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YoursTrulyAlways
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posted December 16, 2011 11:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for YoursTrulyAlways     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I got back from a social event a couple minutes ago. My wife was with me.

This woman was all over me despite my wife's presence. She was provocative and outright explicitly propositioned me, thankfully without my wife knowing. Several of the other women there are my friends and gave her a stern look, but she did not make any attempts to modify her behavior. Finally, I had to make an excuse that I was having a headache so that I could pry my wife from a bunch of perverted oogling flirtatious men (all married) and leave.

What exactly would make a woman not only want to hit on a married man in front of his wife, but outright suggested that I retire to a place of lodging and ditch my wife. Yes, I am still a guy and I am flirtatious, as is my wife, who sees no harm in acting young and vibrant. However, I am respectful and keep my hands to myself. My thoughts are kept in my mind and my mouth is shut up lest I get myself into trouble.

What woman in good taste would just be so brazen at a social event? And yes, she is married, has children and was ready to ditch her husband at the party.

The Moon, Venus and Mars all in House 8 looks so ominous! Chiron in House 5! She does astrology as well, so she asked me for my birth time (and I gave her one hour off on purpose), so I asked her as well (and so I'm sure hers is accurate).

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posted December 16, 2011 11:23 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
In short, she is a horny golddigger. I hope your lovely wife had a good laugh at her antics.

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YoursTrulyAlways
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posted December 16, 2011 11:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for YoursTrulyAlways     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
No.. my wife was oblivious, thriving in all the male attention. What do you expect out of a Leo?

This woman's husband is far more wealthy lol She's beyond horny alright. And dressed inappropriately as well. Look here, witch. You're menopausal, so you can lose those fishnets and hide those artifically enhanced boobies. Looks like you poked yourself with that botox needle once too many times.

Her husband probably doesn't look the part and probably isn't performing to par anymore. He's well dressed, but carries a high abdomen and a bald head.

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posted December 16, 2011 11:28 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I guess she's just "horn"-y then...she does have Cap rising.

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YoursTrulyAlways
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posted December 16, 2011 11:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for YoursTrulyAlways     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
And I thought only men are like that and have such bad taste lol

So, taking OPP is validation for Libras?

Well, us Capricorns who live in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks regarding horniness

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posted December 16, 2011 11:40 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Think again, sir.

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YoursTrulyAlways
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posted December 16, 2011 11:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for YoursTrulyAlways     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Probably too much information, but her hand wandered to the area around my wing wang (thankfully no direct contact was achieved) and I choked on my drink and unintentionally spit on her lol

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posted December 16, 2011 11:46 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ooh la la....this is entering "Sweet Peas in the Rain" territory now.

Is it getting hot in here or what? I'm outz...can't take this heat.

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posted December 17, 2011 02:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for RunAroundScreaming     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Lmao you guys are hilarious. Can't stop laughing over here

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posted December 17, 2011 02:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Betty Boop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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her hand wandered to the area around my wing wang (thankfully no direct contact was achieved) and I choked on my drink and unintentionally spit on her lol

This would make for a hilarious home video!!

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posted December 17, 2011 02:14 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by YoursTrulyAlways:
And I thought only men are like that and have such bad taste lol

So, taking OPP is validation for Libras?

Well, us Capricorns who live in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks regarding horniness



You snuck an edit in there, you sneak.
What's OPP?

Nothing wrong with being horny. 'Tis natural. I'm very horny myself. But being a Cap, I can control it. So being the Cardinal sign I am, I shall throw as many proverbial rocks at out-of-control homewrecker wannabes when a reading is requested.

Have a lovely evening with your Missus.


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Lmao you guys are hilarious. Can't stop laughing over here

Oh good. I owe you one for the laugh in that ascendant thread. Sorry, I know you're sorry but the way the thing turned out was still funny.

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posted December 17, 2011 02:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anongrl10     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sounds like a fun social event...

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winter
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posted December 17, 2011 03:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for winter     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Y'all got some nice synastry there with a Sun conjunct Asc, Venus conjunct Jupiter and a very tight Venus square Pluto.

