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Topic: Dialogues between planets in aspect - write your own script
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Jkitty
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From: an oasis in the desert
Registered: Mar 2013
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posted August 01, 2013 11:00 PM
  
Take two planets, state the signs they're in and the aspect they share, then right a dialogue between them. I'll go first.Capricorn Sun squaring Aries Moon: Moon: Oh, I like her!
Sun: Don't be silly. You don't know anything about her.
Moon: I WANT her!
Sun: Okay, okay. Let's go up and talk to her and find out what she's like.
Moon: I like her A LOT!
Sun: You hardly know her at all. And she's not really our type. We need someone more stable, less flashy.
Moon: But I WANT her NOW!
Sun (trying to distract his moon): What about that one over there. She looks like a proper lady.
Moon: Boring! IP: Logged |
Kerosene
Knowflake Posts: 4116
From: Mercury
Registered: Dec 2012
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posted August 01, 2013 11:14 PM
Venus square saturnSaturn: Wow, so dazzling!!!
Venus: Sorry to be rude but I think you're ruining my image, maybe step back a few orbs?
Saturn: SMH, YOU'RE WORTHLESS!!
Venus: How dare you!!!!!!!!
Saturn: YOU'RE UGLY!!!
Venus: Oh.....
Saturn: No one will ever love you like I can!
Venus: ... maybe you're right....except mars... but we have aspects together.. Damn that got depressing........ Okay Venus square jupiter. Jupiter: I'm bored zzzz
Venus: Let's go to the mall!!!!
Jupiter: We're broke...
Venus: So?
Jupiter Hmmm maybe we can borrow some money?!?!
Venus: Heh I can totally get some cash from this schmuck Saturn, we're kinda in this wide trine together. Nothing serious, our orbs are closer <3
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MsPrism
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posted August 01, 2013 11:20 PM
Awe, Kero do one of my aspects, pretty please?!  I have Sun square Mars at 3°  I have no idea how to word dialogue between these two. EDIT: Wow, you guys are SO creative. Great thread Jkitty! I can't believe how much fun reading these are. IP: Logged |
Jkitty
Knowflake Posts: 838
From: an oasis in the desert
Registered: Mar 2013
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posted August 01, 2013 11:23 PM
Okay, let's try Neptune square Sun:Sun: Who am I?
Neptune: You're whoever I want you to be.
Sun: What I am I?
Neptune: You're whatever others need you to be:
Sun: Where am I?
Neptune: Where do you want to be? Now just close your eyes and picture yourself sitting on a beach, a balmy breeze is blowing, you've got a cool, frosty drink in your hand. The man of your dreams is right there beside you looking hot. Did I mention this is a private beach? IP: Logged |
StarlightSmileSupreme
Knowflake Posts: 3310
From: neptune
Registered: Nov 2012
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posted August 01, 2013 11:24 PM
Virgo Moon opposite Pisces Neptune.Neptune: We would make a better couple if you didn't step all over my toes while we Zumba'd
Moon: You know how I feel about this Zumba dance it's too sexy. Everyone is staring at me. It's awkward and embarrassing.
Neptune: You will stop complaining. You will keep dancing. You will smile. Now hush. Your voice grates on my delicate ear drums.
Moon: I'm not good at anything, you know that!
Neptune: Shhhhhhhhhh!
Moon: Never. You can't make me. Neptune tries to leave, door is locked, so he can't.
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somethingexcellent
Knowflake Posts: 2239
From: vodka fine, I'm so divine
Registered: Nov 2012
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posted August 01, 2013 11:29 PM
Mars square Jupiter...Mars: I want to go out today!
Jupiter: Okay, I'll call up Jaime Lee.
Mars: Awww yeahhh let's go to Paige's, I heard there's a party there.
Jupiter: Yes! Jaime said she can drive us.
Mars: fRICK YEAH!!!!
Jupiter: wOOHOO
Mars: I want to drink lots.
Jupiter: Then let's drink lots! Also I heard Antony is sleeping with a 15 year old...
Mars: WTF!!!! We gotta out him!
Jupiter: I'll tell Breanne, she gets fired up easily.
Mars: YEah! And I'll tell the rest of the 10 people here!
Jupiter: Wow well he got kicked out...oh well he deserved it.
Mars: Hey, they're pretty cute...
