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Topic: SEX MAGICK
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peajie
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posted October 31, 2005 03:54 AM
 
I haven't given blood for a while Lialei.But your do not reveal your " from: ",
so maybe you would need l.o.n.g. teeth ? IP: Logged |
AcousticGod
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posted October 31, 2005 01:18 PM
Very nice pics/Pix indeed!! I'm afraid I'd find myself very lawless indeed.   IP: Logged |
peajie
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posted November 02, 2005 08:02 AM
Sorry guys, couldn't resist this.
(its an advert for http://philsden.com/ )"A good looking biker stops by the Harley shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home, he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. Next, he stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, he now had a problem, how to carry all of his purchases home. The owner said, "Put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand." "Hey, thanks!" the biker said, and out the door he went. In the parking lot, he was approached by a cute little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?" The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time." The little old lady looked him over cautiously, then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?" The biker said, "Holy smokes, Lady! I'm carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?" The lady said, "Well... Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
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peajie
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posted November 02, 2005 08:02 AM
Sorry guys, couldn't resist this.
(its an advert for http://philsden.com/ )"A good looking biker stops by the Harley shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home, he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. Next, he stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, he now had a problem, how to carry all of his purchases home. The owner said, "Put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand." "Hey, thanks!" the biker said, and out the door he went. In the parking lot, he was approached by a cute little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?" The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time." The little old lady looked him over cautiously, then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?" The biker said, "Holy smokes, Lady! I'm carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?" The lady said, "Well... Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
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AcousticGod
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posted November 02, 2005 11:47 AM
Nice!  IP: Logged |
1scorp
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posted November 02, 2005 12:55 PM
Was reading a few responses regarding noises/being vocal   Eeessshh... I had to laugh. The memories I have. _______________________________________
Scorpio sun, venus, mars, mercury and uranus
Libra moon, pluto and asc. IP: Logged |
AcousticGod
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From: Pleasanton, CA
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posted November 02, 2005 06:02 PM
Love vocal!IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 474
From: ON Canada
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted November 03, 2005 10:38 AM
OOOOOOOOH!!!!
Compliments, and I haven't visited!!
Awwwwwwwww.. thanks Sue and AG!!!!!
 By the way, if anyone is curious, AG ran our stats and we are total Astrological soulmates! That joke was friggin hilarious!!!! Alas, I must skeedaddle out of this tempting thread, as I am a woman in the 'defining' sort on non-childbearing right now possible way. And therefore can not be touched ( well, mostly) and if I get horny, I shall burn a hole in my computer chair.. possibly melt the metal on it... and it will still be days before I can find true release. Haven't had a half or a full orgasm in a while.
*the queen of too-much-information exits this string**********zzzziiiiiipppp IP: Logged |
future_uncertain
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posted November 03, 2005 10:47 AM
I've been stocking up on the halves here as of late, but, nope-- still ain't gettin where I need to be got.Your saggi friend says no such thing as too much information! IP: Logged |
AcousticGod
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posted November 03, 2005 12:25 PM
I think I'm up for the challenge if you girls won't get too jealous of one another. IP: Logged |
future_uncertain
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posted November 04, 2005 06:40 PM
That's a strong statement, AG!Big words, man. Awfully big words! IP: Logged |
AcousticGod
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posted November 04, 2005 08:15 PM
Always there to lend an appendage! I suppose your post is a good set up for making a 'big' statement, but I'll be modest. IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
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From: ON Canada
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted November 04, 2005 10:45 PM
All this talk of 'appendages'... geez, where have I been?I wish I didn't love 'appendages' so much, I am about ready to write off the entire concept of love, it messes with my mind too much.. when you are a hermit, you can't love people, and I just can't do it right now, (because I do it too much and don't understand what is actually right) so I choose hermit.
Call me kermit the hermit.
I give up. IP: Logged |
Lialei
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posted November 05, 2005 12:18 AM
peajie, Vampires can Astrally Project...or perhaps you were sleeping too heavily that night? 2 wee little punctures. Have you noticed anything oddly peculiar? 
Hermitville can be safer, pix.
I have a mug that says: I'm flypaper for freaks Only wish it weren't true.  IP: Logged |
future_uncertain
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posted November 05, 2005 12:20 AM
Holy Hermit, Kermit. Again with the parallelism. I'm supposed to be with him right now, but I called it a night and came home. He was sad, but I just couldn't care. So on my drive home I'm thinking that I just need to hole myself up for a while, keep my relationship on the outskirts of my cluttered little world, and when I see a nice, neat place for it to fit in, I'll pull him back in. He'd never know the difference anyway... He's so sweet to me, but I swear, he just doesn't get it. Get what? Grrrrr... Yeah. I'm done for a while. At least mentally.  IP: Logged |
future_uncertain
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posted November 05, 2005 12:23 AM
Ohhhhhhh, AG...I didn't even catch the big hole I left for you to walk right into. And I just did it again. But I caught it this time! Maybe we could just spoon for a while. I'll talk and you can pretend to listen. Is it alright if the TV's not on?  I suppose I should end this pity party before I start taking myself too seriously! IP: Logged |
Lialei
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posted November 05, 2005 12:31 AM
Of course I'm not speaking of you, Sir PG.
