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posted June 28, 2009 05:27 PM         

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I actually felt that being responsible together promoted intimacy.

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Interesting point.

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posted June 28, 2009 05:40 PM         

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Though depressing, I expect it's worth pointing out that some people even catch STDs by having unprotected sex with their SPOUSES.

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posted June 28, 2009 06:01 PM         

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What? Doesn't everyone scrub their partner's erect penis with Ajax before sex?

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Virgo Rising man might be up for that.

But first I ask him for a copy of a recent full blood test and get him to sign a waiver form.

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posted June 28, 2009 10:25 PM         

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What? Doesn't everyone scrub their partner's erect penis with Ajax before sex?

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[edit] even my own comment make me squirm!!!

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posted June 28, 2009 10:30 PM         

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Unless the Ajax is tingly or something... who wants to play guinea pig?

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posted June 28, 2009 10:45 PM         

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Not me.

&%$# that $&@*!

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posted June 29, 2009 01:22 AM         

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I have come across men who really hate condoms and some who as a rule must use them. Being a woman, I like the fancy made ones.like glow in the dark, ribbed and other kinds out there.....gotta make it fun some how and it beats going along with the calendar method of when a woman ovulates.....I've been with my boyfriend for a 1.6 years. It is a serious committed relationship.

The last time I heard mt boyfriend ask my "are you fertile" was way back in November and apparently at that time I was....7 months later I'm big and wide and will pop come August......

Cynn

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posted June 29, 2009 01:31 AM         

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Thinking about condoms they are awesome to use when you want to pull a practical joke on somebody....I have only been able to pull off one darn good practical joke on a friend and he never figured out who did it.

I have a male Saggy friend (Cappy Moon) who was extremely homophobic. So one night I was bored out of my tree and found a box of condoms. I took one out and opened the wrapper. I mixed up in a small glass some icing sugar and water to make it look like a sperm mixture. Poured the goo into the condom to make it look real.....

I tied it up and found some brown sticky stuff and put it on the condom. I went over to his place and put the "used" condom on the hood of his car. I nearly peed myself laughing my head off and I'm sure I laughed myself to sleep.

The next morning he came out to find this "used condom" on his car and I don't think he had been so disgusted in his life as he did when he looked at that condom. He had a very strong reaction to it emotionally.....The practical joke worked.

Hmmmmmmm I wonder which of my natal placements brought that out.......

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posted June 29, 2009 06:05 AM         

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Valus, where would I have been this week without you? You have been good for my emotional health.

No need to come to me with Ajax, you will be fine sweaty and slightly off-fragrant.

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posted June 29, 2009 08:50 AM         

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posted June 29, 2009 09:34 AM         

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Yeah, condoms are crap. The pill makes me evil, so that's a no-go. I'd rather take my chances and risk the motherhood, which would be no bad thing, anyway - been alright so far. Helps when you're attuned to mother moon and know exactly what's going on with your plumbing though. But in my earlier days, no way. Condom or the highway pal, and I don't like it either.

I happen to like all the gore and mess that goes with sex, and condoms ruin that.

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posted June 29, 2009 10:45 AM         

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Wheels, I'm with you-- pills make me evil. My husband and I just know when not to. In tune, but prepared just in case. I guess that's how I'd describe my current birth control method. Last time I used a condom was... hmmm... I guess about 4+ years ago?

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posted June 29, 2009 11:37 AM         

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"gore and mess", lol

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posted June 29, 2009 11:42 AM         

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Ya know, I was thinking....if the guy is that much into not liking condoms and is in a serious committed relationship then maybe it would be fair to say that they guy can get Snipped. A vasectomy is a quick little procedure that could be done in the doctor's office...

Just a thought

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posted June 29, 2009 03:52 PM         

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Valus, I loved reading your first post, the wording in it made me giggle!

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posted July 01, 2009 02:28 PM         

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Aren't vasectomies expensive?

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posted July 01, 2009 02:29 PM         

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Thanks, LTT.

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posted July 01, 2009 02:57 PM         

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No.

Why? Is it your birthday soon?

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posted July 02, 2009 08:05 AM         

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^^^^ LMAO

I see that there was no comment on this one. Perhaps condoms not so bad after all hey V?

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posted July 02, 2009 08:10 AM         

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Too funny!

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posted July 02, 2009 10:26 AM         

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LOL, wheels.
I couldnt think of anything clever,
so I left it to you...

Well, my birthday's not for a while, but, if blue moon feels like throwing me an early present, I'm definitely game. Yes, it looks like the procedure can be done very easily, for somewhere around $500. I will definitely have this done at some point, when I can afford it. In fact, I think its probably a good idea for everybody. I'm not big on procreation, maybe you've heard.

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posted July 02, 2009 10:46 AM         

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doesnt ky warming gel create a barrier?

just kidding.

what i hate about condoms is finding the wrappers after my kids stay over with thier friends....GROSS! and yet....nah, still pretty gross.

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posted July 02, 2009 10:58 AM         

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OMG! V

That was the funniest thing I have ever read.

Where have you been hiding this sense of humour?

That's just brilliant

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posted July 04, 2009 10:42 AM         

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Valus,

Yeah, you surely deserve much credit for your very, very witty first post

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Every night and every morn,
Some to misery are born;
Every morn and every night,
Some are born to sweet delight.
Some are born to sweet delight,
Some are born to endless night.

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posted July 04, 2009 11:32 AM         

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Thanks, you two.

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