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Originally posted by YoursTrulyAlways:
Look here, witch. You're menopausal, so you can lose those fishnets and hide those artifically enhanced boobies. Looks like you poked yourself with that botox needle once too many times.

Seriously though, how menopausal and botoxed up can she be – according to that chart she's about half your age having only just had her 25th birthday!

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posted December 17, 2011 04:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for BelligerentPygmy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Why'd you immediately assume it was an astrological thing? She was probably just drunk or is just a jerk in general, and there's probably tons of people with similar charts to hers that wouldn't do something like that so I don't think astrological investigation is really gonna answer that for you.

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RegardesPlatero
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posted December 17, 2011 04:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for RegardesPlatero     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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posted December 17, 2011 04:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for amelia28     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
man its hard to picture a cap ascendent and venus in virgo flirting inappropriately I have to say, especially in public .

Cap protects its rep instinctively. Maybe her venus square uranus makes her forward! What do you guys think?

What aspects could account for her extreme forwardness, recklessness and daring personality in spite of having venus in virgo and ascendent in cap???

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posted December 17, 2011 04:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for amelia28     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
It must be the uranus square venus and mars. The fact that uranus is squaring both bc venus and mars are conjunct makes her extra impulsive and gives her the desire to shock others with her behavior to attract who she likes.

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posted December 17, 2011 04:56 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh, I've seen a Venus in Virgo flirt blatantly in public. An ex-coworker. She gave lap dances to the bosses at the office Christmas party. :/ She does have Venus sextile Uranus. July 22, 1978.

I think you definitely have a point there about the square from Uranus though - especially with her Venus-Mars conjunction. Electrified sexyness!

I'm a Cap with Virgo rising and have Venus in Scorpio conjunct Uranus. I did sexually adventurous things but not in excess and wasn't an exhibitionist at all. Oh yeah and I stripped for cash at one point but it was out of desperation because I would've been on the streets otherwise. I think that's where my Lilith in Leo in the 11th came in.

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[B]This Libra is not down with OPP (yeah you know me!) That's definitely not a Libra thing

Yep, that is why I didn't say Libra/validation and "OPP" in the same sentence.

A'ight, YoursTruly? Naughty boy, tryna put words in my mouth.

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YoursTrulyAlways
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posted December 17, 2011 08:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for YoursTrulyAlways     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by winter:
Seriously though, how menopausal and botoxed up can she be – according to that chart she's about half your age having only just had her 25th birthday!

OK. I made the menopausal part up because I'm embarrassed, even though I wanted so badly to share. The botox is true. The lips are all puffed up, Jolie style.

The difference is that I was sober because I had to drive, and I was drinking Diet Coke, and everyone else wasn't sober.

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posted December 17, 2011 08:15 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What was so embarassing? <if there was a "puzzled" emoticon, it would go here...I don't get how to do emoticons on this forum>

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posted December 17, 2011 08:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for YoursTrulyAlways     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I don't know. Even though I'm a guy, I'm embarrassed about such incidents. There is a shyness about me, but at the same time, I'm banging down the walls eager to share. Strange, I know.

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posted December 17, 2011 08:26 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ah, ic. Must be your Venus and/or Saturn in the 12th. Probably Venus, making you feel ashamed about expressing your softer side. I have Saturn in the 12th and that makes me dread chaos...such as going to an out-of-control rock concert. Is that true of you as well?

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posted December 17, 2011 08:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for RegardesPlatero     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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posted December 17, 2011 08:51 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
lol, sure did! Aww Fresh Prince..he's one hot & funny Libran.

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posted December 17, 2011 08:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for YoursTrulyAlways     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Ah, ic. Must be your Venus and/or Saturn in the 12th. Probably Venus, making you feel ashamed about expressing your softer side. I have Saturn in the 12th and that makes me dread chaos...such as going to an out-of-control rock concert. Is that true of you as well?

Out of control and me don't jive. I used to like going dancing, but once I got to the club, I would shake my head about the rowdiness and promiscuous behavior, even though I was lusting for all the hot girls. How messed up us that?

Forget that. I'm at a crosswalk intersection and I lose my patience when people cross the street and the crossing light is still red. Asperger's autism and OCB in action!

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