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Heart--Shaped Cross
Knowflake

Posts: 7178
From: 11/6/78 11:38am Boston, MA
Registered: Aug 2004

posted April 07, 2006 07:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Heart--Shaped Cross     Edit/Delete Message
an email I received:

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's
daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him
and
a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade
with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
multinational corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind
without regulation.

Jesus loves you and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary
Clinton.

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in
speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy.
Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

HMO's and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at
heart.

Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science but
creationism should be taught in schools.

A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable
offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which
thousands die is solid defense policy.

Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution,
which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but
George Bush's cocaine conviction is none of our Business.

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime,
unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you
need our prayers for your recovery.

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960's is of vital
national interest, but what Bush did in the '80's is irrelevant.

Feel free to pass this on. If you don't send it to
at least 10 other people, we're likely to be stuck with "Bushit"
forever

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Azalaksh
Knowflake

Posts: 6485
From: New Brighton, MN, USA
Registered: Nov 2004

posted April 07, 2006 08:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Azalaksh     Edit/Delete Message
Why, Steve! Don't you want to post this over at GU and let jwhop have a go at it?!?!?

I find these "contrasts" in values very interesting. I could laugh, except some of them hurt too much, and some of them are infuriating.....

'Z

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BlueTopaz124
Knowflake

Posts: 1382
From: Portland, OR
Registered: Jan 2004

posted April 07, 2006 09:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BlueTopaz124     Edit/Delete Message
Amen, Brother and sister.


Laura

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Rainbow~
Knowflake

Posts: 5927
From: The Little River Indian Reservation
Registered: Jan 2002

posted April 07, 2006 10:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rainbow~     Edit/Delete Message

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DayDreamer
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Posts: 4841
From:
Registered: Jul 2003

posted April 08, 2006 02:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for DayDreamer     Edit/Delete Message
Good one HSC

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lotusheartone
Knowflake

Posts: 238
From: MOther & Father GOd
Registered: Feb 2008

posted April 08, 2006 02:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for lotusheartone     Edit/Delete Message
COME ON. ...

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Iqhunk
Knowflake

Posts: 2132
From: Chennai
Registered: Oct 2005

posted April 08, 2006 05:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Iqhunk     Edit/Delete Message
Good suggestion Zala! I must say that the patriotic zeal with which JWHop defends each and every Bush policy is something to be admired. Imagine if he were to put this energy in yoga or healing, or even his own business venture! He would be a billionaire!!!

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TINK
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Posts: 3831
From: New England
Registered: Mar 2003

posted April 08, 2006 10:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for TINK     Edit/Delete Message
Jwhop doesn't defend each and every Bush policy. Several weeks ago he posted a list of White House policies he disagrees with.

I believe he does quite well in the real estate market btw

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redbubblesbleed
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Posts: 213
From: highway to hell
Registered: Jan 2006

posted April 08, 2006 10:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for redbubblesbleed     Edit/Delete Message
G R E A T ! !

Thanks for putting this HSC!!

I'm sending it to everyone I know

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sue g
Knowflake

Posts: 8591
From: former land of the leprechaun
Registered: Sep 2004

posted April 08, 2006 11:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for sue g     Edit/Delete Message
I feel he (Jwhop) has a bit of a flair for astrology too....a man of many talents.....I wonder if we could coax him to come over to different forums.....seems a pity to waste all that talent...and restrict yourself to GU only !!!!!!


Hey Jwhop come and join us man if you are reading this....I think you have a bit of a psychic gift going there.....

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juniperb
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From: Blue Star Kachina
Registered: Mar 2002

posted April 08, 2006 11:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message
tink. If billions are measured in heart, talent, and knowledge then ole jwhop is a multi multi billionaire.

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We Dance around a ring and suppose, but the Secret sits in the middle and Knows.~Robert Frost~

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paras
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Posts: 1660
From: the Heart of It All
Registered: May 2004

posted April 08, 2006 12:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for paras     Edit/Delete Message
o_O

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Heart--Shaped Cross
Knowflake

Posts: 7178
From: 11/6/78 11:38am Boston, MA
Registered: Aug 2004

posted April 08, 2006 02:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Heart--Shaped Cross     Edit/Delete Message
I think a Scorpio must have written this.


'Zala,

I know, it's upsetting.
But I think its okay to laugh.
After all,
"The devil hates to be mocked,"
right?


take care all,
HSC

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ScotScorp
Knowflake

Posts: 936
From: St. Louis, Missouri
Registered: Aug 2004

posted April 08, 2006 06:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ScotScorp     Edit/Delete Message

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TINK
Knowflake

Posts: 3831
From: New England
Registered: Mar 2003

posted April 08, 2006 06:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TINK     Edit/Delete Message
He's an old curmudgeon, to be sure, but a loveable one.

And his criticisms are head on. So much better, I think, than the back-handed ones clothed in insincere pleasantries.

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lalalinda
Moderator

Posts: 3291
From: nevada
Registered: Jun 2005

posted April 08, 2006 06:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lalalinda     Edit/Delete Message
you got that right

A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable
offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which
thousands die is solid defense policy.


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Rainbow~
Knowflake

Posts: 5927
From: The Little River Indian Reservation
Registered: Jan 2002

posted April 08, 2006 06:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rainbow~     Edit/Delete Message
What I admire about jwhop is....

...he'll criticize your opinions...without putting you down, personally....he plays the game fairly (oh except for maybe calling you a "commie" every now and then [if you're not a dyed-in-the-wool Republican...] )...

Oh yeah! He sometimes calls you a "traitor" too...hmmmmm....still and all he's referring to your politics and not you personally...(I think)Hmmmmm....

jwhop? Are you cool or not? Help!

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