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Peri Knowflake Posts: 1848 From: 49N35 34E34 Registered: Apr 2009	posted October 07, 2005 03:46 AM ZODIAC COMPUTER VIRUSES The ARIES virus reconfigures other computers so that your computer gets to download files and images first! The TAURUS virus backs up all your information on your hard drive without allowing you to delete anything, ever. The GEMINI virus starts a new search every two minutes for great gossip, while it visits chat rooms, plays internet games, interfaces with your fax and cell phone, runs the printer and keeps track of your appointments all at the same time! The CANCER virus constantly alerts you with recipes, home decorating ideas, gardening tips,and urgent messages from your mother. The LEO virus downloads the MGM lion on your screensaver that roars every time you boot your machine. The VIRGO virus eliminates files and programs that you haven't used in a month and it creates and updates information that can be retrieved alphabetically, numerically, by the file name, subject, size,author's name, date, key words.... The LIBRA virus asks you indefinately if you're sure that you want to turn your computer on, turn it off, delete information or save information, continue on or stay where you are.... The SCORPIO virus automatically installs all the latest stuff you'd REALLY rather not know about from the deepest unsavory depths of the internet. The SAGITTARIUS virus happily surfs the internet updating and installing information about travel adventures and foreign cultures. The CAPRICORN virus will continually update you with current events, weather conditions, traffic information, and financial news---and you will learn to like it! The AQUARIUS virus will randomly re-alphabetize your address list. It will also go into all of your files and spruce up your font colors. The PISCES virus gives you constant horoscope and metaphysical updates. Then it shuts itself down.... IP: Logged
SunChild unregistered	posted October 07, 2005 04:03 AM HAHAHA!!! ------------------ "...and dreams, don't ever forget, are the first step in manifesting wishes into reality" -Linda Goodman IP: Logged
aqua Newflake Posts: 0 From: Registered: Oct 2009	posted October 07, 2005 08:38 AM good one!! IP: Logged
WaterNymph unregistered	posted October 07, 2005 10:36 AM I’ll take the Aries & Virgo virus please IP: Logged
AcousticGod Knowflake Posts: 8642 From: Dublin, CA Registered: Apr 2009	posted October 07, 2005 12:16 PM Nice! IP: Logged
Yang unregistered	posted October 07, 2005 02:31 PM IP: Logged
future_uncertain Knowflake Posts: 269 From: Registered: May 2009	posted October 07, 2005 04:29 PM Love the libra and pisces ones! These are funny! IP: Logged
The Mutable Night Force Knowflake Posts: 124 From: England Registered: Oct 2009	posted October 08, 2005 11:44 AM LOL IP: Logged
Peri Knowflake Posts: 1848 From: 49N35 34E34 Registered: Apr 2009	posted July 23, 2009 10:21 AM bump IP: Logged
PeaceAngel Knowflake Posts: 4313 From: Registered: Apr 2009	posted July 24, 2009 04:30 AM Taurus virus in particular. The Gemini virus sounds like me on a typical day in front of the computer. IP: Logged
Randall Webmaster Posts: 46024 From: Saturn next to Charmainec Registered: Apr 2009	posted July 25, 2009 03:39 PM LMAO! ------------------ "Fortune favors the bold." Erasmus IP: Logged
charmainec Moderator Posts: 8696 From: Venus next to Randall Registered: Apr 2009	posted July 03, 2012 09:22 AM ------------------ quote: Remember, love can conquer the influences of the planets....It can even eliminate karma. Linda Goodman IP: Logged
Randall Webmaster Posts: 46024 From: Saturn next to Charmainec Registered: Apr 2009	posted July 04, 2012 12:28 PM ------------------ "Never mentally imagine for another that which you would not want to experience for yourself, since the mental image you send out inevitably comes back to you." Rebecca Clark IP: Logged
Desiring Shadows Moderator Posts: 2469 From: UNITED STATES, BABY Registered: Jan 2012	posted July 05, 2012 03:26 AM Sagittarius virus , you don't belong.. rofl IP: Logged
Randall Webmaster Posts: 46024 From: Saturn next to Charmainec Registered: Apr 2009	posted July 06, 2012 11:46 AM Capricorn--you will learn to like it! ------------------ "Never mentally imagine for another that which you would not want to experience for yourself, since the mental image you send out inevitably comes back to you." Rebecca Clark IP: Logged
