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Topic: I'm so horny!
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ListensToTrees
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From: Infinity
Registered: Jul 2005
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posted December 18, 2007 06:33 PM
 
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ListensToTrees
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From: Infinity
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posted December 18, 2007 06:37 PM
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pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted December 18, 2007 11:39 PM
awwwwwwwwwwww me so horny
oooh ohhh me so horny
awwwwwwwww me so horny
me love you long time.Now replace the former words with their new lyrics, as described below.. it should do the trick for you; awwwwwwwwwwww me so hungry
oooh ohhh me so hungry
awwwwwwwwwwww me so hungry
me eat beans long time. This is what I sing to my baby son when I feed him with mashed green things from an itty bitty spoon!
Sometimes, for extra titillation, I'll sing it while breastfeeding, and replace it with 'me eat boobs long time' I hope that helped replace the ache with benign images.
Alternatively, there is masturbation; just saying. IP: Logged |
fayte.m
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From: Still out looking for Schrödinger's cat. fayte1954@hotmail.com
Registered: Mar 2005
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posted December 18, 2007 11:43 PM
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LovelyOne
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From: Murray, UT USA
Registered: Nov 2007
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posted December 19, 2007 01:16 AM
Did you tape your kids being born? If so watch one..that should do the trick lol!I don't wanna seem out of line but there are....toys <tee hee> IP: Logged |
aquaspryt69
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From: Arizona
Registered: Feb 2004
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posted December 19, 2007 05:40 AM
LOL I'll just leave this subject alone.
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ListensToTrees
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From: Infinity
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posted December 19, 2007 11:44 AM
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Mannu
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Registered: Mar 2006
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posted December 19, 2007 10:31 PM
Perhaps these will give you peace.Enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZXPINyb7ds&rel=1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK2hz_tbxRU&rel=1 http://www.youtube.com/v/SKYQmncM5lc&rel=1 IP: Logged |
BlueRoamer
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From: Calm Blue Ocean, Calm Blue Ocean
Registered: Jun 2003
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posted December 20, 2007 01:23 AM
you are?Come over here baby IP: Logged |
ListensToTrees
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From: Infinity
Registered: Jul 2005
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posted December 20, 2007 08:00 AM
Mannu, that is so funny. The first link didn't even work- I don't know what it was that was so shocking it had to be taken down!  As for the others- all I can say is watching them had on me the opposite effect as what others may expect! LOL
If I ever need something to calm down my libido for a while- that's what I need to do- think of those shallow, male bimbos on the beach! I admit I feel horny a lot of the time- terribly since I've been celibate- however the only thing that can really turn me on is the thought of being with someone I truly love, someone with wonderful inner beauty as well as the extra "chemistry" thing. I do have someone like that, but I don't know where it will lead yet as it's long-distance so we have to wait a while to meet. Maybe the thought of it is driving me crazy right now. I feel like a lunatic!  I must learn to handle celibacy better than this! But yeah, Mannu I can watch those videos- that will help put out the fire somewhat! I don't really like looking at people on TV.....unless of course it's Johnny Depp.....or Jim Morrison.
BR.....LOL 
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Mannu
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posted December 20, 2007 10:06 AM
>>> I don't know what it was that was so shocking it had to be taken downNo, nothings shocking. I mean is nudity shocking? Perhaps I am more accepting because  ascendant LOL
You have to confirm you are more than 18 I think. They are real life french rugby players doing a photo shoot for a calendar once every year to attract more spectators I thought it was a nice concept and unique in the sense unlike any that I have seen in any other countries. No illusions or fantasies just, as is.
Better than sex, definitely.
I thought of you on that regard  LOL
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ListensToTrees
Knowflake Posts: 3844
From: Infinity
Registered: Jul 2005
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posted December 20, 2007 10:14 AM
Those rugby players, better than sex? What can be better than sex? The only thing I know of that comes close or could equal....is music and singing. IP: Logged |
Mannu
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posted December 20, 2007 10:17 AM
Hahaha...Nudity can be aesthetic too don't you think?
Isn't that art? Never mind. IP: Logged |
Mannu
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posted December 20, 2007 10:18 AM
>>>The only thing I know of that comes close or could equal....is music and singingHow about chocolate?
