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Topic: CONDOMS
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Valus
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posted June 26, 2009 01:58 PM
 
Let's talk about sex, baby.What's the deal with condoms? I dunno what its like for a woman, but if a man's experience counts for anything (and it doesn't), its like eating an expensive, gourmet meal with a freakin' balloon on your tongue; pointless. Frankly, when I want sex, what I want is to feel a woman's who-who on my wah-wah. That's sex. Bumping around with a condom on is not sex. It's punishment. It's mild torture, designed to frustrate and depress. It bears almost no resemblence to the experience a man naturally craves every day of his life. Nature offers so few genuine consolations to a man. One of the only true consolations in a man's life is the sensation he can only experience through direct contact with a woman (not a piece of latex). As far as I'm concerned, a woman who insists on condoms may as well not even have a who-who. She can have a wah-wah between her legs, for all the good it does me. What's the use of a who-who if you cant even feel it caressing your wah-wah? Its a mirage. It looks good.. but as you approach it, suddenly, a latex hood blinds and chokes you, and you never reach the oasis, or taste the life-giving waters. What kind of cruel slight-of-hand is this? Can I get an "Amen"??? 
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Yin
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posted June 26, 2009 02:08 PM
Condoms are used for 2 reasons - protection against STDs and as a contraceptive method.
If there are absolute guaranties against those two(both partners have been tested, they are using contraceptive pills or some other method), then condoms are not necessary.I personally don't like them and agree with what you said about the direct contact being the best. Sorry, Libra Moon  IP: Logged |
Valus
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posted June 26, 2009 02:13 PM
"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but, rather, to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting 'Holy Sh!t, what a ride!'" ~ Mavis Leyrer of Seattle, age 83
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Valus
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posted June 26, 2009 02:22 PM
There are no absolute guarantees with those things. Not everything can be tested for, and probably only a medical operation can ensure that you won't get pregnant. Not even condoms are absolutely fool-proof. Deep down, your Libra Moon knows this, and shys away from the notion of absolutes. "Sometimes you just have to say,
'What the f*ck!'" (~Risky Business) IP: Logged |
Yin
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posted June 26, 2009 02:24 PM
Oh, well...Whatever.IP: Logged |
AcousticGod
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posted June 26, 2009 02:25 PM
I have to agree with the first post. Of course, condom sex is still better than no sex.IP: Logged |
Valus
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posted June 26, 2009 02:27 PM
You have to be careful, and do what you can to be safe, but using a condom is like jumping out of a plane two feet off the ground and calling it "sky-diving". Hey, at least its safe. 
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Yin
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posted June 26, 2009 02:27 PM
Ahhh, AG. The voice of reason  IP: Logged |
Valus
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posted June 26, 2009 02:28 PM
I'm not so sure, AG.But, then,
you know how Scorpios are. All or nothing. IP: Logged |
Yin
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posted June 26, 2009 02:42 PM
Nevermind. IP: Logged |
blue moon
Knowflake Posts: 604
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posted June 26, 2009 02:48 PM
I bought my husband a vasectomy for his 40th birthday. IP: Logged |
Yin
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posted June 26, 2009 02:49 PM
OMG, blue moon. Did he like the present?IP: Logged |
blue moon
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posted June 26, 2009 02:54 PM
Yes.
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aquarian/scorpio
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From: Middle Earth
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted June 26, 2009 03:03 PM
LOL at the original post.. You have a point.IP: Logged |
blue moon
Knowflake Posts: 604
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Registered: Apr 2009
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posted June 26, 2009 03:12 PM
public safety announcementI can't remember what sex with a condom is like but as a teenager under the dawn of AIDS, no-one would have dared do otherwise. quote:
probably only a medical operation can ensure that you won't get pregnant
Friend of mine offered to wrap it up but the lady in question laughed and said, "not at my age, dear..."
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Yin
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posted June 26, 2009 03:24 PM
BM, you are such a Libra Moon. (I saw your post before you edited it.)ETA: And before you edited it again. LOL! IP: Logged |
blue moon
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posted June 26, 2009 03:32 PM
It's an annoying habit I know, which bit did you mean? I was just playing around with words more than self-censoring.
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Yin
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posted June 26, 2009 03:40 PM
Oh, no, I liked the "kids these days..." statement that you took out.IP: Logged |
AcousticGod
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posted June 26, 2009 03:46 PM
quote:
I bought my husband a vasectomy for his 40th birthday.
 Very practical and sweet! IP: Logged |
blue moon
Knowflake Posts: 604
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posted June 26, 2009 03:50 PM
Never say I'm not romantic. Kids these days... seem to have slackened off with the risk assessment. I think it was something along those lines.
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Valus
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posted June 26, 2009 05:10 PM
Risks notwithstanding,
I've never had a problem.Just good sex. 
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blue moon
Knowflake Posts: 604
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posted June 26, 2009 05:29 PM
I think we reached some common consensus. Maybe? Bar pick-up => condom Relationship => alternative arrangement The cat just licked the butter of my toast. Now I'm going to have to put more butter on it. The toast, not the cat. IP: Logged |
Valus
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posted June 26, 2009 05:40 PM
Sounds good to me. I'm not really the bar type. Not that there's a bar type,
but, its just not my scene. Almost every partner I've had
has been a steady girlfriend.
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Valus
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posted June 26, 2009 05:43 PM
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blue moon
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posted June 26, 2009 05:47 PM
It's best not to think about where her tongue has been. She was snipped by the cat rescue, before anyone asks. She has had kittens. Too young, it caused her some problems. She's my best pal. No-one else would get to share my buttery toast. IP: Logged |
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