Jupiter: Let's stand near them so they'll talk to us...
Mars: Frick. Yes. IP: Logged |
Jkitty
Knowflake Posts: 838
From: an oasis in the desert
Registered: Mar 2013
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posted August 01, 2013 11:30 PM
Taurus Venus square Scorpio Mars:Mars: I'm bored. Let's go out and do something.
Venus: I'd love to get a pedicure.
Mars: That's not really DOing something!
Venus: How about a manicure then? Or how about a nice dinner at a fine restaurant where by beauty can be appreciated by others?
Mars: I was hoping for something more private and . . . active. (waggles eyebrows) IP: Logged |
peachbeigeblue
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posted August 01, 2013 11:32 PM
Scorpio Pluto opposing moon: I'm the boss.
Leo Sun squaring both: no, IM the boss
(Mercury is suns hype man combust as shh)
Aries Mars trining Sun: LET'S GO (before they can get a word in)
^ that's all I got keke
Oh and we can also blame my mars for not reading the instructions carefully IP: Logged |
StarlightSmileSupreme
Knowflake Posts: 3310
From: neptune
Registered: Nov 2012
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posted August 01, 2013 11:38 PM
Mercury conjunct Jupiter in Libra
Mercury: Golly Gee Jupe you are a giant I am a pin head dot compared to you! Who is the wise guy who super glued us together? Not funny. Not much of a joke!
Jupiter: Never fear Mercury, we will make it through this one way or another. Don't despair! I will protect you. Always. Think of me as your personal bodyguard!
Mercury: You mean, that Jupe, you'll be my best friend? My guardian angel? My mentor?
Jupiter: Yeah, my little Mercurial wonder, I can be all those and much, much more. With me you can never go wrong.
Mercury: It's a relief knowing you're here to always keep me safe and sound!
Jupiter: That's my pledge to you, Quick Silver!IP: Logged |
somethingexcellent
Knowflake Posts: 2239
From: vodka fine, I'm so divine
Registered: Nov 2012
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posted August 01, 2013 11:39 PM
@peachbeigeblue; LOL! That's cute! You included more than one planet too!Let's see I'll try Venus trine Saturn... Saturn: I am yours milady
Venus: Then advise me always.
...*cute person walks by*
Venus: Oh hey they're kinda hot...
Saturn: No! You must talk to them first. Get to know them.
Venus: Oh well fine, I guess that IS a dependable route to take.
Saturn: Yeeees, good.
*cute person and Venus exchange details*
Saturn: You do know you're only infatuated with him, right?
Venus: Yeah yeah, but it couldn't hurt could it?
Saturn: Well have your fun but do know that's irresponsible...
Venus: I know, I know, I just want to have fun damn it.
Saturn: Okay! I'm just making sure you know what you're doing - you can't be too caught up in the moment. IP: Logged |
Jkitty
Knowflake Posts: 838
From: an oasis in the desert
Registered: Mar 2013
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posted August 01, 2013 11:52 PM
Sagittarius Venus square Virgo Mars:Venus: Let's go somewhere!
Mars (mumbling under his breath): Gas, sunblock, cooler with water and snacks . .
Venus: . . .and stay a while!
Mars (still mumbling): ATM, prepay bills, make room reservations . . .
Venus: . . . somewhere FAR WAY!
Mars: Passports, vaccinations, check for terrorist threats . . .
Venus: Well, sh*t! Why can't you just RELAX and be SPONTANEOUS. You are NO FUN! IP: Logged |
StarlightSmileSupreme
Knowflake Posts: 3310
From: neptune
Registered: Nov 2012
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posted August 01, 2013 11:54 PM
Libra Venus opposite Aries Mars.Venus: Mirror Mirror on thee Wall. Who's the Fairest of Them All?
Mars: It's me! It's me! I am! I am!
Venus: You are disqualified because it's ladies only. Everyone likes me more than they you. Besides us ladies always look prettier so we are the only contenders for fairest in the land!
Mars: I demand equality. I am the best looking in the land. I SHOULD WIN THIS CONTEST!
Venus: Sometimes you have to settle for second, Mr Mars, can't always be number one.
Mars: No way. There should be two mirrors, one for the men, the other for the women.
Venus. Like what-evah, Mars. Like, can't you go body build or something?
