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charmainec
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posted February 20, 2012 05:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for charmainec     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Juni

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juniperb
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posted February 20, 2012 08:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ladies, I like your perspectives

Poop is here to stay...
but it don`t have to ruin your day!

Glad to see you have the paper and shovel to take it from smelly nose yuck to working material

No poop is so deep or so smelly that one can`t find that proverbial rose in it.

Kudos ladies, you are official members of the Poop Affirmative`s Club


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juniperb
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posted February 20, 2012 08:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
anon, T, teasel Charm ,

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posted February 20, 2012 08:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anongrl10     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Kudos ladies, you are official members of the Poop Affirmative`s Club

One Club I'm actually proud to be a member of!

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posted February 20, 2012 09:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for hippichick     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Juni, you are a godsend!!!

Last Friday I had a most horrible day, lest having to drive around in pouring rain all day (but in the Texas drought the worst ever, I am NOT complaining, just dont like driving in it )

All kinds of things not going well, walls, obstacles, everywhere!

My very Virgo b-friend tells me "put on the big girl pants and put a smile on..."

Really? I told him my big girl pants are on always, I am not an actor, therefore I can not be FAKE, and I AM ENTITLED to a bad day and a bad mood produced from such!!!

Not to mention crazy hormonal, still out on medical leave from a back injury, waiting for FMLA to be approved.

YES, we are allowed our POOP! I LIKE the poop, cause when it is all over, I am in a better mood than ever!!!

HI Teasel!! I grew up in North Canton!!! Right off Schneider road~~~

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posted February 20, 2012 02:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for T     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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juniperb
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posted February 20, 2012 03:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
MMMmm `schrooms

terri, that sounds like a real meltdown type day

It seems we battle crisis after catastrophe and then one morning we wake up and it all comes pouring down on us like a fat bucket of poop. Meltdown ensues. Sounds so familiar I always wonder how can your world still be turning when mine is drowning in crap ?!

We do grow from these events and they makes us stronger, wiser and more compassionate. It is simply getting through them without letting them soil our attitudes and actions.

Somehow some way, tomorrow the sun shines and we put our "big girl pants" on and venture forth with a kind word and smile

Wasn`t it Erma Bombeck that said "the grass is always greener over the septic tank?

The Poop Affirmative`s Club motto

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posted February 20, 2012 03:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
teasel, Denver needs you and you need him... furface love

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posted February 20, 2012 06:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PixieJane     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sometimes when I get down I remember the really bad times in my life, like when I was an underage teen living on the streets, and it makes me feel better for 2 reasons: one, it reminds me not to take the wonderful things I have now for granted, and two, it gives me confidence that having survived what I have that I can survive what else life throws at me.

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posted February 20, 2012 07:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for RegardesPlatero     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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posted February 20, 2012 10:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PixieJane     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by RegardesPlatero:
just wanted to send well-wishes to everyone dealing with pooh right now

man as a Libra I never thought I'd say *that*

but seriously, hang in there everyone, and take care


Yeah, I prefer to use "roses and thorns" rather than "poo and flowers" but I'm versatile.

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posted February 21, 2012 09:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Rose and thorns sounds too Bon Jovi romantic for the crapolla I`ve been sorting through...
Poop and flowers feels more more raw nature and on target for me.!

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posted February 21, 2012 09:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Yin     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Pooping is VERY good for you. It cleans you out so good things can enter...

Just spiraling on pooping. Carry on.

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posted February 21, 2012 02:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ah! Yin. You encouraged me to spiral and I discovered poop is the same spelled backwards... hmmm, so it is a double whammy

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Yin
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posted February 21, 2012 02:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Yin     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
And if you flip it on its head - it's dood
Same meaning, really.

Or could it be...
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DUDE???

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juniperb
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posted February 22, 2012 10:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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posted February 22, 2012 12:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jesstar     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
wow quite a thread here lol i wasnt going to read it because i never enjoy bathroom talk...expecially at the kitchen table. and poop is a word i never use so anyhow i went for it and clicked on the thread. i got some good laughs .thank you all for being you. i wanted to comment on north canton which was brought up twice or so in this thread . i graduated hoover high in 1990 such a small world . .. and back to the topic of the thread i wanted to add the old saying "dont make mountains out of mole hills " have a nice day everyone ,jesstar

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posted February 22, 2012 04:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Poop is never fun Jesstar but it is a fact of life and best looked right in the eye and stared down

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posted March 01, 2012 10:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for teasel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The good: I saw ultrasound pics of my cousin's new baby today, and I'm really excited for them.

The poop: My sister's fiance is a lot older than her, and he had a mild heart attack sometime before this morning. I have my problems with him, but I never wanted him to be sick.
I knew something like this was going to happen, though. Just with everything going on, I knew that would be next.

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posted March 01, 2012 10:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for teasel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The good: I saw ultrasound pics of my cousin's new baby today, and I'm really excited for them.

The poop: My sister's fiance is a lot older than her, and he had a mild heart attack sometime before this morning. I have my problems with him, but I never wanted him to be sick.
I knew something like this was going to happen, though. Just with everything going on, I knew that would be next.

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posted March 01, 2012 11:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lexxigramer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I met a woman today who actually bags her doggy poop instead of leaving it for people to step in or in their yards when she walks her dog.
I am so disgusted with the dirty dog walkers leaving poop in my yard.
Been trying to think of a booby trap.
Would love to throw their poop back at their faces.
Had neighbors who think it is OK to let their damn mutts use my yard and even doorsteps to poop on.
I have had bad falls (requiring medical care) from slipping on their poop.
I have scooped it and tossed it back into their yards.
Maybe I should toss it in their pools next time.
The dog catcher is an idiot and tells who ratted on them.
Then they have become angry at me,
and vandalize my yard, like pouring gasoline on grass, breaking windows, keying car, dead birds and or poop in mailbox.
We have loose dog and poop laws but they are not enforced.

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posted March 02, 2012 12:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lexxigramer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by teasel:
The good: I saw ultrasound pics of my cousin's new baby today, and I'm really excited for them.

The poop: My sister's fiance is a lot older than her, and he had a mild heart attack sometime before this morning. I have my problems with him, but I never wanted him to be sick.
I knew something like this was going to happen, though. Just with everything going on, I knew that would be next.


Happy about the baby.
Hope your sister's fiance recovers soon completely.

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charmainec
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posted March 02, 2012 01:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for charmainec     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Lexx, when I first read your post, I thought you were going to say she bags her own poop. Lol. Tarty!

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posted March 02, 2012 03:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lexxigramer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by charmainec:
Lexx, when I first read your post, I thought you were going to say she bags her own poop. Lol. Tarty!
LOL!
When I was a kid,
the neighbor kids played a game called Poopie tag.
They dipped a stick in poop(dog, pig, cow, horse, whatever kind handy)
and chased everyone.
Sure made for some very fast running to escape being tagged with the poopie stick!
Farm kids also played dried cow pie toss.
Example here: http://www.forkparty.com/22674/cow-pie-throwing-contest-pics-and-video

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charmainec
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posted March 02, 2012 03:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for charmainec     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ewww Talk about motivation to run. Lol. Don't tell me they would wipe the poop stick on the slower runners.. Makes me think poop worms and parasites Ok, stopping.

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