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jwhop
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posted August 09, 2003 04:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

http://www.newsmax.com/liners.shtml

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anafaery
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posted August 09, 2003 07:26 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
excellent

thank you jwhop. i enjoyed those

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StarLover33
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posted August 09, 2003 11:44 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Conan O'brien is one of my favorite comedians of all time!

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DayDreamer
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posted August 10, 2003 12:04 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
HeHe..that was funny. Ditto on Conan O'brien. He and Dave Letterman are both Aries. I find most of the Aries I know are hilarious!!!

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juniperb
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posted August 10, 2003 09:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oftentimes, the truth is cloaked in jest

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StarLover33
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posted August 10, 2003 01:42 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Leno is a Taurus!

But Conan is great, he owns an Aries Sun and an Aquarius Moon, two of the funniest signs!

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Oxychick
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posted August 10, 2003 01:47 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
jwhop! You're going to give me laugh lines.

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jwhop
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posted August 11, 2003 12:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Laugh Lines---Are they anything like wrinkles? Hope not! But just in case, maybe you should have someone kiss the boo boo's away!

I thought they were funny too and at least those 4 guys seem to be equal opportunity insulters of the political class!

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Oxychick
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posted August 11, 2003 06:04 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Too late-already have em (laugh lines). Any suggestions as to who I should get?

Hey, unbiased humor (i.e. making fun of everyone) works for me. I actually e-mailed this link to a bunch of my friends.

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jwhop
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posted August 11, 2003 12:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Of course I have suggestions!

Leo---who else But if his lips begin to stray away from the "treatment" area, don't let him sell you his "preventative maintenance" plan.

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Oxychick
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posted August 11, 2003 05:34 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Haven;t seen that Leo for over 2 years. He lives about 2500 miles away now anyway.

And anyway, do you know how hard it is to contain laughter at work? I can feel my face turning red...

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jwhop
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posted August 11, 2003 08:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well, didn't know "your" Leo was so far away Guess I could have recommended Lips R Us.

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Oxychick
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posted August 12, 2003 06:09 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Who else were you referring to?

Speaking of incorrigible Leos , when is your birthday, jwhop?

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Randall
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posted August 12, 2003 11:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
His birthday is the 21st.

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jwhop
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posted August 12, 2003 06:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oxy, I have no idea how many Leos you have stashed away for a rainy day, so I wasn't referring to any one of them in particular.

I wasn't speaking of incorrigible Leos, you were

Thanks Randall, couldn't have said it better myself.

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Oxychick
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posted August 12, 2003 10:30 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Incorrigible" is one of those words I use playfully.

No stashes. But one of my good Leo buddies convinced my Gemini friend and I to go fishing next weekend-I naturally thought of you.

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jwhop
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posted August 13, 2003 12:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Wish fishing were an option for me this weekend. Have all that tackle in the garage and haven't drowned a worm in months!

I'll be thinking of you and your friends out on the water fishing while I'm sitting on an open house Sat and Sun. At least it's a waterfront property You going fishing for the bigguns or small fry?

Not the first time I've heard the word incorrigible

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Oxychick
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posted August 13, 2003 06:17 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Now why doesn't that surprise me?

Actually, we're going next weekend. And it's the first time too for this city slicker. It's a rather large organized trip and my Leo friend and the guy who's running the trip are bringing us as their guests. Lots of drinking and BBQing...not sure what they're fishing for. Any suggestions? Oh, and how's that fishing buddy of yours?

Ah, waterfront property...just what my friend and I were talking about last night. That's exactly where I want to be these days. Sounds wonderful. Enjoy it!

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jwhop
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posted August 13, 2003 02:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You must have missed the part where I said, "of course I have suggestions"

If you're going fishing in the Atlantic, don't fish for large mouth bass, small mouth bass, bream, rainbow trout, walleye etc. If you're fishing on a lake, forget about landing a tuna or Swordfish.

My Leo fishing buddy seems his normal Leo self!

Maybe I'll stick around after the open house, pull one of the chaises from the pool area over to the boat dock and see if I can catch dinner.

Drinking, barbecuing and fishing. Watch out for the snakes in the grass!

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1scorp
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posted August 13, 2003 04:12 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
That was great Jw.

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jwhop
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posted August 13, 2003 05:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey 1scorp, how you doing. Haven't seen much of you lately!

Didn't know if you had a bad case of work or the summertime blues

jwhop

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1scorp
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posted August 13, 2003 05:12 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh, Jw... you know I'll always pop in to say hello to you.

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jwhop
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posted August 13, 2003 05:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Shall I break out a bottle of champagne or are you in a hurry

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1scorp
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posted August 14, 2003 02:53 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Champagne? Why you don't have to be so fancy with me. However, you're such a charmer... I will accompany you in a glass.

(I say.. with a devilish grin)

How was that for smoozing?

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jwhop
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posted August 14, 2003 03:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
How was that for smoozing?----actually quite good but who can have only "a" glass of champagne?

Guess I could have been less formal and offered you a "Bud"

Nope, couldn't do that, you already have a boyfriend

So, it's champagne and you'll have to drink your share before it goes flat.

jwhop

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