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Jkitty
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From: an oasis in the desert
Registered: Mar 2013
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posted August 02, 2013 12:17 AM
Cancer Saturn square Aries Mars while shopping for a car:Mars: Look at that sexy sports car!
Saturn: But where will the children sit?
Mars (grumbling but conceding): Right. (Dashes over to a big, shiny red truck) Whoa. I'd LOVE to have one of those. I'm pretty sure the there's room for the kids in the back of the cab. (Looks hopeful)
Saturn: Okay. But we should probably put on a shell. You know. For when it's raining and we need to buy groceries and stuff.
Mars: A shell? Sh*t. Might as well buy an F-ing SUV! (Grumbles)
Saturn (controlling herself): Fine. Would you be satisfied if it was RED?
Mars (exploding): STOP TREATING ME LIKE SUCH A BABY!
Saturn (with infuriating patience): If you'd stop ACTing like one, I would! (They leave the lot arguing, while the hopeful Jupiterian salesman deflates.) IP: Logged |
Doux Rêve
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posted August 02, 2013 04:32 AM
JKitty  Moon in hard aspect with Saturn: Moon - Hey, how about we let our guard down for once? I think we can trust that person.
Saturn - Are you kidding?
Moon - No, I'm serious! Let's just show our vulnerable side, it won't kill us! Maybe it'll actually feel good, to just open up and relax.
Saturn - Stop being childish. Grow up, nobody cares about your broken inner child BS.
Moon - But..
Saturn - No. Keep quiet and keep busy. Stop thinking about pointless stuff like that. Emotions are a waste of energy and time. Plus it's not like they care anyway.
Moon - *feeling repressed and left out* Sigh, okay.. IP: Logged |
its_aqua
Knowflake Posts: 619
From: Mars
Registered: Nov 2012
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posted August 02, 2013 05:11 AM
Nice topic!
@Doux haha exactlyLemme give it a try
Aries Moon quincunx Pluto in Scorpio:
Moon: Ugh, I will go up there and confront him
Pluto: are you nuts? Keep it cool
Moon: I will go and tell him
Pluto: Shut up and keep it inside!
Moon: But I just want to be honest
Pluto: are you stupid? Nobody ever got what they wanted from being honest, you have to act sideways
Moon: but I just want to burst it all out
Pluto: now shut up and let me make a plan on how you can manipulate them
Moon: I just want to smack his head
Pluto: easy there, revenge is a dish best served cold, hes not gonna expect it and he will hurt
Moon: he is gonna hurt like he hurt me?
Pluto: yeah if you do what I say
Moon: but then will I feel better?
Pluto: well who cares bout your feelings you will have destroyed him and thats what matters
Moon: *sighs* IP: Logged |
Jkitty
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From: an oasis in the desert
Registered: Mar 2013
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posted August 02, 2013 05:30 AM
EVERYONE: I love your contributions. Each one made me laugh out loud! Keep 'em coming IP: Logged |
Ceridwen
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posted August 02, 2013 05:48 AM
Excellent exercise to unerstand the inner workings of the planets and aspects. I like that. IP: Logged |
I'm so cappy
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From: Saturn
Registered: Nov 2012
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posted August 02, 2013 11:29 AM
Moon square SaturnMoon: Listen Satty...I like you, you're a good guy, but...hanging out with you is starting to make me feel depressed and tense. You're so gloomy. Why don't try lightening up a little?
Saturn: Hmm...*poker face*
Moon: ?
Saturn: I didn't expect you to be that sensitive. Besides, how can I lighten up when I have so much to do and life puts a spoke in my wheel like every day? *frowns*
Moon: I understand, but...
Saturn: There's no but. Take it or leave it. Don't wanna be my friend anymore? Well, I'll survive! I got used to people turning their back on me *snorts*
Moon: Stop it. You know I would never do that. I care about you.
Saturn: Then leave me alone. I need some time alone now.
Moon: Satty...You're alone for like 90% of time.
Saturn:... *stares at the floor*
Moon: Satty...Say something.
Saturn: *sighs*
Moon: Satty...*tries to embrace Saturn*
Saturn: Stop calling me Satty. It's freakin' annoying. I'm not a child and my name's Saturn.
Moon: Why must you always be mean to me? *starts weeping*
Saturn: Why must you always blubber? Damn it. This is embarrassing *shakes his head* Someone might see you and you know how much I dislike it. Ehhh, women...*hugs the Moon awkwardly* Shhh, calm down.
