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Unmoved
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posted November 26, 2010 10:59 AM
  
This thread is hilarity at its finest.  and kat I got it and laughed. It's my first time hearing the joke. Hahaha. Bowing to Eris, and our lady Discordia. Now, I'm off to eat a hotdog.  IP: Logged |
AbsintheDragonfly
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posted November 26, 2010 11:08 AM
Wishing each of you a Blessed Setting Orange, The Aftermath 38, Year of Our Lady of Discord 3176 IP: Logged |
AbsintheDragonfly
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posted November 26, 2010 11:10 AM
help me I've turned into paper...IP: Logged |
AbsintheDragonfly
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posted November 26, 2010 11:10 AM
That's no excuse, and you know it. IP: Logged |
AbsintheDragonfly
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posted November 26, 2010 11:11 AM
"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?" IP: Logged |
AbsintheDragonfly
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posted November 26, 2010 11:12 AM
Be Ye Not Lost Among Precepts of Order...THE BOOK OF UTERUS 1;5 IP: Logged |
AbsintheDragonfly
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posted November 26, 2010 11:12 AM
THE MAGNUM OPIATE OF MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGERPrincipia Discordia OR How I Found Goddess And What I Did To Her When I Found Her Wherein is Explained
Absolutely Everything Worth Knowing
About Absolutely Anything
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AbsintheDragonfly
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posted November 26, 2010 11:13 AM
Some excerpts from an Interview with Malaclypse the Younger by THE GREATER METROPOLITAN YORBA LINDA HERALD-NEWS-SUN-TRIBUNE-JOURNAL-DISPATCH-POST AND SAN FRANCISCO DISCORDIAN SOCIETY CABAL BULLETIN AND INTERGALACTIC REPORT & POPE POOP
=================================GREATER POOP: Are you really serious or what?
MAL-2: Sometimes I take humor seriously. Sometimes I take seriousness humorously. Either way it is irrelevant. GP: Maybe you are just crazy.
M2: Indeed! But do not reject these teaching as false because I am crazy. The reason that I am crazy is because they are true. GP: Is Eris true?
M2: Everything is true.
GP: Even false things?
M2: Even false things are true.
GP: How can that be?
M2: I don't know man, I didn't do it. GP: Why do you deal with so many negatives?
M2: To dissolve them.
GP: Will you develop that point?
M2: No. GP: Is there an essential meaning behind POEE?
M2: There is a Zen Story about a student who asked a Master to explain the meaning of Buddhism. The Master's reply was "Three pounds of flax."
GP: Is that the answer to my question?
M2: No, of course not. That is just illustrative. The answer to your question is FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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AbsintheDragonfly
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posted November 26, 2010 11:17 AM
**** happens. **** happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing. IP: Logged |
AbsintheDragonfly
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posted November 26, 2010 11:17 AM
I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline? IP: Logged |
AbsintheDragonfly
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posted November 26, 2010 11:18 AM
[Insert Poignant Statement Here] IP: Logged |
AbsintheDragonfly
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posted November 26, 2010 11:20 AM
PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA
or
HOW I FOUND GODDESS & WHAT I DID TO HER
WHEN I FOUND HER being a Beginning Introduction to
The Erisian Mysterees WHICH IS MOST INTERESTING -><- as Divinely Revealed to
My High Reverence MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER, KSC
Omnibenevolent Polyfather of Virginity in Gold
and HIGH PRIEST of
THE PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC (POEE) HAIL ERIS! -><- Kallicti -><- ALL HAIL DISCORDIA! Dedicated to The Prettiest One IP: Logged |
AbsintheDragonfly
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posted November 26, 2010 11:21 AM
- JOSHUA NORTON CABAL -
Surrealists, Harlequinists, Absurdists and Zonked ArtistsMelee POEE
is one manifestation of
THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY
about which
you will learn more
and understand
less We
are a tribe
of philosophers, theologians,
magicians, scientists,
artists, clowns,
and similar maniacs
who are intrigued
with
ERIS
GODDESS OF CONFUSION
and with
Her
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AbsintheDragonfly
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posted November 26, 2010 11:21 AM
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AbsintheDragonfly
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posted November 26, 2010 11:22 AM
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AbsintheDragonfly
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posted November 26, 2010 11:24 AM
Can you make a sharp tool out of trash? How do you expect to be CRAZY PREPARED if you can’t?
http://www.geocities.com/knappersanonymous/bottle.html Downsides: -May break. -Easy to do wrong, tricky to do right. -Easy to injure yourself. (Don’t do this at a party after drinking.) Upsides: -Even your failures will be sharp. -Use the debris of the fallen glass towers of man to arm yourself. -Honor forgotten Gods with your adherence to the old ways. -Fun trick for parties. (When sober.)
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Unmoved
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posted November 26, 2010 11:26 AM
OMFG! I've been trying to stifle a laugh because I'm already being rude on my phone amongst company. Now, I'm laughing out loud? I'm completely rude. IP: Logged |
AbsintheDragonfly
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posted November 26, 2010 11:27 AM
What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this? IP: Logged |
AbsintheDragonfly
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posted November 26, 2010 11:28 AM
Holy **** look over there ---> IP: Logged |
Azalaksh
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posted November 26, 2010 11:28 AM
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AbsintheDragonfly
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posted November 26, 2010 11:28 AM
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AbsintheDragonfly
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posted November 26, 2010 11:29 AM
WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence. IP: Logged |
AbsintheDragonfly
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posted November 26, 2010 11:30 AM
THE FIVE COMMANDMENTS (THE PENTABARF)The PENTABARF was discovered by the hermit Apostle Zarathud in the Fifth Year of The Caterpillar. He found them carved in gilded stone, while building a sun deck for his cave, but their import was lost for they were written in a mysterious cypher. However, after 10 weeks & 11 hours of intensive scrutiny he discerned that the message could be read by standing on his head and viewing it upside down. KNOW YE THIS O MAN OF FAITH! I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm. II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System. III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns). IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub. V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads. IT IS SO WRITTEN! SO BE IT. HAIL DISCORDIA! PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED. IP: Logged |
AbsintheDragonfly
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posted November 26, 2010 11:30 AM
Dying can be hazardous to your health. IP: Logged |
AbsintheDragonfly
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posted November 26, 2010 11:30 AM
Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own. IP: Logged |
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