posted January 11, 2016 05:15 PM            

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Originally posted by Cappi112:
LOL!!!! Virgo was pretty perfect. My Virgo ex made me feel like he could break up with me if I was bloated that day. I'm still recovering!!!!

Can I just say this ? I have never once met a Cap who trampled anyone. Most caps I know are more destructive to themselves (ourselves). Yes, I am a cap. But that's not why I say this. I just have YET to meet a cap that competitive or ruthless.

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I would Love to meet the Capricorns you know they sound like earth angels.I do feel there are always exceptions in every sign though.My uncle would be an example of a ruthless Capricorn who tramples others.

posted January 11, 2016 05:30 PM            

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Originally posted by Panthera Leo:
@Desiring Shadows

It was a little weird but I was laughing that hard I didn't think about it to much.It wasn't supposed to be serious and I'm sure Aries men and women are big boys and girls and won't be phased by it.If my perfect Virgo Moon can deal with it any one can.Although I forget that when I'm perfectly good I'm Perfectly good and true.When I am bad you should call an exorcist.Just thinking about that movie makes giggle I do hate constant swearing for no reason but Regan's potty mouth and the discomfort and shocked looked of the priests faces was absolutely precious.

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posted January 14, 2016 12:36 AM            

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Originally posted by CosmiqPhuz:
I haven't been posting as much lately, but I've been reading/observing a lot the past few months. You guys may remember a thread Gabby started called "Let's Roast The Signs". Well, let's go for another round!

I'll start:

Aries - You're a dick. Stop treating everything like a competition. If you're such a hot shot, why don't you go fight with your dad over who gets to bang your mom?

Taurus - Get out of your comfort zone you gluttonous fat ass. You make a stupid face at the slightest sign of change/discomfort.

Gemini - Just go ahead and drive yourself to the mental hospital. Or not, who knows what you're gonna do in the next 20 min? The terms "bipolar disorder" and "multiple personality disorder" are redundant - it's called Gemini.

Cancer - I'm sorry that girl made fun of your shirt back in kindergarten, can we go back to the room and check on our baby you just gave birth to an hour ago?

Leo - Can you 2 please hurry up and apologize to each other? The house is on fire and we need to get the f*ck outta here. Why did I have 2 Leo children? I'm an idiot...

Virgo - So the only reason you're filing for divorce from your husband is because the wind blew his hair weird for a few seconds? What about the kids? And the dog?

Libra - So you got plastic surgery on your face, breasts, and stomach? Who did you go to for your personality?

Scorpio - If you would stop jacking off for a few minutes, maybe you'd remember that you have a job, a family, and bills to take care of...

Sagittarius - I think I'm gonna let my friend with severe tourette syndrome give the best man speech instead. It's nothing personal, but your mouth is just a disaster.

Capricorn - After betraying all your colleagues, severing ties with your friends, alienating your family, and going against all the basic principles of being a decent person, you finally got that promotion! Yea!!! If only, you could have gotten it sooner...

Aquarius - Yes, it's ok to cry. Why is it ok? It's called sadness. It's a feeling you get when you experience pain and hurt emotionally. I mean, she was your mother after all...

Pisces - Get off those train tracks! You're not helping anybody by getting run over. Just because you lost your bag of crack doesn't mean it's the end of the world!

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hahaha

posted January 14, 2016 12:43 AM            

Caps are melancolic,moody,pessimist.Well most of time at least! 😂😂That is the real me!

posted January 14, 2016 12:53 AM            

Libra Sun

Cosmiq, you *******
Lay off the masturbating will ya, I heard you can go blind like that.

Capricorn Moon, I have to agree with this one eventually..that side comes out.

posted January 14, 2016 11:11 PM            

Aries is too busy trying to prove they have the biggest bulbs

Taurus is too lazy, rather just live in darkness

Gemini talks about all the different kinds of bulbs but forgets to change it

Cancer holds a grudge against the light bulb for burning him when he was a kid

Leo is too good for such a lowly task

Virgo would probably change it or else his OCD would drive him to hang himself

Libra is too busy looking at his reflection in the bulb and loses his balance

Scorpio wants to leave the lights off so he can jack off without anyone knowing

Sagittarius doesn't give a sh*t

Capricorn knows the new bulb will go out eventually so why bother?

Aquarius will draw a diagram about how light bulbs work and why he was accurate with his prediction of when it would go out. He might or might not change it.

Pisces is wondering if he can make a bong out of the dead bulb.

posted January 15, 2016 12:08 AM            

Aries: Finds banging his head against the pillow at the same time makes it more intense, which is why they all do it while jamming to metal music

Taurus: Moo out the window, and when the cows moo back, does it even harder

Gemini: Does it while on the phone (you might not even know it, so always ask any Gemini male on the phone if he is, in fact, ask any male you're talking to or texting on the phone)

Cancer: makes sure to turn the picture of his mom around so the picture can't watch, criticizing him with her eyes

Leo: cries out his own name over and over while gazing lovingly into his own eyes in the mirror (this is why some have a mirror on the ceiling above their bed)

Virgo: does it to a list of health benefits from masturbation rather than to porn

Libra: Surrounded by classical music and candles, but he can't decide between a pic of Marilyn Monroe or Betty Page, ends up crying instead.

Scorpio: sneaky and stealthily 24/7, while driving, on the toilet, even talking to you (if you watch closely you can see subtle hip gyrations, and there's a reason he comes up with excuses to reach into his pocket). And if you lose your keys, they may be up his nether regions. All in all, Scorpio is your typical guy.

Sagittarius: Prefers to do it in foreign countries (don't ask him what he did in the Eiffel Tower or Statue of Liberty, it might remind him of why he found himself in another jail cell). And for gods sake, keep them away from the mares (or stallions if they're gay)!

Capricorn: Wonders how much money he could make selling footage of what he's doing now, which only makes him hornier.

Aquarius: this, enough said (and let that be a warning to mothers with Aquarian sons, knock first and wait for him to open it!)

posted January 15, 2016 12:20 AM            

NOW THAT IS WHAT I'M F*CKING TALKING ABOUT!!!!