Randall Webmaster Posts: 46024 From: Saturn next to Charmainec Registered: Apr 2009	posted August 07, 2012 12:14 PM ------------------ "Never mentally imagine for another that which you would not want to experience for yourself, since the mental image you send out inevitably comes back to you." Rebecca Clark IP: Logged
Alma Sun Moderator Posts: 2225 From: The East Coast Registered: Mar 2011	posted August 16, 2012 09:48 PM Wouldn't mind the Aries virus. The Libra one would drive me mad. ------------------ "The snake which cannot cast its skin has to die. As well the minds which are prevented from changing their opinions; they cease to be mind." --- Friedrich Nietzsche IP: Logged
Randall Webmaster Posts: 46024 From: Saturn next to Charmainec Registered: Apr 2009	posted October 05, 2012 12:36 PM ------------------ "Never mentally imagine for another that which you would not want to experience for yourself, since the mental image you send out inevitably comes back to you." Rebecca Clark IP: Logged
Randall Webmaster Posts: 46024 From: Saturn next to Charmainec Registered: Apr 2009	posted October 28, 2012 02:49 PM They're all funny. ------------------ "Never mentally imagine for another that which you would not want to experience for yourself, since the mental image you send out inevitably comes back to you." Rebecca Clark IP: Logged
charmainec Moderator Posts: 8696 From: Venus next to Randall Registered: Apr 2009	posted January 31, 2013 05:49 AM at Pisces. ------------------ quote: Remember, love can conquer the influences of the planets....It can even eliminate karma. Linda Goodman IP: Logged
Randall Webmaster Posts: 46024 From: Saturn next to Charmainec Registered: Apr 2009	posted February 01, 2013 07:36 AM Virgo! ------------------ "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." Charles Schultz IP: Logged
Randall Webmaster Posts: 46024 From: Saturn next to Charmainec Registered: Apr 2009	posted February 02, 2013 09:28 AM And Leo! ------------------ "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." Charles Schultz IP: Logged
Randall Webmaster Posts: 46024 From: Saturn next to Charmainec Registered: Apr 2009	posted February 03, 2013 08:56 AM The Gemini one sounds like a great virus to have! Sign me up! Errr...I mean...infect me! ------------------ "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." Charles Schultz IP: Logged
Randall Webmaster Posts: 46024 From: Saturn next to Charmainec Registered: Apr 2009	posted March 01, 2013 10:58 AM Yums to the Cancer one. IP: Logged
astrofan Knowflake Posts: 50 From: Earth Registered: Jan 2014	posted January 19, 2014 04:07 AM quote: Originally posted by Peri: ZODIAC COMPUTER VIRUSES The [b]ARIES virus reconfigures other computers so that your computer gets to download files and images first! The TAURUS virus backs up all your information on your hard drive without allowing you to delete anything, ever. The GEMINI virus starts a new search every two minutes for great gossip, while it visits chat rooms, plays internet games, interfaces with your fax and cell phone, runs the printer and keeps track of your appointments all at the same time! The CANCER virus constantly alerts you with recipes, home decorating ideas, gardening tips,and urgent messages from your mother. The LEO virus downloads the MGM lion on your screensaver that roars every time you boot your machine. The VIRGO virus eliminates files and programs that you haven't used in a month and it creates and updates information that can be retrieved alphabetically, numerically, by the file name, subject, size,author's name, date, key words.... The LIBRA virus asks you indefinately if you're sure that you want to turn your computer on, turn it off, delete information or save information, continue on or stay where you are.... The SCORPIO virus automatically installs all the latest stuff you'd REALLY rather not know about from the deepest unsavory depths of the internet. The SAGITTARIUS virus happily surfs the internet updating and installing information about travel adventures and foreign cultures. The CAPRICORN virus will continually update you with current events, weather conditions, traffic information, and financial news---and you will learn to like it! The AQUARIUS virus will randomly re-alphabetize your address list. It will also go into all of your files and spruce up your font colors. The PISCES virus gives you constant horoscope and metaphysical updates. Then it shuts itself down....[/B] LOL especially the Pisces Libra and Cancer ------------------ old ID astrofan123 Leo sun Scorpio rising IP: Logged

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