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Topic: Politics, the lighter side
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jwhop Knowflake Posts: 2787 From: Madeira Beach, FL USA Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 09, 2003 04:31 PM
 http://www.newsmax.com/liners.shtml IP: Logged |
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posted August 09, 2003 07:26 PM
excellent  thank you jwhop. i enjoyed those  ~gigglyfaery ------------------ where i end and you begin there's a gap in between there's a gap where we meet where i end and you begin and i'm sorry for us the dinosaurs roam the earth the sky turns green where i end and you begin i am up in the clouds i am up in the clouds and i can't and i can't come down IP: Logged |
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posted August 09, 2003 11:44 PM
Conan O'brien is one of my favorite comedians of all time! -StarLover33 IP: Logged |
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posted August 10, 2003 12:04 AM
HeHe..that was funny. Ditto on Conan O'brien. He and Dave Letterman are both Aries. I find most of the Aries I know are hilarious!!!IP: Logged |
juniperb Moderator Posts: 856 From: Blue Star Kachina Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 10, 2003 09:04 AM
Oftentimes, the truth is cloaked in jest  IP: Logged |
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posted August 10, 2003 01:42 PM
Leno is a Taurus!But Conan is great, he owns an Aries Sun and an Aquarius Moon, two of the funniest signs! IP: Logged |
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posted August 10, 2003 01:47 PM
jwhop! You're going to give me laugh lines. IP: Logged |
jwhop Knowflake Posts: 2787 From: Madeira Beach, FL USA Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 11, 2003 12:55 AM
Laugh Lines---Are they anything like wrinkles? Hope not! But just in case, maybe you should have someone kiss the boo boo's away!  I thought they were funny too and at least those 4 guys seem to be equal opportunity insulters of the political class!  jwhop IP: Logged |
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posted August 11, 2003 06:04 AM
Too late-already have em (laugh lines). Any suggestions as to who I should get?  Hey, unbiased humor (i.e. making fun of everyone) works for me. I actually e-mailed this link to a bunch of my friends. IP: Logged |
jwhop Knowflake Posts: 2787 From: Madeira Beach, FL USA Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 11, 2003 12:12 PM
Of course I have suggestions!  Leo---who else But if his lips begin to stray away from the "treatment" area, don't let him sell you his "preventative maintenance" plan.  jwhop IP: Logged |
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posted August 11, 2003 05:34 PM
Haven;t seen that Leo for over 2 years. He lives about 2500 miles away now anyway. And anyway, do you know how hard it is to contain laughter at work? I can feel my face turning red... IP: Logged |
jwhop Knowflake Posts: 2787 From: Madeira Beach, FL USA Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 11, 2003 08:13 PM
Well, didn't know "your" Leo was so far away Guess I could have recommended Lips R Us.  jwhop IP: Logged |
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posted August 12, 2003 06:09 AM
Who else were you referring to?  Speaking of incorrigible Leos , when is your birthday, jwhop?  IP: Logged |
Randall Webmaster Posts: 4782 From: The Goober Galaxy Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 12, 2003 11:36 AM
His birthday is the 21st.  ------------------ "Never mentally imagine for another that which you would not want to experience for yourself, since the mental image you send out inevitably comes back to you." Rebecca Clark IP: Logged |
jwhop Knowflake Posts: 2787 From: Madeira Beach, FL USA Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 12, 2003 06:04 PM
Oxy, I have no idea how many Leos you have stashed away for a rainy day, so I wasn't referring to any one of them in particular.  I wasn't speaking of incorrigible Leos, you were  Thanks Randall, couldn't have said it better myself.  jwhop IP: Logged |
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posted August 12, 2003 10:30 PM
"Incorrigible" is one of those words I use playfully.No stashes. But one of my good Leo buddies convinced my Gemini friend and I to go fishing next weekend-I naturally thought of you. IP: Logged |
jwhop Knowflake Posts: 2787 From: Madeira Beach, FL USA Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 13, 2003 12:40 AM
Wish fishing were an option for me this weekend. Have all that tackle in the garage and haven't drowned a worm in months!  I'll be thinking of you and your friends out on the water fishing while I'm sitting on an open house Sat and Sun. At least it's a waterfront property You going fishing for the bigguns or small fry?  Not the first time I've heard the word incorrigible  jwhop IP: Logged |
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posted August 13, 2003 06:17 AM
Now why doesn't that surprise me?  Actually, we're going next weekend. And it's the first time too for this city slicker. It's a rather large organized trip and my Leo friend and the guy who's running the trip are bringing us as their guests. Lots of drinking and BBQing...not sure what they're fishing for. Any suggestions? Oh, and how's that fishing buddy of yours? Ah, waterfront property...just what my friend and I were talking about last night. That's exactly where I want to be these days. Sounds wonderful. Enjoy it! IP: Logged |
jwhop Knowflake Posts: 2787 From: Madeira Beach, FL USA Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 13, 2003 02:53 PM
You must have missed the part where I said, "of course I have suggestions" If you're going fishing in the Atlantic, don't fish for large mouth bass, small mouth bass, bream, rainbow trout, walleye etc. If you're fishing on a lake, forget about landing a tuna or Swordfish.  My Leo fishing buddy seems his normal Leo self!  Maybe I'll stick around after the open house, pull one of the chaises from the pool area over to the boat dock and see if I can catch dinner.  Drinking, barbecuing and fishing. Watch out for the snakes in the grass!  IP: Logged |
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posted August 13, 2003 04:12 PM
That was great Jw. IP: Logged |
jwhop Knowflake Posts: 2787 From: Madeira Beach, FL USA Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 13, 2003 05:06 PM
Hey 1scorp, how you doing. Haven't seen much of you lately!  Didn't know if you had a bad case of work or the summertime blues  jwhop IP: Logged |
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posted August 13, 2003 05:12 PM
Oh, Jw... you know I'll always pop in to say hello to you. IP: Logged |
jwhop Knowflake Posts: 2787 From: Madeira Beach, FL USA Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 13, 2003 05:29 PM
Shall I break out a bottle of champagne or are you in a hurry  IP: Logged |
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posted August 14, 2003 02:53 PM
Champagne? Why you don't have to be so fancy with me. However, you're such a charmer... I will accompany you in a glass. (I say.. with a devilish grin) How was that for smoozing? IP: Logged |
jwhop Knowflake Posts: 2787 From: Madeira Beach, FL USA Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 14, 2003 03:19 PM
How was that for smoozing?----actually quite good but who can have only "a" glass of champagne?  Guess I could have been less formal and offered you a "Bud"  Nope, couldn't do that, you already have a boyfriend  So, it's champagne and you'll have to drink your share before it goes flat.  jwhop IP: Logged |