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matty
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posted August 13, 2003 03:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for matty     Edit/Delete Message
snuassages.

Obvioulsy I am new to this add multi words...wow.....ok, let me try a new sentence and see if I get it.....

One fine day, in Sumeria, soothsayers

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N_wEvil
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posted August 13, 2003 03:21 PM           Edit/Delete Message
.. because the manager wasn't tech-savvy and still used monochrome monitors, the pizza was grey when it arrived!!!!

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1scorp
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posted August 13, 2003 03:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 1scorp     Edit/Delete Message
I won't even begin to tell you what I've done to your drug supplies! ; )

Did someone say pizza? All this world domination has worked up quite an appetite. But! I won't eat! Can't be too careful

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posted August 13, 2003 03:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Oxychick     Edit/Delete Message
oh, but those mushrooms do look delicious...

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N_wEvil
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posted August 13, 2003 03:36 PM           Edit/Delete Message
(until you're babysitting two whacked 18yr olds at 3am on a sunday morning..ech)

...said Cole, eyeing a squirrel.

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matty
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posted August 13, 2003 03:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for matty     Edit/Delete Message
so, i'll try some, and this lovely rye plant over here, has some funny looking mold on it too, hey, When In Rome...

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posted August 13, 2003 03:42 PM           Edit/Delete Message
....get drunk?

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matty
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posted August 13, 2003 03:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for matty     Edit/Delete Message
Or another Idea while in Rome, build a time machine so that

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1scorp
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posted August 13, 2003 03:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 1scorp     Edit/Delete Message
Time machine? Ahh.. yes. Go on my dear friends... step into that time machine

I'm kidding... I'll leave y'all alone! This could go on and on. I just couldn't resist.

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Drea
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posted August 13, 2003 06:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Drea     Edit/Delete Message
Ahhh says cole!!!! I just learned how to make magic mushrooms!

After innoculating the culture jars with a spore syringe.....

He opens the terarium and finds hundreds upon hundred of little fungi, that kinda look like a bunch of penis's.

"My plan is almost complete.... !!"

Muhahahahahahahahaha

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matty
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posted August 14, 2003 10:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for matty     Edit/Delete Message
So, this Plan I was talking about....muhahahhahaha...goes a little like this:

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Lunargirl
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posted August 14, 2003 01:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lunargirl     Edit/Delete Message
...one fine day, very soon, in Sumeria," Cole begins, "soothsayers will start speaking in tongues, and CNN will cover it live. That's the first diversionary tactic."

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ally
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posted August 14, 2003 01:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ally     Edit/Delete Message
"I'll eat these magic mushrooms", Cole says while chewing them.

" Mmmm....these are pretty go-*cough* good. I think I'll eat another . . .and another . ." *cough,cough,gag,sneeze,cough*

What cole didn't know is that his magic mushrooms were actually poisonous do to his lack of magic-knowledge,so, Cole dies from eating the "magic" mushrooms.

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posted August 14, 2003 02:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lioneye68     Edit/Delete Message
"Aaaaaaaakkk!! It's the Grim Reaper again...RUN!!!...or give her some acid...she likes that", said Cole between barf waves, which, fortunenately saved his insane arse.
Savanah just happened to have a spare hit in her pocket, which she dug out and popped into Grim's mouth while she was laughing her wide mouthed evil laugh....

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ally
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posted August 14, 2003 06:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ally     Edit/Delete Message
Grim spits it out,and then pulls out a hatchet from her pocket and whacks off savannah (who has died permanently TWICE) and cole's (who has ALREADY DIED) heads. Grim buries them and everyone says goodbye.

"Goodbye Savannah and Cole, time for another story line."

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posted August 14, 2003 06:53 PM           Edit/Delete Message
whacks off ????


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ally
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posted August 14, 2003 07:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ally     Edit/Delete Message
whacks off = chops off

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posted August 14, 2003 07:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lioneye68     Edit/Delete Message

"Whew!! What a weird nightmare that was", Cole said, as he rubbed the sleep out of his eyes. "Hmm?" Savannah mumbled, still half asleep beside him...

(they're like the inflateable Bozo punching bags...no matter how many times you knock them down, they get back up)

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ally
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posted August 14, 2003 07:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ally     Edit/Delete Message
The grim reaper does away with cole and savannah ONCE AND FOR ALL just after cole says," Whew, what a nightmare that was . . ."

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posted August 14, 2003 07:44 PM           Edit/Delete Message
Just as the sythe arced towards Coles' neck he thought hang on a second.. isnt this the manifestation of a conceptual entity?

And as if by magic the fearsome reaper faded into the sunlight as the mind energy they were both focusing on its' existance faltered and resumed a more natural flow.

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posted August 14, 2003 10:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lunargirl     Edit/Delete Message
Suddenly a novel thought occurred to All:

...it's possible to have more than one story arc, that allows Savannah and Cole to live, yet begins another story altogether -- both of which will eventually collide together!

Lunargirl (tired of having to resurrect her heroes from various forms of death)

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ally
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posted August 15, 2003 04:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ally     Edit/Delete Message

(Well,this is crummy because no one's following what I write, and I'm going to keep killing cole and savannah because I'm sick of this story line)


Ally send's a hit-man to do away with cole and savannah. Now they're dead and the story is now focused on their neighbors:Karinna and Jason Smith.

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lioneye68
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posted August 15, 2003 04:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lioneye68     Edit/Delete Message
Who tragically die in a car accident that same day.

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posted August 15, 2003 05:07 PM           Edit/Delete Message
meanwhile in another quantum valley, Cole and Savannah were spacing out on their couches.


Karinna and Jason just happened to be strolling along the beach, however when....

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ally
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posted August 15, 2003 05:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ally     Edit/Delete Message
When they decided to hunt down cole and savannah. So,they did. Now they're gone. Mwahahahahhaha

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