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LibraSparkle
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From: Vancouver USA
Registered: May 2004

posted October 13, 2004 02:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LibraSparkle     Edit/Delete Message
I got this in an email.

To clean your toilet:

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and
rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no
people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and
run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

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lalalinda
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From: nevada
Registered: Jun 2005

posted October 13, 2004 04:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lalalinda     Edit/Delete Message
I'm getting a cat!

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Solane Star
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From: Ontario, Canada
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posted October 13, 2004 11:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Solane Star     Edit/Delete Message
That's really cute, never heard that one before. LOL Don't forget the lid!!!

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Solane Star
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From: Ontario, Canada
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posted October 13, 2004 11:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Solane Star     Edit/Delete Message
I just love my three cats.

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maklhouf
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posted October 14, 2004 07:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for maklhouf     Edit/Delete Message
LOL

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aqua
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From: dreamland
Registered: Jan 2004

posted October 14, 2004 02:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for aqua     Edit/Delete Message


ok so whose going to try it?
Sparkle have u tried it?
i can't caz i don't have a cat

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LibraSparkle
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From: Vancouver USA
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posted October 14, 2004 03:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LibraSparkle     Edit/Delete Message
LOL, no I haven't tried it. My kids would KILL me

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proxieme
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posted October 14, 2004 11:27 PM           Edit/Delete Message

(I had this really cute one of a cat sleeping in an emptied-out toilet, but it wouldn't be hotlinked.)

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aqua
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From: dreamland
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posted October 16, 2004 12:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for aqua     Edit/Delete Message

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