posted August 02, 2013 01:30 PM            

Sun: Errr...Stop. I don't think we should do this.
Neptune: Come on, I told you there's nothing to be afraid of. Just stay near me and everything's gonna be ok. Besides, you don't even believe it works so what's the problem? *grins*
Sun: This is silly.
Neptune: No, this is the most fascinating thing you'll ever experience.
Sun: Heh, it better be cause I should be working on the project now *rolls his eyes*
Neptune: Ok, stop grumbling and bring me the minerals. I'm gonna cleanse the room now.

Sun: What are they exactly?
Neptune: The pyramid is made of crystal quartz, this is a tourmaline and this is a pyrite.
Sun: And they are supposed to open a portal?
Neptune: That's right. As long as they for a triangle. Hey, easy...I've done it like a hundred times.
Sun: I'm fine. Let's just start before I start thinking you're nuts.
Neptune: Haha. Don't worry, I got used to it. Ok, now get into the triangle and lie down next to me.
Sun: What now? *whispers*
Neptune: Put the amethyst I gave you on your forehead, close your eyes, relax and wait.
Sun: Relax? Yeah, sure.
Neptune: Shhhh.
Sun: I feel weird...
Neptune: Good, that's how it should be. I suppose your third eye chakra is opening.

Neptune: You can open your eyes. Can you see what I see?
Sun: You mean a huge blue entity that resembles an angel and is staring at with a WTF face? Oh my God...
Neptune: *giggles* Yes, I meant this one.
Sun: Woooow! Holy crap, this is happening. What is it doing?
Neptune: It's talking to me.
Sun: Like telepathically?
Neptune: Yep, wait.
Sun: ?
Neptune: I think it's calling our spirit guides.
Sun: Great...I hope they're less creepy. Errr...I'm starting to feel super weird...these vibrations...No no no, I didn't want it to start now. Don't leave me alone there! *passes out*
Neptune: Of course I won't, ******* . I'm coming!

Sun: Aaaaaa! AAAAAAA! A A A AAAAAAAAAA! Is anybody there? Guids? Anyone?
Neptune: Me!
Sun: Hahah! Neptune! Man, I've never been happier to see you. Can you believe it? I'm floating under a freakin' ceiling! And my body! I can see my freakin' body! Wait, are we just communicating telepathically? Damn, this is awesome.
Neptune: I told you, OBE is fun! *approaches the Sun* Now grab my hand.
Sun: Is this even possible? I can barely feel this body.
Neptune: You'll get used to it. You have no idea what you can do with your astral body.
Sun: That sounded as if I was supposed to do all of this again.
Neptune: Hihi, because you will. I think we should wait for the guids before we go anywhere. They will know best what to show to a newbie like you. Hmm...Something's wrong.
Sun: What's going on? Why everything's so blurry?
Neptune: It seems like...we're leaving the real time zone. I don't understand. I could always control entering the astral world.
Sun: What do you mean?
Neptune: I mean, it's kinda messy in there and I'd rather leave it for another session. You'll see it yourself. It's really easy to get lost in there. And some beings might be not too nice. Be ready for it.
Sun: What beings?
Neptune: Wait...Can you see what I see?
Sun: What...
Neptune: ...the...
Sun & Neptune: ...hell?!

posted August 02, 2013 01:34 PM            

Mars: I know I can find my way to the lodge, I just need to look at my map...
Neptune: Nah. You don't need the map. Just follow the other cars, they are going to the same place.
Mars: But how do you know? They could be going one of several places. Then I would end up God-Only-Knows where!
Neptune: Trust me, I know! Where else would they be going? Nothing else is out here! Just follow them. Do what I say and forget about that GPS. Use the force!
Mars: YEAH you're right! If only I had more faith in my own abilities my life would be easier! It's all about trusting your fellow man!
Neptune: That's the idea.

two hours later, a sign appears, welcoming them both to the neighboring state. Gas gauge is near E, not a station in sight, out in the middle of nowhere on a lonely highway.

Mars: What? Wait, Nep, I thought you said we could trust these cars, they are all headed to the same place as us and now look we are in Colorado ffs! I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Nep. What do we do now? Nep? Nep???

posted August 02, 2013 02:37 PM            

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Originally posted by Jkitty:
Wow, that's really profound! I've just gained an understanding of this aspect that never really registered for me before. I'm feeling sad for people with this in their charts

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Ahh, thank you. True, those two sentences really sum it up. Glad it gave someone more understanding. (And yes, I'm one of those people with this aspect.)