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ListensToTrees
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From: Infinity
Registered: Jul 2005
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posted December 20, 2007 12:11 PM
I like chocolate.....but definitely not so much. IP: Logged |
ListensToTrees
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From: Infinity
Registered: Jul 2005
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posted December 20, 2007 12:12 PM
I'm not so fond of "macho" men either.....a few muscles are ok though.IP: Logged |
ListensToTrees
Knowflake Posts: 3844
From: Infinity
Registered: Jul 2005
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posted December 20, 2007 12:17 PM
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ListensToTrees
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From: Infinity
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posted December 20, 2007 12:22 PM
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pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted December 21, 2007 01:50 AM
What did you have to go and do that for? It's too late to rustle me up some booty. Now I shall have to sing my song.
It works, I go like a week or more sometimes, without sex!
It might be the whole busy with clingy baby thing though... but we'll blame the song. IP: Logged |
ListensToTrees
Knowflake Posts: 3844
From: Infinity
Registered: Jul 2005
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posted December 21, 2007 03:16 AM
Being a mum can sure make one tired....but aside from that, it hasn't changed anything....there. IP: Logged |
heart cakes
Knowflake Posts: 1001
From: canada
Registered: Sep 2007
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posted December 21, 2007 03:21 AM
hey at least you ladies have your lovermen to play with!!i am going through a weird thing where i am way more horny than i've ever been but i don't like to masturbate (long story, or reason, and too personal to go into).. i am finding it is a really weird horniness that sort of travels through my whole body including my heart especially. i really like it and am actually savoring it even though it can be really overwhelming and frustrating too! all i can think of to make it better at those times is that it is energy and it is important and that when i do get to be with my loverman again it is gonna be.. well.. UMMMM.. pretty satisfying, to say the least! IP: Logged |
ListensToTrees
Knowflake Posts: 3844
From: Infinity
Registered: Jul 2005
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posted December 21, 2007 07:45 AM
I agree- "horniness" should travel through one's heart....it should travel through all areas.....and out through the top of the head in a blast of light.......  IP: Logged |
Heart--Shaped Cross
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From: 11/6/78 11:38am Boston, MA
Registered: Aug 2004
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posted December 23, 2007 02:12 PM
I like to eat in fancy restaurants,
lobster with drawn butter to start....But pizza is still yummy too. Making love in a reverent attitude,
mystical light bursting through,
from the lower to higher chakras,
erupting like a geyser out the top of my head,
falling around us like a shower of sparks,
both of us coming simultaneously,
perfectly synchronized grace,
transcending our individuality
in an immaculate fusion of lust and love -
now thats a meal! But a good f***, when you crave it, -
something you dont have to wait for,
something to just sink your teeth into,
messy and sloppy and rough and free... Thats nothing to scoff at. "Variety is the spice of life."
~ some smaahht dude Even ambrosia loses its savor,
night after night. The divine muse intoxicates us
because she is elusive and unknown.
She ceases to inspire the deepest desire
whenever she is fully possessed.
You cant wake up next to a dream. But you learn to find beautiful
the real woman who is also your friend,
night after night, day after day.
You find reality, even imperfection, inspiring. But, unless you can see the beauty in a f***,
I doubt you can learn to make love. Making love is spontaneous.
It rises up out of the inconspicuous.
Rigid expectations of pure bliss stiffle it. Heaven begins on earth.
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Heart--Shaped Cross
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From: 11/6/78 11:38am Boston, MA
Registered: Aug 2004
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posted December 23, 2007 02:19 PM
"The chilling care comes next.
Your love's not around, for a change?
But still her image is,
And her sweet name echoes in your ears.
But we ought to flee these shadows and scare off
The food of love, and turn our thoughts to another--
Shooting the juice into any available body,
Not holding it all in for a single lover,
Saving up for ourselves sure pain and sorrow.
If you feed the sore it'll put down roots and fester,
And blister over and drive you mad with trouble--
Better write off the old wounds with new business,
Stroll after a stree-strolling trollop and cure yourself,
Shift your thoughts to another while you still can!"~ Lucretius
'On The Nature of Things' IP: Logged |
writesomething
Moderator Posts: 1313
From: meet me in montauk
Registered: May 2006
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posted December 23, 2007 02:28 PM
sex is such a strange idea when you think about it.IP: Logged |
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