Moon: 
Saturn: *moment of silence* I can't disagree.
Moon: *crying hyper mode*
Saturn: What???
Moon: That's why I can't hate you.
Saturn: Aaaalright. Wait, I'm gonna get you some chocolate.
Moon: Thanks. That's exactly what I need.
I hope it's not boring
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I'm sooo happy! I mean, cappy. IP: Logged |
Ceridwen
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posted August 02, 2013 11:36 AM
quote:
Originally posted by I'm so cappy:
Moon square SaturnMoon: Listen Satty...I like you, you're a good guy, but...hanging out with you is starting to make me feel depressed and tense. You're so gloomy. Why don't try lightening up a little?
Saturn: Hmm...*poker face*
Moon: ?
Saturn: I didn't expect you to be that sensitive. Besides, how can I lighten up when I have so much to do and life puts a spoke in my wheel like every day? *frowns*
Moon: I understand, but...
Saturn: There's no but. Take it or leave it. Don't wanna be my friend anymore? Well, I'll survive! I got used to people turning their back on me *snorts*
Moon: Stop it. You know I would never do that. I care about you.
Saturn: Then leave me alone. I need some time alone now.
Moon: Satty...You're alone for like 90% of time.
Saturn:... *stares at the floor*
Moon: Satty...Say something.
Saturn: *sighs*
Moon: Satty...*tries to embrace Saturn*
Saturn: Stop calling me Satty. It's freakin' annoying. I'm not a child and my name's Saturn.
Moon: Why must you always be mean to me? *starts weeping*
Saturn: Why must you always blubber? Damn it. This is embarrasing *shakes his head* Someone might see you and you know how much I dislike it. Ehhh, women...*hugs the Moon awkwardly* Shhh, calm down.
Moon:
Saturn: *moment of silence* I can't disagree.
Moon: *crying hyper mode*
Saturn: What???
Moon: That's why I can't hate you.
Saturn: Aaaalright. Wait, I'm gonna get you some chocolate.
Moon: Thanks. That's exactly what I need.
I hope it's not boring
Not boring at all. Made me smile all the time reading it through.
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I'm so cappy
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From: Saturn
Registered: Nov 2012
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posted August 02, 2013 11:41 AM
I'm glad then  I think I'm gonna invent another dialogue.------------------
I'm sooo happy! I mean, cappy. IP: Logged |
LiesLilithsaidtouranus
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posted August 02, 2013 11:46 AM
Sun in Aquarius trine moon in Gemini, trine Chiron in LibraMoon: Hey buddy !
Sun: *looks at the moon, blinks, turns away* Get away from me!
Moon: :O What did I do to you, I thought we were buddies?!
Sun: Well, can you move back a sign or something?
Moon: Wha~? Why? I thought you loved me? I thought we understood each other?
Sun: Kick out Chiron or else.
Moon: *sniffling* But, I cannnnn't. Chiron understands me!
Sun: *opens door* Get the heck out with Chiron, I can't deal with all this emotion.
Chiron: Hey buddy! You better stop or I'll call the Libra for ya!
Sun: *gasp* Please don't! *on his hands and knees* IP: Logged |
meissieri
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From: The Netherlands
Registered: Feb 2013
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posted August 02, 2013 11:58 AM
Great idea! I'm sitting here laughing at those little scenes. ^^ It does make it easier to understand what both planets want. Okay, I got a little carried away, it was so much fun. Venus square Uranus: Venus is sitting at her 12th house home again, wishing for something to do. Venus: I wish people would see me.
Uranus: Then let's go out! Party!
Venus: I don't like parties...
Uranus: Oh, come on. It's fun.
Venus: It's just... I want something real.
Uranus: And hooking up isn't? Who needs a relationship anyway.
Venus: I can only have fun for so long. I want it to be worth it, doing my hair, my nails, my make-up.
Uranus: Lol, like looks matter.
Venus: They do!
Uranus: Why plan this stuff anyway?
Venus: Because it's fun?
Uranus: It's boring. Who wants dates anyway? What about someone you can talk to? As if that shallow stuff means anything.
Venus: But I like it.
Uranus: You should date that man you met last summer, you can talk to him easily and he won't judge you on your looks.