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Jupiter (Cancer) opposition Saturn (Capricorn):

Jupiter: Hey, I just read about this new Korean restaurant, we should check it out!
Saturn: How much is it?
Jupiter: We have enough.
Saturn: How would you know?
Jupiter: You just got your salary for this month. (smiles brightly) It's not that far away, only half an hour by bus. (more excited) Oh! And we can see a new part of the city while we're at it!
Saturn: Do you really want to travel that far just for a restaurant? What if the food's bad?
Jupiter: Then we've still had a nice evening out.
Saturn: Seriously, just for some new restaurant?
Jupiter: I've heard so much about it.
Saturn: But we have to take care of the bills first.
Jupiter: Then we won't have any money left.
Saturn: Which is exactly why we shouldn't.
Jupiter: Aw, man, don't ruin the fun again. I was really looking forward to this.
Saturn: Why don't you act more responsible for a change? Do you want to get evicted?
Jupiter: You need to get out more. Seriously, bro, you're too uptight.
Saturn: I will get out when I have the money to do it.
Jupiter: I'll go alone.
Saturn: Good luck paying. You spent all of it on that archery workshop last weekend.

posted August 02, 2013 02:46 PM            

mercury :what are doing those stupid white dressed guys ? What they talk about ?
mars: they about atomic nucleus
mercury: stupid concept
mars: héhé, let's kill the core !
mercury : and their theory !
mars: hello guys !etc...

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GOD BLESSED MY MERCURY CONJUNCT MARS ONE OF MOST BEAUTIFUL ASPECT OF THE ZODIAC.

posted August 02, 2013 02:46 PM            

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GOD BLESSED MY MERCURY CONJUNCT MARS ONE OF MOST BEAUTIFUL ASPECT OF THE ZODIAC.

posted August 02, 2013 03:08 PM            

Uranus: That bore Saturn told me today I'm weird. And I just said I'm not interested in starting a family.
Neptune: Oh, really? That's funny cause he told me yesterday I'm out touch with reality. And I just said I'm into astrology and such stuff.
Uranus: Oh, really?
Neptune: Yeah...he's become very generous with compliments lately.
Uranus & Neptune: High five!

posted August 02, 2013 05:49 PM            

Moon : we need to find someone.
Uranus : What for ??
Moon : you know.. to love and spend the rest of our life with.
Uranus : oh girl, you must have hit your head on something today..
Moon : Why do you always do that ?
Uranus : Do what ??
Moon : You never take my feelings into consideration. I don't want to be single ANYMORE !! I'm telling you I want to get married. I'm not getting any younger.
Uranus : **** ( holds a hand over his heart) Don't you ever utter such blasphemous words girl ! Marriage ??! Where in the world did you get that disgusting idea from ? You've been hanging around with Venus a lot, haven't you ? I told her to leave you alone. Damn her..
Moon : I give up ! there's no use talking to you ! Saturn understands way better than you will ever do ! ( leave the room after slamming the door very angrily)
Uranus : Man, I didn't say anything !! Why do you always put the blame on me ? Go to that Saturn of yours since he understands you better. just leave me the heck alone. Damn, women. so freaking complicated..

( Uranus turns on his I-phone ) I need to check my Facebook account and chat up that new hot chick..

posted August 02, 2013 07:40 PM            

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Originally posted by StarlightSmileSupreme:
Sagittarius Mars square Pisces Neptune:

Mars: I know I can find my way to the lodge, I just need to look at my map...
Neptune: Nah. You don't need the map. Just follow the other cars, they are going to the same place.
Mars: But how do you know? They could be going one of several places. Then I would end up God-Only-Knows where!
Neptune: Trust me, I know! Where else would they be going? Nothing else is out here! Just follow them. Do what I say and forget about that GPS. Use the force!
Mars: YEAH you're right! If only I had more faith in my own abilities my life would be easier! It's all about trusting your fellow man!
Neptune: That's the idea.

two hours later, a sign appears, welcoming them both to the neighboring state. Gas gauge is near E, not a station in sight, out in the middle of nowhere on a lonely highway.

Mars: What? Wait, Nep, I thought you said we could trust these cars, they are all headed to the same place as us and now look we are in Colorado ffs! I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Nep. What do we do now? Nep? Nep???

Neptune can't hear, he's sound asleep and not planning on waking up any time soon, until he's had his nap. He just sloshed off half a pint of Southern Comfort.

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posted August 02, 2013 08:02 PM            

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Originally posted by peachbeigeblue:
i have mars square neptune, i endorse this conversation.

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posted August 02, 2013 10:34 PM            

(It's not that I'm too lazy to be creative, or entirely lacking in confidence or humour. Rather, I'm too busy to give the thoughts and conversations in my mind the justice they so deserve.) So in place of personal dialogue, I'll leave you with an extremely accurate animated video representation of what I experience daily.

Energizer Battery

"Ad hoc, ad loc, and quid pro quo! So little time. So much to know!"

~^^~ Jeremy is in every way -this stellium- in action.

posted August 03, 2013 01:07 AM            

(Picture Jupiter as a large breed dog like a Samoyed and Saturn as the morose master)

posted August 03, 2013 01:25 AM            

Uranus: "I just want to get in the car and drive somewhere--anywhere!"

Saturn: I have obligations, you know.

Uranus: "So what?! I'm bored, and I feel stifled. Get me out of here!"

Saturn: *long suffering sigh* "I said I have obligations to tend to. You know, responsibilities. Laundry to do, a baby to take care of, a husband who is stressed, and kittens who need to be fed...now kindly leave me to my work."

