women are viewed as caring and considerate.

Q: Sales of this item increase 60% today, the day before Thanksgiving. What is it?
A: Pizza.

Q: A recent study found that 75% of Americans use at least one of these every day. What is it?
A: Swear words.

Q: When asked what do you want to do when you grow up, 60% of kids said this. What is it?
A: They want to own their own business.

Q: These were first used as torture devices in the 1800's. Today most of us use them everyday. What are they?
A: Treadmills.

Q: Most of us use one of theses each day at work. It's average life is only about 3 years. What is it?
A: A Mouse Pad.

Q: The age of 41 is a magical age to start this activity. What is it?
A: Riding a motorcycle.

Q: More people use a blue one of these than any other color. What is it?
A: Toothbrush.

Q: 28% of people carry this with them at all times. What is it?
A: Chewing gum.

Q: Insurance studies show that feamle driveers are about 80% more likely to do this than men. What is it?
A: Lose their car keys.

Q: What famous ficticional family lives at 8805 Skyline Drive in Chicago?
A: The Griswalds from the National Lampoon Vacation movies.

Q: The Snickers candy bar is named after what?
A: A house.

Q: Since today is Halloween, about 35% of people will do this. What is it?
A: Wear a costume to work.

Q: 59% of people say this is the worst thing a child can receive in their trick or treat bag. What is it?
A: Popcorn balls.


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