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Eyesofmystery
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posted February 01, 2014 09:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Eyesofmystery     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
In my time I've made my way around the Zodiac. Here is my own brief insight into the sexual styles of the signs I have 'experienced'.

Aries - N/A (Waiting with baited breath)

Taurus - Insanely giving, like a wrestling match that you always lose. Will pleasure you without expecting anything back. Perfect sex for the Cancer-Leo Cusp male with Scorp rising.


Gemini - Interesting and odd. Very sexual when stoked. But you have to stoke them intellectually. Never flirt directly. Once they know they can have you they will start flitting around and looking elsewhere. Approach them, make them want you, then pull away, they will come to you then.

Cancer - Sensual, emotional, great sex if you touch them and hold them in an affectionate and reassuring way. If you love them too good they will fall for you though and boil your dearest bunny.

Leo - Naughty, bold, will try anything in the right company. Run your hands through their hair to make them purrr.

Virgo - Make sure you work out before sexing them or you may get a disapproving look toward your belly or moob area. I haven't had a Virgo gf since youth so I don't really know much more than kissing one. She kissed great though.

Libra - Bodies to die for, usually blessed with beautiful shoulders and washboard abs from my experience. Great kissers, romantic, little bit difficult to keep hold of. But sexually worth it once you get there.

Scorpio - We all know about those. I have found many of the girls tend toward lesbianism at least for one part of life. So get em' while you can.

Sagittarius - Ah. Many lifetimes have I tried to pin down a flighty Sag but don't think I have yet had the 'experience'. From my experience, physical things will impress them. Muscles, maybe even a bit of danger to you.

Capricorn - Not had yet. I can only dream.

Aquarius - Absolutely perverse. there are no limits with Aquarian women. They fixate on sex like no one else. Disgustingly perverse, excellent sexual partners. And they make good company. Just don't get too 'emotional' on them. Why ruin a good thing?

Pisces - Amazing, intuitive lovers. But don't hurt their precious feelings or they will sulk for days

(Don't be angry at me for this thread. I'm a Scorp rising after all)

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I'm so cappy
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posted February 01, 2014 09:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for I'm so cappy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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I can only dream.

Yes, indeed ^^

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I'm sooo happy! I mean, cappy.

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Eyesofmystery
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posted February 01, 2014 09:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Eyesofmystery     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by I'm so cappy:
Yes, indeed ^^


Haha. My brother is a cap and he's always 'round the houses' as we say through here.

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I'm so cappy
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posted February 01, 2014 09:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for I'm so cappy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What I don't like about this thread is mentioning Sun signs instead of Mars signs. Mars is much more important, the most important planet, when it comes to a sex style.

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Eyesofmystery
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posted February 01, 2014 09:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Eyesofmystery     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by I'm so cappy:
What I don't like about this thread is mentioning Sun signs instead of Mars signs. Mars is much more important, the most important planet, when it comes to a sex style.


I never knew that actually. Thanks for the heads up. Mine is in Capricorn. So now who's Cappy

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I'm so cappy
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posted February 01, 2014 09:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for I'm so cappy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm still Cappier than you despite having a Taurus Mars

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Kerosene
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posted February 01, 2014 11:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kerosene     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Aries - N/A (Waiting with baited breath)
Sun and Mars signs:

JUST DO IT- Nike lol.
right there, either pick them up and go at it or shove everything of that counter. Beds are irrelevant.
If it's in public run and find a place to get at it.
Is you're thinking than your not really just not doing it..
They are probably the types making out in the elevator desperately trying to get in their apartment with all their clothes on
next morning find their panties hanging on a sconce outside their apartment on way to work..

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Eyesofmystery
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posted February 01, 2014 12:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Eyesofmystery     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Kerosene:
Aries - N/A (Waiting with baited breath)
Sun and Mars signs:

JUST DO IT- Nike lol.
right there, either pick them up and go at it or shove everything of that counter. Beds are irrelevant.
If it's in public run and find a place to get at it.
Is you're thinking than your not really just not doing it..
They are probably the types making out in the elevator desperately trying to get in their apartment with all their clothes on
next morning find their panties hanging on a sconce outside their apartment on way to work..


whew, well I'm free and single I think I'll have to find me one of those.

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Aries23Degrees
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posted February 01, 2014 01:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Aries23Degrees     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Eyesofmystery:
In my time I've made my way around the Zodiac. Here is my own brief insight into the sexual styles of the signs I have 'experienced'.

Aries - N/A (Waiting with baited breath)

Taurus - Insanely giving, like a wrestling match that you always lose. Will pleasure you without expecting anything back. Perfect sex for the Cancer-Leo Cusp male with Scorp rising.


Gemini - Interesting and odd. Very sexual when stoked. But you have to stoke them intellectually. Never flirt directly. Once they know they can have you they will start flitting around and looking elsewhere. Approach them, make them want you, then pull away, they will come to you then.

