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posted November 25, 2010 06:27 PM            

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If peri was here reading this, she would understand. But unfortunately she left.

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posted November 25, 2010 06:28 PM            

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The Pentabarf is the doctrine of Discordianism. It is as follows:

1. There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.
2. A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System.
3. A Discordian is required to, the first Friday after his illumination, Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Roman Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).
4. A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.
5. A Discordian is Prohibited from Believing What he reads.

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posted November 25, 2010 06:28 PM            

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Eris, the Greek mythological goddess of discord, known in Latin as Discordia, is the deity of Discordianism...

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posted November 25, 2010 06:29 PM            

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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.

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posted November 25, 2010 06:29 PM            

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How many gods do you currently not believe in?

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Discordianism is a religion centered on the idea that chaos is all that there is, and that disorder and order are both illusions that are imposed on chaos. These are referred to, respectively, as the "Eristic" and "Aneristic" illusions. It was founded circa 1958–1959 by Malaclypse the Younger with the publication of its principal text, the Principia Discordia.

There is some division as to whether it should be regarded as a parody religion, and if so to what degree.[1] It has been called "Zen for roundeyes", based on similarities with absurdist interpretations of the Rinzai school. Discordianism recognizes chaos, discord, and dissent as valid and desirable qualities, in contrast with most religions, which idealize harmony and order. Eris, the Greek mythological goddess of discord, known in Latin as Discordia, is the deity of Discordianism.[2]

It is difficult to estimate the number of followers and correctly identify Discordian groups. There is an encouragement to form schisms and cabals.[3][4] Additionally, few adherents hold Discordianism as their only or primary faith.[5]

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posted November 25, 2010 06:32 PM            

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http://discordia.wikia.com/wiki/Discordipedia

Welcome to Discordian Wiki. Enjoy your Alanna.
This is Wiki Discordia, which anyone but Greyface can edit. Dating back to the sneeze of the Great Green Arkleseizure, countless of billions of years, this wiki is older than the collective history of mankind, multiplied by the fourth root of its shoe size.

Herein you will find active learnings on the ways of the goddess Eris and all things chaotic. Discordipedia is much like Wikipedia except in all the ways it's not.

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posted November 25, 2010 06:33 PM            

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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences

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posted November 25, 2010 06:33 PM            

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ya poniatia ne imeyu what the ficle you are govorish now. Ya dumayu nas zacroyut.
Huynia.

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posted November 25, 2010 06:39 PM            

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BTW, in dictatorship countries talking foreign language is equal to freedom of speech.

Expect the ban... girlfriend...

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posted November 25, 2010 07:39 PM            

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I just had so much fun right now

Thanks Abs...

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posted November 25, 2010 09:17 PM            

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OH MAH CEILIN CAT I CANT REMEMBR ANYTHIN FRUM LAST NITE! JUS WAIT, DIS AR TEH GOIN 2 END UP ON YOUTUBE 4 SURE. F&^%ERS.

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posted November 25, 2010 09:18 PM            

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MAH POOR HEAD IZ THROBBIN. I WANTS 2 PRAY 2 TEH PORCELINE CEILIN CAT AN U BRIN CAMERA?!? WUT R U SADISTIC?!?

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posted November 25, 2010 09:58 PM            

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posted November 25, 2010 10:21 PM            

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unmoved when i was on the road we had an in joke...which started with someone asking ...

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A WETHFACAWI BIRD?

no, i never have, says the fall guy...what's it look like?

WELL NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN ONE...CAUSE IT ALWAYS RUNS AROUND IN VERY TALL GRASS AND IT IS VERY SMALL.

so how do you know about this bird?

CAUSE EVERY FEW STEPS IT JUMPS STRAIGHT UP SO IT CAN SEE OVER THE TOP OF THE VERY TALL GRASS, AND SAYS

WETHAFUCAWI? WETHAFUCAWI?

the last two words of the joke became stand in for "someone stupid in the room",.,

sorry, that cat of yours made me do it!

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posted November 25, 2010 10:38 PM            

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My mother told me the "fucawi" joke years ago.

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posted November 25, 2010 10:40 PM            

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well it is old. and not that good in print either, is it? it was the cat's fault, i swear, teasel...and years ago, yes, before many here were even born i would bet.

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posted November 25, 2010 11:52 PM            

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I guess I'm easily amused, because she cracked me up with it. Every so often, one of us brings it up as well.

That cat reminds me a little of a neighbour we had when we first moved to Ohio. He was an alcoholic, was regularly drinking, and would sit outside in the summer, playing his stereo loudly. One night, at close to 11pm, my Dad called out of the window, quietly, "Chuck! Chuck! Please turn the music down!" His voice took on a note of awe, as he looked up into the darkness, and said, Where is that coming from??

My Dad laughed and said, "It's just me, Chuck" and the man was so relieved, that he turned the music down.

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posted November 26, 2010 12:27 AM            

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I'ma jack that joke.

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posted November 26, 2010 01:42 AM            

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Thanks for the laugh teasel. I knew a guy like that!

ps. I don't get the WETHFACAWI BIRD joke.

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posted November 26, 2010 03:35 AM            

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T, they're supposed to be jumping up and down and sounding like they're saying, "Where the f**k are we?"

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posted November 26, 2010 04:38 AM            

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U WANTS KITTEH?

I GOT KITTEH!

MAO!

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posted November 26, 2010 06:50 AM            

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Amanda

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