Uranus: "Remember when we lived in that apartment downtown, and we could just walk to the store or go shopping, go out to shows, or do whatever we wanted to do? Those were the days, man."

Saturn: "Yeah, those were good days, but I like my life here and now. You're just going to have to shut up until you can calm down and be reasonable. Then we can talk."

Uranus: "Gaaahhhh! I'm so TRAPPED! I mean, we can't even go shopping or hiking?!" *theatrics ensue*

Saturn: *sigh* "No. We can't. It's my husband's birthday tomorrow, so we're going to stay here and be nice to him, and make the bed for my mother in-law, okay?"

Uranus: "..." *pouts*

Saturn: "I'll tell you what. We can do something fun, unusual, and creative, but we will have to do it at home when the baby is napping, so let's get creative. That's the best I can offer you."

posted August 03, 2013 02:12 AM            

Transiting Saturn Scorpio trine Pisces Sun and Lilith in 8th house:

Sun and Lilith in unison: "I want to watch The Dead Files and listen to old '80s goth music. Siouxsie, anyone?"

Everyone: "Oh yeah, that hits the spot."

Saturn: "But you guys do that all the time. Well, whatever works. I'm feeling generous."

Sun to Saturn: "Yeah...um, you know that thing you do, when every time you visit me, someone in my family dies? It's starting to really make me mad. How about you stop acting like such a !##@&, okay?
I mean, seriously. You can't even stop by for a nice, pleasant visit without someone passing. What the @$!# is the matter with you??!"

Saturn: "I'm sorry. But that's just the way our relationship works."

Sun: "You know, I really appreciate all of the amazing things that you've taught me, but I really kind of can't stand you at the same time."

Saturn: *shrugs*

Both turn to Lilith, who is skulking around behind the bushes.

Sun: "Well, okay. Thanks for letting me be myself without hassle for once."

Saturn: "No problem...but be good, because I'll be coming back for a check up in a couple of years."

Sun: "Um. Yeah, that's kind of terrifying, but I'm feeling pretty happy right now, so I'll keep that thought on the back burner."

Saturn: *smiles indulgently*

posted August 03, 2013 04:41 AM            

Venus square Saturn:

Venus - Hm, I don't look that bad, after all.
Saturn- Uh, see that fat all over your body? Yeah, that one. You need to work out.
Venus - Is it really that noticeable? I thought..
Saturn - Oh yes. You're far from perfect, m'dear. Why don't you start a diet?
Venus - But women are supposed to have curves!
Saturn - I don't care what people tell you.. You could look so much better, if only you made more efforts.
Venus - Do you think I can still be loved, even if I'm not perfect?
Saturn - I doubt that. See that girl over there? Perfect skin, thin waist, lovely hair, a beautiful smile, *and* a nice personality. I don't think you can compete with that. Why would anyone want to be with you when they can be with someone so much prettier and more popular?
Venus - *gets depressed* *sighs* Yeah.. I guess you're right. I'm not good enough. I don't deserve to feel beautiful or loved. I understand why no one pays attention to me, now.
Saturn - Just eat less, work out more - until you're exhausted. You have to work for it if you want to be beautiful or loved. Work, work, work. Now go and get to it already.

posted August 03, 2013 09:15 AM            

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Originally posted by I'm so cappy:
Moon square Saturn

Moon: Listen Satty...I like you, you're a good guy, but...hanging out with you is starting to make me feel depressed and tense. You're so gloomy. Why don't try lightening up a little?
Saturn: Hmm...*poker face*
Moon: ?
Saturn: I didn't expect you to be that sensitive. Besides, how can I lighten up when I have so much to do and life puts a spoke in my wheel like every day? *frowns*
Moon: I understand, but...
Saturn: There's no but. Take it or leave it. Don't wanna be my friend anymore? Well, I'll survive! I got used to people turning their back on me *snorts*
Moon: Stop it. You know I would never do that. I care about you.
Saturn: Then leave me alone. I need some time alone now.
Moon: Satty...You're alone for like 90% of time.
Saturn:... *stares at the floor*
Moon: Satty...Say something.
Saturn: *sighs*
Moon: Satty...*tries to embrace Saturn*
Saturn: Stop calling me Satty. It's freakin' annoying. I'm not a child and my name's Saturn.
Moon: Why must you always be mean to me? *starts weeping*
Saturn: Why must you always blubber? Damn it. This is embarrassing *shakes his head* Someone might see you and you know how much I dislike it. Ehhh, women...*hugs the Moon awkwardly* Shhh, calm down.
Moon:
Saturn: *moment of silence* I can't disagree.
Moon: *crying hyper mode*
Saturn: What???
Moon: That's why I can't hate you.
Saturn: Aaaalright. Wait, I'm gonna get you some chocolate.
Moon: Thanks. That's exactly what I need.

I hope it's not boring

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posted August 03, 2013 09:25 AM            

Doux, I like your dialogue too. I can relate with my Venus-Saturn conjunction.