Cancer - Sensual, emotional, great sex if you touch them and hold them in an affectionate and reassuring way. If you love them too good they will fall for you though and boil your dearest bunny.

Leo - Naughty, bold, will try anything in the right company. Run your hands through their hair to make them purrr.

Virgo - Make sure you work out before sexing them or you may get a disapproving look toward your belly or moob area. I haven't had a Virgo gf since youth so I don't really know much more than kissing one. She kissed great though.

Libra - Bodies to die for, usually blessed with beautiful shoulders and washboard abs from my experience. Great kissers, romantic, little bit difficult to keep hold of. But sexually worth it once you get there.

Scorpio - We all know about those. I have found many of the girls tend toward lesbianism at least for one part of life. So get em' while you can.

Sagittarius - Ah. Many lifetimes have I tried to pin down a flighty Sag but don't think I have yet had the 'experience'. From my experience, physical things will impress them. Muscles, maybe even a bit of danger to you.

Capricorn - Not had yet. I can only dream.

Aquarius - Absolutely perverse. there are no limits with Aquarian women. They fixate on sex like no one else. Disgustingly perverse, excellent sexual partners. And they make good company. Just don't get too 'emotional' on them. Why ruin a good thing?

Pisces - Amazing, intuitive lovers. But don't hurt their precious feelings or they will sulk for days

(Don't be angry at me for this thread. I'm a Scorp rising after all)


I think if you want to bed a Sagittarius, you need to make sex less serious. If you make it the pivotal part of the relationship; deeply emotional, moving and transcending experience etc. you will just scare them away. These talks spell "serious" to them and this is synonymous to death.

Sagittarius are easily seduced by a light-hearted, no hard feelings, "let's see if we'll both enjoy this" kinda experiences.

If sex gets too complicated, intricate and sophisticated(not to mention lengthy), you are unlikely to stir the up sexually.

Start off with a conversation about a foreign friend you have and what kind of rituals that he/she practices. Get their opinion and challenge them.

Then afterwards, step away with a non-challant attitude and change the subject to something else( or better yet, talk to someone else). This seems to drive them crazy(in a good way).

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NeptunianSag
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posted February 01, 2014 02:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for NeptunianSag     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Eyesofmystery:

Sagittarius - Ah. Many lifetimes have I tried to pin down a flighty Sag but don't think I have yet had the 'experience'. From my experience, physical things will impress them. Muscles, maybe even a bit of danger to you.


True, I like abit of "danger" this is why I appreciate scorpios for lovers, they are mysterious, you never know what's coming and this builds up the excitement and tension, plus scorpios like to "explore" and us sags pretty much try anything and everything so it's never boring. Depends on synastry, too. I am Venus in aqua, mars opposite Neptune and Uranus, so I like kink To impress a sag, don't be too vanilla, we don't like the same and we'll appreciate your style. (unless that's my aqua Venus speaking ) I feel like a sex freak sometimes with all the sag and Uranus placements lol.

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deepseablues
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posted February 01, 2014 02:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for deepseablues     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
There's more to life than just trying to have sex with every woman that crosses your path. Guys like you deserved a good kick in the balls.
You are the shallowest person I know into astrology, using it for the most shallow purposes.
Try have a deep, emotional, loving connection with someone instead of just thinking your hot sh*t.
Which you' re not.
Your inward, quiet Saturn return will be good for you to reflect on what's really meaningful in life.

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NeptunianSag
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posted February 01, 2014 02:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for NeptunianSag     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by deepseablues:
There's more to life than just trying to have sex with every woman that crosses your path. Guys like you deserved a good kick in the balls.
You are the shallowest person I know into astrology, using it for the most shallow purposes.
Try have a deep, emotional, loving connection with someone instead of just thinking your hot sh*t.
Which you' re not.
Your inward, quiet Saturn return will be good for you to reflect on what's really meaningful in life.

This was actually quite rude tbh. Not everyone views sex the same, some people think it is sacred, some just do it for fun, some people combine both. Just because the op posted about sexuality signs does not mean he/she is shallow, it's just their experience and they are sharing that information to discuss, which obviously you don't want to be a part of. have a good day.

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Eyesofmystery
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posted February 01, 2014 03:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Eyesofmystery     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by deepseablues:
There's more to life than just trying to have sex with every woman that crosses your path. Guys like you deserved a good kick in the balls.
You are the shallowest person I know into astrology, using it for the most shallow purposes.
Try have a deep, emotional, loving connection with someone instead of just thinking your hot sh*t.
Which you' re not.
Your inward, quiet Saturn return will be good for you to reflect on what's really meaningful in life.


