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jwhop
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From: Madeira Beach, FL USA
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted April 13, 2012 12:17 AM
  
He said to me. A little something to make you smile.He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you? He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said to him .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .... They don't have time. He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened. He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends. He said to me...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said to him. . .. A widow. He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed…Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!
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Lexxigramer
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From: The Etheric Realms.....Still out looking for Schrodinger's cat....
Registered: Feb 2012
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posted April 13, 2012 02:14 AM
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therefore I am immortal
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Ami Anne
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From: Pluto/house next to NickiG
Registered: Sep 2010
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posted April 13, 2012 11:33 AM
Love it Jwop! It shows that humor always has to have truth in it 
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juniperb
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From: Blue Star Kachina
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted April 13, 2012 04:28 PM
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Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. ~Rumi~ IP: Logged |
RegardesPlatero
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From: Storybrooke, Mr. Gold's Shop
Registered: Sep 2011
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posted April 13, 2012 06:05 PM
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posted April 13, 2012 10:40 PM
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love being Aries
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posted April 15, 2012 09:15 AM
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Alma Sun
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From: The East Coast
Registered: Mar 2011
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posted April 15, 2012 01:39 PM
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"The snake which cannot cast its skin has to die. As well the minds which are prevented from changing their opinions; they cease to be mind." — Friedrich Nietzsche IP: Logged |
lalalinda
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From: nevada
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted April 15, 2012 03:30 PM
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ariesdragon
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From: Jupiter
Registered: Jan 2012
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posted April 15, 2012 03:34 PM
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Originally posted by Alma Sun:
I love this!  Alma you got great taste! Xx
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jwhop
Knowflake Posts: 6076
From: Madeira Beach, FL USA
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted April 15, 2012 08:51 PM
My 2 favorites!He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .... They don't have time. He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened. Ladies, are we really this bad?  lalalinda IP: Logged |
Desiring Shadows
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From: UNITED STATES, BABY
Registered: Jan 2012
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posted April 15, 2012 10:12 PM
Very funny. Hahahahhahaahaa!! 
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 "The world was on fire and no one could save me but you. Its strange what desire will make foolish people do. Id never dreamed that Id meet somebody like you. I'd never dreamed that I'd know somebody like you." -wicked game, song
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Ami Anne
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From: Pluto/house next to NickiG
Registered: Sep 2010
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posted April 15, 2012 10:14 PM
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Originally posted by Alma Sun:
GREAT smilie 
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charmainec
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From: Venus next to Randall
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted April 16, 2012 05:26 AM
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Remember, love can conquer the influences of the planets....It can even eliminate karma.
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charmainec
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From: Venus next to Randall
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted April 25, 2012 08:41 AM
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Remember, love can conquer the influences of the planets....It can even eliminate karma.
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