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Topic: lighthearted banter..potluck..bring chocolate
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firecracker
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posted December 29, 2010 01:07 PM
  
Atheism is a non-prophet organizationIP: Logged |
firecracker
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posted December 29, 2010 01:07 PM
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?IP: Logged |
firecracker
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posted December 29, 2010 01:08 PM
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?IP: Logged |
firecracker
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posted December 29, 2010 01:08 PM
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?IP: Logged |
firecracker
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posted December 29, 2010 01:09 PM
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.IP: Logged |
firecracker
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posted December 29, 2010 01:10 PM
How is it possible to have a civil war?if we can solve these riddles, world peace should be a snap!!!!! IP: Logged |
BearsArcher
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From: Arizona with Bear the Leo
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posted December 29, 2010 01:14 PM
LOL.... FC.. your jokes were cute- especially the peanut one 
Juni- your take on Pluto vs Saturn almost made me pee a little
The chocolate with the cherry made me blush LOL... I love this thread. IP: Logged |
firecracker
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posted December 29, 2010 01:22 PM
most were george carlin quotes. the man was a friggin genius.IP: Logged |
StarrofVenusGirl
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posted December 29, 2010 01:25 PM
I just knew the cherry chocolate was getting us shipped right back to SPITR  I confess the first tine I saw Abs username I thought she was bragging about her six pack LOL. IP: Logged |
eskimono
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posted December 29, 2010 01:25 PM
FC - that was a very coarse curse - flipping would have fitted in very nicely there.IP: Logged |
firecracker
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posted December 29, 2010 01:30 PM
lemme try!
the man was a flippin genius!yes indeed. raised the bar! thanks for the tip! IP: Logged |
firecracker
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posted December 29, 2010 01:38 PM
btw- i love the phrase a coarse curse.
i think i will take up brittish cursing in 2011 for personal enrichment.IP: Logged |
eskimono
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posted December 29, 2010 01:39 PM
I will hold you to it.IP: Logged |
GypseeWind
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From: Dayton,Ohio USA
Registered: May 2009
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posted December 29, 2010 01:44 PM
The trouble with that idea is.. hanging around The Brits rubs off on you. Take that as you will naughty nancies.First time I said someone "lost the plot' (as in went crazy) nobody knew what I was talking about, but hey, it's just weird Mom so carry on. Next time something happened and I said I was 'gobsmacked' they started to worry.... IP: Logged |
eskimono
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posted December 29, 2010 01:48 PM
I didn't know gobsmacked was 'british' - that's one of my fave's.Do you think it's a literal interpretation of 'rendered speachless'? As in, if I smack you on the gob, you'll be rendered speachless? IP: Logged |
firecracker
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posted December 29, 2010 01:48 PM
saturns already got me literally nailed to the wall both hands above my head in the hallway trying to make me do him..so you can't really hold me to nuthin, as satty has me tied up at the moment...but i dearly love the sound of brittish cursing, so i will give it the ole college try.  IP: Logged |
firecracker
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posted December 29, 2010 01:49 PM
lost the plot is good, i'll have a fag...i like that too. no one says fag here for smoke, and i like the way it sounds. IP: Logged |
eskimono
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posted December 29, 2010 01:51 PM
you have to draw it out, with an East London accent.....faaaaaaaaagIP: Logged |
firecracker
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posted December 29, 2010 01:53 PM
the word nutters is really good too.
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firecracker
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posted December 29, 2010 01:54 PM
that just reminded me.....i wonder if metawhore bagged her englishman?IP: Logged |
eskimono
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posted December 29, 2010 01:56 PM
Someone told me that 'arse' isn't used in the States?We say 'ass' when we mean someone is being a bit of a donkey, and 'arse' when we are being more coarse. We use arse quite a lot: Arse - self explanatory
Arse about *** - all over the place
Arse over elbow - fell over in dramatic style
Arseholed - drunk IP: Logged |
firecracker
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posted December 29, 2010 01:56 PM
i meant meta4. some habbits are really hard to break. another example of coarse cursing.IP: Logged |
firecracker
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posted December 29, 2010 01:57 PM
wow. that is good stuff to know. arse is worse? interesting.IP: Logged |
eskimono
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posted December 29, 2010 01:57 PM
LOL - apparently 'arse' is OK, but '*** ' gets bleeped out - why?????IP: Logged |
firecracker
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posted December 29, 2010 01:58 PM
here as$ is worse. no one ever says arse.IP: Logged |
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