Your freaky in a groovy, non-psychotic way. IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 474
From: ON Canada
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted November 05, 2005 12:41 AM
Wow, FU!
Heehee, that sounded like an accusation rather than a noun in greeting.
Wierdness. Must be that freakin' Saturn thing.. virtually same degrees, right?
I had Sun conjunct Mars today too. I was um.... more confrontational than usual.. actually, for a few days.... I wasn't even angry, per say... but I was more apt to speak out than stay silent, whereas usually, I would keep the peace, while being heard ( Libra Mercury).
I only mention it because I didn't realize the astro connection until I looked it up. Made sense.
Anyway.. yes, blissfully ignorant as usual.. or not, more.. happy to not question, I suppose... happy where I am not. He is, that is. How confusing is my language. I felt heartbroken all night, even crying... no new developments to nurture any of it, yet it is there no matter what I do. *sigh*
So I want to be alone to deal.
Lialei~ Hermit time for everyone!!! In terms of 'safer'.. in the thread topic aspect.. there's only one who I would hermit myself from.. so that kind of safe ain't a worry... but my heart is punctured. self inflicted.Sorry.... it's a sex thread, so here's some sexy words
lascivious
melting
blush
cocoa
milky
lemon
serene
sultry
heat
sexual
open
ripe
lick
juicy
moan
velvet
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Lialei
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posted November 05, 2005 12:44 AM
hi future
crossing posts there.
Big Hole? mphh...and in Sun Signs Linda says 'the sublety of the double-entendre often escapes Sagittarians.' showed her ay? Hang in there, Ladies. Stay true to you is all. What comes naturally from that is sure to be Beautiful.  IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 474
From: ON Canada
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted November 05, 2005 12:47 AM
Lets hope so. For all our futures uncertain!
That was a play on the words there.. I can play too!
Just not a sexual one, though surely i can play there.
I ammended my original, and included a response to you, Lialei.. just so you know, I got caught up, and I forgot.. as I usually do.
Thanks for the well wishes for both us love junkies with uncertain tendanciesIP: Logged |
Lialei
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posted November 05, 2005 01:04 AM
 love junkies with uncertain tendencies well, I relate more than you know.
My total certainty is what brought me here to this Land of Uncertainties. Just riding out the Storm...and hoping it all makes sense one fine day. IP: Logged |
future_uncertain
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posted November 05, 2005 01:14 AM
Well, hello, ladies. You've been busy while I've been gone!Pix, I loved your word list. It reminded me of my spunky playful tendencies... and I'm hot, dammit! With or without him. Who needs a co-pilot while I'm flying on my own whim? Stupid dumb boys. (Except any of those who may be reading my post. I specifically didn't mean you.) My brain is a little fragmented right now. Crappy day, I tell ya. Crappy all week, actually. I'm never in a bad mood every day, all day for a week. So I'm just rambling. Excuse my mindless chatter, earthlings. I'm in a galaxy far, far away. IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 474
From: ON Canada
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted November 05, 2005 01:26 AM
*passes by on a comet burning under her ass*IP: Logged |
future_uncertain
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posted November 05, 2005 01:31 AM
So I suppose I should depart with a little SEX MAGICK...Let's see what I can come up with. BTW, Pix... I loved the word "thick" at the end of your list. Yes. Very sexy. Along with "girth." New pick-up line: Wow! You really put the grrr in girthy! Because, ya know, I always reach down the front of a man's pants upon introduction. Perhaps a man should present his penis upon meeting a woman. Wait. Maybe not in all cases: "Meet my father..." Ewwww! Nope. Fresh out of sex magick. Fresh out of sex, for that matter. It's sweeps time at the TV station where my guy works. And he's a Virgo. All work and no play. (Unless you count the 3.5 quickies we engaged in this week.) Ugh! But you know what I can't wait for? The first snowfall. I think there is something terribly erotic about it. Fat flakes silently descending. Outside sounds muffled by the cover. Only an occasional whoosh of tires on new snow. My apartment is upstairs and I have lots of tall windows. In the winter it's like I'm living in a snowglobe. Light some candles. Get all snuggly under the down comforter. Snow sex is different from rain sex. Rain sex is more emotional/primal. Snow sex is pure and magical. So here's a question I'll leave you with: How does the weather affect your love life? IP: Logged |
AcousticGod
Knowflake Posts: 7897
From: Pleasanton, CA
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posted November 05, 2005 03:26 AM
Nice to see you girls playing.  'Thick' also stuck out in my pants, er ...mind after reading Pix's list. That would be awesome if you did reach down the front of a man's pants upon introduction. That's a win-win all around. The woman either gets a wonder, a nice one, an average one, or a good chuckle, and the guys, even the small ones, get to at least feel that they warranted a casual exploration. Plus, if this caught on, you girls would get the added benefit of guys wanting the experience to be a good one, and you know what that means: less hair, better scent, and softer boxers. Sagittarians...always looking at the 'big' picture (and overlooking the 'tiny' details...lol). ...oh, and I don't mind if you turn the tv off. I'm a good listener, and you'll only lose me if you give me something to think about and then prevent me from saying my thoughts. When that happens, the tangent I'm on in my head can become a distraction. IP: Logged | |
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