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Carlo
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posted January 29, 2003 11:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Carlo     Edit/Delete Message
Savannah flipped her locks coyly, since of course she is Leo Rising, and Cole just rolled his eyes. Yet secretly he hoped Savannah could pull them out of this soon so he could get back home to his Playstation.

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N_wEvil
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posted January 29, 2003 11:58 AM           Edit/Delete Message
But Zeus' ogling was severely curtailed when Hera, first among Godesses caught her spouses' eyes straying where they shouldn't have been.

A Sharp slap later and Zeus mumbled an apology before going off to start a thunderstorm in North Korea...

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Oxychick
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posted January 29, 2003 12:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Oxychick     Edit/Delete Message
But, as Hera's jealousy and spitefullness is well known, she was determined to once again destroy yet another object of Zeus' desire. As she turned her menacing eyes towards Savannah, Hera whispered "I'll show her..."

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N_wEvil
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posted January 29, 2003 12:41 PM           Edit/Delete Message
but Athena, greek Goddess of wisdom who had been hiding behind an enlarged pineapple at the time had seen the whole exchange and resolved to help the blissfully ignorant Savannah....

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Oxychick
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posted January 29, 2003 12:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Oxychick     Edit/Delete Message
Just then, before Athena could act, Hera swiftly transformed Savannah into....

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N_wEvil
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posted January 29, 2003 01:23 PM           Edit/Delete Message
a giant armoured war chicken™ (just...dont ask)

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theFajita
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posted January 30, 2003 07:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for theFajita     Edit/Delete Message
The only armoured war chicken to have 3 nipples in the presence of a ripe oversized pineapple!

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Oxychick
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posted January 30, 2003 09:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Oxychick     Edit/Delete Message
"Savannah!" Cole cried in horror.

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theFajita
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posted January 31, 2003 01:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for theFajita     Edit/Delete Message
He had soiled himself

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Carlo
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posted January 31, 2003 03:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Carlo     Edit/Delete Message
Savannah narrowed her Airy eyes and spat, "You'd better come with it Chicken Goddess, because Athena and your Old Man will protect us!"

Pan scratched his head and threw a dryad over his knee, and was set for the show.

"She does this more often than I'd like to admit," Zeus grumbled, in obvious chagrin.

"Cluck cluck, I'll get you my little pretty Libra, and you're little dog Cole too! And my rotten husband gets nothing tonight except lots more pecking! Prepare to be chickenfeed, Missy! Cluck!!!"

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N_wEvil
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posted January 31, 2003 09:34 AM           Edit/Delete Message
Cole jumped on Savannah's armoured feather back, brandishing a plastic imitation sword he hoped looked real and searched around for what passes as ears on a chicken.

Leaning towards her head he whisphered "go peck her brains out!!"

Savannah rolled her eyes and told him to stop talking into her nostrils before clucking loudly at Hera.

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taj
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posted January 31, 2003 09:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for taj     Edit/Delete Message
Oh!... Oh, but what of Pan?

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Oxychick
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posted February 02, 2003 10:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Oxychick     Edit/Delete Message
"Oh my goodness, Pan!" Savannah cried.

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Quinnie
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posted February 04, 2003 11:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Quinnie     Edit/Delete Message
"Do u know what day it is Cole?"

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Quinnie
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posted February 04, 2003 11:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Quinnie     Edit/Delete Message
"It's Pan's birthday!"

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Oxychick
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posted February 04, 2003 01:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Oxychick     Edit/Delete Message
"Funny, Pan never did strike me as an Aquarius"

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theFajita
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posted February 04, 2003 10:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for theFajita     Edit/Delete Message

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MindReader
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posted February 08, 2003 09:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MindReader     Edit/Delete Message
Pan,,,an Aquarius...I really would have thought he was a Capricorn.

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Quinnie
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posted February 09, 2003 01:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Quinnie     Edit/Delete Message
ooops I guess The chicken suit has got to my head, sorry it's his 'unbirthday' everyone!

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Carlo
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posted July 27, 2003 02:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Carlo     Edit/Delete Message
"Okay, sweetheart, enough with the chicken routine, I think everyone was somewhat amused," Cole assured his rabid chicken lady, as Savannah soon shrank back to her previous size, regaining her lovely Libran form to the mild applause of the others.

"Savannah, you are so beautiful, I love you very much...tell me darling that you will stay with me and not run off with that fuzzy goat creature. I mean, I suppose I could grow a goatee, if you like...", Cole sighed. "Either way, I do think that we should be teleporting along, hmmm? I believe we've an oracle to consult, and perhaps we shall even intercept Lady Croft before she is fool enough to open that bloody box...let's go, dear."

And with that, he grabbed his dizzy Air girl by the arm, snapped his fingers, and the two were gone, leaving the Olympians scratching their heads for days...

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hrj777
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posted July 27, 2003 04:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for hrj777     Edit/Delete Message
Savannah was awakened by a sharp pain in her left side. As she struggled to open her eyes, she held back a scream as she saw the hideous face of the creature who stood above her, prodding her with what appeared to be a spear.

Catching her breath, she scrambled to her feet. Panic set in as she realized that Cole was nowhere in sight ...

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N_wEvil
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posted July 27, 2003 09:32 AM           Edit/Delete Message
...and then burst out laughing as she realised the "hideous creature" was, in fact, Tony Blair in a party mask, although for some reason he was only 4'3".....

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lioneye68
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posted July 27, 2003 12:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lioneye68     Edit/Delete Message
She jumped up quickly, brushing him aside with mild annoyance, and ran into the bathroom slamming the door behind her.

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Carlo
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posted July 27, 2003 01:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Carlo     Edit/Delete Message
"What a damned fool I am to be mixing with a Leo Rising...it's always me, me, me...", Cole thought to himself. "Well, I guess it could be worse...she could have no nipples..."

Cole was seated next to Dr. Evil, and they were peering into a crystal ball. The mad doctor giggled, well, madly, more because of his amusement with his latest creation, mini-Blair.

"Cole, my friend, what should we make next to torture her? Sharks with frikkin laser beams on their head, perhaps in the bathtub?"

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N_wEvil
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posted July 27, 2003 02:26 PM           Edit/Delete Message
'No, ill just make to with a transformer and the plug socket, thankyou' he replied with an evil wink

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