posted September 02, 2002 11:09 PM         

"My darling girl, when are you going to realize that being normal is not a virtue, rather it denotes a lack of courage?"

"decided tonight to let go of an issue have been wrestling with - just not worth the energy as decided the people who have caused me pain have to live with their own crap - which in a way would take heaps of energy to keep up."

~State of Grace

posted September 03, 2002 11:23 PM         

"You don't pay back a favor, you pay it forward."

~Pay It Forward

posted September 24, 2002 04:57 PM         

~Mr. Darcy in Pride and Prejudice

posted August 24, 2003 03:00 PM         

Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?
The Matrix
Cypher

posted December 25, 2004 11:05 PM         

''She turned me into a newt.''

''You're not a newt!''

''I got better..''

--Monty Python's Holy Grail

Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of sh!t like you for breakfast.

Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of sh!t for breakfast?

Shooter McGavin: No.

--Happy Gilmore

(car crashes into a traffic light, the reason the film company has gone to the small NE town to film the movie in the first place. Alec Baldwin's character has gotten in trouble for underaged sex already, and is in the car with a 14 year old Julia Styles, who was driving the car that crashed. The writer of the movie (played by Philip Seymour Hoffman) witnesses the accident. They get out of the car....)

Alec Baldwin: Well, that happened.

--State and Main

''I love Kung Fu.''

posted December 25, 2004 11:25 PM         

-Heathers

"better get cans"!

-DM's 101

posted December 26, 2004 04:51 AM         

Christian Slater in True Romance...'ts ma favourite movie, but i forget his name in it..

posted December 26, 2004 07:09 AM         

KATIE

I think we should go to Chow Fun's.

Ben stops.

BEN Chow Fun's? I thought we agreed we couldn't really talk at Chow Fun's.

Katie looking deep into his eyes, responds:

KATIE I know.

Ben crosses over to her.

BEN What are you saying?

KATIE (with resolve) I'm saying Chow Fun's.

BEN Are you saying Chow Fun's because you don't want to face telling the kids?
Because if that's why you're saying Chow Fun's, don't say Chow Fun's.

KATIE That's not why I'm saying Chow Fun's.
I'm saying Chow Fun's because we're an "us".

There's a history and histories don't happen overnight. In Mesopotamia or
Ancient Troy or somewhere back there, there were cities built on top of other cities,
but I don't want to build another city. I like this city. I know where we keep the Bactine,
and what kind of mood you're in when you wake up by which eyebrow is higher. And you always
know that I'm a little quiet in the morning and compensate accordingly. That's a
dance you perfect over time.

And it's hard, it's much harder than I thought it would be, but there's more good than bad.
And you don't just give up. And it's not for the sake of the children, but they're great kids
aren't they? And we made them - I
mean think about that - there were no people there and then there were people - two
of them. And they grew. And I won't be able to say to some stranger, "Josh has
your hands" or "Remember how Erin threw up at the Lincoln Memorial?"

So what if that stranger listens to me? I mean, Lucas Adler listens but then he always says
"between you and I" and it should be "between you and me" because "between" is
a preposition. And it's not that there's not a charming part about you not remembering
the washerfluid - which I don't understand why you can't - but that's not ultimately
important. I'll try to remember that those things can be mildly endearing at times and
really not worth not having sex over. And I'll try to relax.

I mean is it the end of the world to have sex when you don't totally feel like it?
There are all kinds of sex, aren't there?
Comfort sex, tender sex, relief sex, 'I'm not in the mood, but you are" sex...And let's
face it, anybody is going to have traits that get on your nerves, why shouldn't it be
your annoying traits? I'm no day at the beach, but I do have a good sense of direction
so at least I can find the beach, but that's not a criticism of you, it's just a strength of mine.

And you're a good friend and good friends are hard to find. Charlotte in "Charlotte's Web"
said that and I love the way you read that to Erin - when you take on the voice of Wilbur the
pig with such commitment even when you're bone tired. It speaks volumes about character.
And ultimately isn't that what it comes down to? What a person's made of at the end of the
day? Because that pith helmet girl is still in here - "BEE-BOO, BEE-BOO!" And I didn't even
know she existed until I met you. And if you leave, I may never see her again - even though I
said at times you beat her out of me - Isn't that the paradox? Haven't we hit the essential
paradox? Give and take, push and pull, yin and yang, the best of times, the worst of times.
I think Dickens said it best. It's the Jack Sprat of it, he could eat no fat, his wife could eat no
lean, but that doesn't really apply here. Does it? I mean I guess what I'm trying to say is - I'm
saying Chow Fun's because I love you."

posted December 26, 2004 11:15 AM         

Wooderson: The older you get the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin man! L-I-V-I-N!

Wooderson: That's what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age.

Cynthia: I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor, insignificant preamble to somethin' else.

Ms. Ginny Stroud: Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes.

--Dazed and Confused

Dewey Finn: Ok, here's the deal. I have a hangover. Who knows what that means?
Frankie: Doesn't that mean you're drunk?
Dewey Finn: No. It means I was drunk yesterday.
Freddy: It means you're an alcoholic.
Dewey Finn: Wrong.
Freddy: You wouldn't come to work with a hangover unless you were an alcoholic. Dude, you got a disease!
Dewey Finn: Hmmm... hmmm... What's your name?
Freddy: Freddy Jones.
Dewey Finn: Ok, Freddy Jones, shut up!

Dewey Finn: Give up, just quit, because in this life, you can't win. Yeah, you can try, but in the end you're just gonna lose, big time, because the world is run by the Man. The Man, oh, you don't know the Man. He's everywhere. In the White House... down the hall... Ms. Mullins, she's the Man. And the Man ruined the ozone, he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank! And there used to be a way to stick it to the Man. It was called rock 'n roll, but guess what, oh no, the Man ruined that, too, with a little thing called MTV! So don't waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome 'cause the Man is just gonna call you a fat washed up loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favor and just GIVE UP!

--School of Rock

This is too fun.... I am the princess of movie trivia... someone stop me...