Venus: He lives abroad, I'm never going to see him. We only talk online.
Uranus: Does that even matter? What about the mental connection!?
(1 second later)
Uranus: Okay, forget it. I'm off. I wanna check out that new bookstore. Uranus returns four hours later without texting. Apparently he had a lot of fun at that store. Uranus: Whoa. Seriously, that woman at the store sure had a thing for me. I'm at the bookstore, I'm not here for a date!
Venus: (pouts) And I've wanted to go on a date for months.
Uranus: And you know that girl I sit next to at that new Astrology course? I ran into her and she said she's in love with me!
Venus: She did? What did you do?
Uranus: Run of course. Bleh, now she probably wants me to lay her off easy.
Venus: (smoothing things over) It must've been hard for her to tell you.
Uranus: But that's not fair, what about me? It's awkward! Why would you say that to someone? She's probably checking my Facebook 100x a day just to see if I've changed my status, if I'm talking to other girls. Ugh! Venus: Why isn't anyone interested in me? (whines) I want a relationship.
Uranus: Why are all of these clingy girls hitting on me? Can't they see I don't want a relationship?! IP: Logged |
its_aqua
Knowflake Posts: 619
From: Mars
Registered: Nov 2012
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posted August 02, 2013 12:46 PM
quote:
Originally posted by I'm so cappy:
Moon square SaturnMoon: Listen Satty...I like you, you're a good guy, but...hanging out with you is starting to make me feel depressed and tense. You're so gloomy. Why don't try lightening up a little?
Saturn: Hmm...*poker face*
Moon: ?
Saturn: I didn't expect you to be that sensitive. Besides, how can I lighten up when I have so much to do and life puts a spoke in my wheel like every day? *frowns*
Moon: I understand, but...
Saturn: There's no but. Take it or leave it. Don't wanna be my friend anymore? Well, I'll survive! I got used to people turning their back on me *snorts*
Moon: Stop it. You know I would never do that. I care about you.
Saturn: Then leave me alone. I need some time alone now.
Moon: Satty...You're alone for like 90% of time.
Saturn:... *stares at the floor*
Moon: Satty...Say something.
Saturn: *sighs*
Moon: Satty...*tries to embrace Saturn*
Saturn: Stop calling me Satty. It's freakin' annoying. I'm not a child and my name's Saturn.
Moon: Why must you always be mean to me? *starts weeping*
Saturn: Why must you always blubber? Damn it. This is embarrassing *shakes his head* Someone might see you and you know how much I dislike it. Ehhh, women...*hugs the Moon awkwardly* Shhh, calm down.
Moon:
Saturn: *moment of silence* I can't disagree.
Moon: *crying hyper mode*
Saturn: What???
Moon: That's why I can't hate you.
Saturn: Aaaalright. Wait, I'm gonna get you some chocolate.
Moon: Thanks. That's exactly what I need.
I hope it's not boring
Awww that was like soo cute 
We are all so biased and mean against Satty
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Jkitty
Knowflake Posts: 838
From: an oasis in the desert
Registered: Mar 2013
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posted August 02, 2013 12:47 PM
quote:
Originally posted by meissieri:
Venus: Why isn't anyone interested in me? (whines) I want a relationship.
Uranus: Why are all of these clingy girls hitting on me? Can't they see I don't want a relationship?!
Wow, that's really profound! I've just gained an understanding of this aspect that never really registered for me before. I'm feeling sad for people with this in their charts  IP: Logged |
its_aqua
Knowflake Posts: 619
From: Mars
Registered: Nov 2012
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posted August 02, 2013 01:22 PM
Venus square NeptuneVenus: I like this guy so much
Neptune: maybe he likes you too
Venus: but he doesnt talk to me
Neptune: well yeah because he is shy
Venus: but if he just doesnt like me
Neptune: but he smiled at you, i mean theres definitely something there
Venus: you think so??
Neptune: definitely didnt you see the way he was looking at you yesterday?
Venus: i thought he was looking at my friend behid me
Neptune: oh no silly it was you
Venus: should i tell him?
Neptune: definitely, i mean i can so see he likes you back
***Venus go and talks to the guy who doesnt like her back and comes back heartbroken****
Venus: you tricked me you made me believe he liked me
Neptune: well sorry you should have known better muahahaha IP: Logged |
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