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Topic: lighthearted banter..potluck..bring chocolate
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juniperb
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From: Blue Star Kachina
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posted December 29, 2010 05:50 PM
  
azz covers both A bases ------------------
What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world is immortal"~ - George Eliot IP: Logged |
LEXX
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From: Still out looking for Schrodinger's cat.......& LEXIGRAMMING.♥.. is my Passion!
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posted December 29, 2010 05:51 PM
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=arse quote:
arse
"buttocks," O.E. ærs "tail, rump," from P.Gmc. *arsoz (cf. O.N. ars, M.Du. ærs, Ger. Arsch "buttock"), cognate with Gk. orros "tail, rump, base of the spine," Hittite arrash, Arm. or "buttock," O.Ir. err "tail." Arsy-versy "backside foremost" first attested 1530s.
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=ass.
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ass
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beast of burden, O.E. assa (Old Northumbrian assal, assald), prob. from O.Celt. *as(s)in "donkey," which (with Ger. esel, Goth. asilus, Lith. asilas, O.C.S. osl) is ultimately from L. asinus, probably of Middle Eastern origin (cf. Sumerian ansu). Since ancient Greek times, in fables and parables, the animal typifies clumsiness and stupidity (hence asshead, 1540s, etc.). To make an ass of oneself is from 1580s. ***** ' Bridge (c.1780), from L. Pons Asinorum, is fifth proposition of first book of Euclid's "Elements."ass
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slang for "backside," first attested 1860 in nautical slang, in popular use from 1930; chiefly U.S.; from dial. variant pronunciation of arse (q.v.). The loss of -r- before -s- attested in several other words (e.g. burst/bust, curse/cuss, horse/hoss, barse/bass). Indirect evidence of the change from arse to ass can be traced to 1785 (in euphemistic avoidance of ass "donkey" by polite speakers) and perhaps to Shakespeare, if Nick Bottom transformed into a donkey in "A Midsummer Night's Dream" (1594) is the word-play some think it is. Meaning "woman regarded as a sexual object" is from 1942.
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juniperb
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From: Blue Star Kachina
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 29, 2010 05:52 PM
ima azz ... the whole world loves a good azz... or is that egg? 
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What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world is immortal"~
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juniperb
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From: Blue Star Kachina
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posted December 29, 2010 05:59 PM
Thanks lexx  ------------------
What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world is immortal"~ - George Eliot IP: Logged |
LEXX
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From: Still out looking for Schrodinger's cat.......& LEXIGRAMMING.♥.. is my Passion!
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posted December 29, 2010 06:09 PM
quote:
Originally posted by juniperb:
Thanks lexx
You're welcome! IP: Logged |
WinkAway
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posted December 29, 2010 06:19 PM
Sorry for being an a$$ (see reference #1)
but this is making my a$$ hurt (see reference #2).IP: Logged |
LEXX
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posted December 29, 2010 06:25 PM
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katatonic
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posted December 29, 2010 06:49 PM
i started using arse here because i assumed ass would not post "out loud" but it does, doesn't it!! but *** doesn't...both have other usages that aren't considered rude, like animal names etc... sorry, titt..
in england not only are fags cigarettes but faggots are food...maybe it is the oral orientation that caused them to be used for gay men here??
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firecracker
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From: all places
Registered: Nov 2010
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posted December 29, 2010 07:04 PM
that reminds me i totally love the phrase get off my t1tsIP: Logged |
firecracker
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posted December 29, 2010 07:40 PM
when i check into room 1410 i know wot room i'm really in.....IP: Logged |
katatonic
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posted December 29, 2010 09:34 PM
i actually prefer the phrase "getting ON my titts "...IP: Logged |
firecracker
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posted December 30, 2010 05:22 AM
oopppsss...said it wrong, only heard it once...that was embarrasingIP: Logged |
firecracker
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posted December 30, 2010 05:55 AM
up 20 minutes and already did 2 dumb things then logged in here and realize made a faux paux last night, batting 1000!sometimes the only way for me to stay out of trouble is not get out of the bed. and dats da truf. my new work out thing really is low impact, but it still makes my heart beat fast and my arms hurt after 5 minutes. i know that is supposed to be normal, but i'm not sure it's safe. IP: Logged |
jwhop
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From: Madeira Beach, FL USA
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posted December 30, 2010 10:30 AM
OK, my contribution to this thread is a chocolate overload.Not too shabby for a poker hand either; 4 Queens!  IP: Logged |
Randall
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From: The Goober Galaxy
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 30, 2010 11:31 AM
Jwhop, does the chocolate melt in your mouth or your hands...or both?------------------
"The stars which shone over Babylon and the stable in Bethlehem still shine as brightly over the Empire State Building and your front yard today. They perform their cycles with the same mathematical precision, and they will continue to affect each thing on earth, including man, as long as the earth exists." Linda Goodman IP: Logged |
AbsintheDragonfly
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From: Gaia
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posted December 30, 2010 12:26 PM
 *thinks Jwhop wants to do that Leo cat cleaning thing with the ladies...* IP: Logged |
jwhop
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posted December 30, 2010 04:48 PM
Well Randall, I'd have to run some scientific tests to know for sure!  IP: Logged |
firecracker
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posted December 30, 2010 05:53 PM
ya'll are sick.
and i love it!IP: Logged |
jwhop
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posted December 31, 2010 11:47 AM
Sick?  Are you sure firecracker?IP: Logged |
Randall
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posted December 31, 2010 12:04 PM
Since they have chocolate in their eyes, would that be a double blind study? Hey, I'm all for supporting scientific research, so have at it, Jdog!------------------
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LEXX
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From: Still out looking for Schrodinger's cat.......& LEXIGRAMMING.♥.. is my Passion!
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posted December 31, 2010 01:15 PM
jwhop & Randall LOL!IP: Logged |
jwhop
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posted December 31, 2010 01:36 PM
"Since they have chocolate in their eyes, would that be a double blind study?"Spoken like a true scientist and what wonderful phraseology Randall. Now, it's time to convince them to donate their chocolate covered bodies to a critical scientific study. LEXX, are you into scientific discovery too? IP: Logged |
juniperb
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From: Blue Star Kachina
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 31, 2010 01:44 PM
pffftt gotta be a man thing ------------------
What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world is immortal"~ - George Eliot IP: Logged |
LEXX
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From: Still out looking for Schrodinger's cat.......& LEXIGRAMMING.♥.. is my Passion!
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posted December 31, 2010 02:05 PM
jwhop quote:
LEXX, are you into scientific discovery too?
LOL!
I have been known to be covered during wrestling matches/tug of war competitions;
in chocolate and or whipped cream, or Wesson Oil.
Or in pools of semi set jello!
Much crazy fun!  PS.Those ladies did not use enough chocolate syrup in my opinion!
Before licking the chocolate off, must add whipped cream and cherries! IP: Logged |
StarrofVenusGirl
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From: Down the Rabbit Hole
Registered: Jun 2009
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posted December 31, 2010 04:55 PM
Hmmmm. We are not amused at the idea of chocolate syrup seeping into our nether regions. Seems like a YI waiting to happen. Practical and hygenic...I think my V is showing. IP: Logged |
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