I think someone needs to google 'Scorpio RISING'

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deepseablues
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posted February 01, 2014 03:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for deepseablues     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Meh I think it is rude to try to stereotype sex and sexual preferences through the zodiac. The libra women I know do not have "washboard abs and nice shoulders" but I sure their lover appreciate them.
I find almost everything eyesofmystery writes offensive, especially towards women. All this person can talk about is sex/women. I think it's objectifying and shallow and am entitled to that opinion as much as everyone else is theirs

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deepseablues
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posted February 01, 2014 03:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for deepseablues     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I know what Scorpio rising is, and am a Scorpio myself. The Scorpio risings I know do not live for sex and objectifying.

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Eyesofmystery
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posted February 01, 2014 03:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Eyesofmystery     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by deepseablues:
I know what Scorpio rising is, and am a Scorpio myself. The Scorpio risings I know do not live for sex and objectifying.

And I'm sure there's a very good reason you don't see that side of them. Frumpy Grumpy.

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deepseablues
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posted February 01, 2014 03:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for deepseablues     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Heh yeah try and act like you know what I look like. It's being objectified my whole life that's made me hate it. Like men think I enjoy being some sort of zoo creature Figure it out.

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Eyesofmystery
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posted February 01, 2014 04:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Eyesofmystery     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by deepseablues:
Heh yeah try and act like you know what I look like. It's being objectified my whole life that's made me hate it. Like men think I enjoy being some sort of zoo creature Figure it out.

Stop flirting with me. It's embarrassing to watch.

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Xodian
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posted February 01, 2014 04:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Xodian     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by NeptunianSag:
This was actually quite rude tbh. Not everyone views sex the same, some people think it is sacred, some just do it for fun, some people combine both. Just because the op posted about sexuality signs does not mean he/she is shallow, it's just their experience and they are sharing that information to discuss, which obviously you don't want to be a part of. have a good day.

Yep; Couldn't agree more. Actually we are having a discussion on the very topic in this thread:

http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/Forum27/HTML/001652.html

Love to hear different opinions on the matter so all are welcomed to join in.

As for the topic at hand; Ha... I don't know... There might have been a time where I would have felt OK about throwing around Zingers related to Sexual Escapades with each Sun Sign but... After Marrying a Scorpio, things have changed . She owns my mind!

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Canadiangirl
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posted February 01, 2014 05:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Canadiangirl     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Eyesofmystery:
Cancer - Sensual, emotional, great sex if you touch them and hold them in an affectionate and reassuring way. If you love them too good they will fall for you though and boil your dearest bunny.

--Love your description of Cancer, its flipping hilarious. Not sure why people think cancer's are so clingy though, I wouldn't want someone around me 24/7. That might *make* me boil...a cabbage ;P

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Mercurian Intellect
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posted February 01, 2014 05:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mercurian Intellect     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
From my observations, Virgo women (Sun sign) tended to be lesbians and bisexuals the most out of every sign. (although, it could be that I was just looking for that in them after a while)


And it sucks too because I am the most attracted to Virgo women, lol.

The bisexual ones usually lean more towards women, so, oh well I guess.

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Eyesofmystery
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posted February 01, 2014 06:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Eyesofmystery     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Mercurian Intellect:
From my observations, Virgo women (Sun sign) tended to be lesbians and bisexuals the most out of every sign. (although, it could be that I was just looking for that in them after a while)


And it sucks too because I am the most attracted to Virgo women, lol.

The bisexual ones usually lean more towards women, so, oh well I guess.


Why would that be? too many flaws in men?

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StarlightSmileSupreme
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posted February 01, 2014 06:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for StarlightSmileSupreme     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Mercurian Intellect:
From my observations, Virgo women (Sun sign) tended to be lesbians and bisexuals the most out of every sign. (although, it could be that I was just looking for that in them after a while)


And it sucks too because I am the most attracted to Virgo women, lol.

The bisexual ones usually lean more towards women, so, oh well I guess.



I find Virgos like their own gender, not in a sexual way, they just like to go places with them like to clubs, movies or shopping, but I don't like living with the same gender. So, it's like women are fine but only in small doses.

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Eyesofmystery
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posted February 01, 2014 06:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Eyesofmystery     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Canadiangirl:
Eyesofmystery:
Cancer - Sensual, emotional, great sex if you touch them and hold them in an affectionate and reassuring way. If you love them too good they will fall for you though and boil your dearest bunny.

--Love your description of Cancer, its flipping hilarious. Not sure why people think cancer's are so clingy though, I wouldn't want someone around me 24/7. That might *make* me boil...a cabbage ;P


You must have a Cap moon or air in your chart then right?

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Mercurian Intellect
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posted February 01, 2014 06:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mercurian Intellect     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Eyesofmystery:
Why would that be? too many flaws in men?

No clue.

Perhaps it has something to do with being ruled by Mercury.

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