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Randall
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posted November 19, 2013 09:58 AM
  
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NoRainNoRainbows
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posted November 19, 2013 03:47 PM
^heh, it's not her fault your a quitter lolnow watch how un-quitting is done, regardless of how insanely silly we'll looklol.... ahem, am i to understand that the word brilliant is a hint to this unsolvable puzzle, given the variety of different textures and colours well if we had them on this forum it has been repeated with? and are we are to understand that ae with something in the middle is what we are looking for? ^_^? IP: Logged |
Lexxigramer
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posted November 20, 2013 12:26 AM
quote:
Originally posted by NoRainNoRainbows:
^heh, it's not her fault your a quitter lolnow watch how un-quitting is done, regardless of how insanely silly we'll looklol.... ahem, am i to understand that the word brilliant is a hint to this unsolvable puzzle, given the variety of different textures and colours
The puzzle is amazingly simple and easy to solve. You do not need to find any words. And the word brilliant is not in it. Additionally the colors mean nothing.
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Originally posted by NoRainNoRainbows:well if we had them on this forum it has been repeated with?and are we are to understand that ae with something in the middle is what we are looking for? ^_^?
ae with something in the middle? Totally wrong! I am utterly amazed that folks find this so hard. 
I will say it again as a hint.
I am brilliant,
so this test was easy to pass and I did not have to come up with any words beginning with a and ending with e.
but
I am also NOT briliant,
so this test was easy to pass and I did not have to come up with any words beginning with a and ending with e.
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NoRainNoRainbows
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posted November 20, 2013 03:22 AM
so brilliant has nothing to do with it lol?simply any word that starts with a...and any other word that ends with e....as i'm not brilliant but in any case i do better when i don't bother  IP: Logged |
Lexxigramer
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posted November 20, 2013 06:09 AM
quote:
Originally posted by NoRainNoRainbows:
so brilliant has nothing to do with it lol?simply any word that starts with a...and any other word that ends with e....as i'm not brilliant but in any case i do better when i don't bother
You have failed yet again due to not paying attention to details and the numerous hints I have given.
No, the word brilliant is not even used anywhere in the test.
And no, none of the words starting with a and ending with e are the answer.
And not bothering is not the answer.
The why you do not need to come up with words is the answer.
Paying attention to details matters here.
Why is it that you have totally ignored the details of the test and my copious hints given? 
One more time.
Sigh
I am brilliant,
so this test was easy to pass and I did not have to come up with any words beginning with a and ending with e.
but
I am also NOT briliant,
so this test was easy to pass and I did not have to come up with any words beginning with a and ending with e.IP: Logged |
NoRainNoRainbows
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posted November 20, 2013 06:16 AM
^
lol "you have failed!" you sound so serious you know?
well the hints in are in cryptic to me...so randomly:
all i'm getting now is there are no words for the answer O_o IP: Logged |
NoRainNoRainbows
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posted November 20, 2013 06:21 AM
^ btw this doesn't by any chance have anything to do with how brilliant is spelt briliant in the original thing
*nevermind given how i can make a living out of mis-pelling words it looked 'right' to me so far heh!
OT...i saw a picture of you somewhere here when u were in your 30's and HOLY COW! i don't think the other girls near you stood a chance if you entered a room!
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Lexxigramer
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posted November 20, 2013 06:27 AM
quote:
Originally posted by NoRainNoRainbows:
^
lol "you have failed!" you sound so serious you know?
well the hints in are in cryptic to me...so randomly:
all i'm getting now is there are no words for the answer O_o
What is wrong with being serious?
If you did not seem like a nice person I might think you were baiting me and playing a head game on me, pretending to not get it and messing with me.
But I know you are not like that;
but..........
Sigh............
I am becoming frustrated with this thread.
I posted the test because I though folks might find it fun and get a good laugh out of it once they found the answer.
This was supposed to be fun.
But it has become depressingly disappointing. 
I am just bewildered that you keep going on and on and not paying attention it seems.
How can my hints be that cryptic?
Is English not your first language?
And not being mean here but do you bother to pay any attention to details?
Like spelling correctly for example?
Sigh.
Thanks for "playing"
but seriously this has become quite tiresome and no longer any fun.
I do not have time to keep devoting and wasting my precious time to this one.
If you do figure it out or get the answer given to you;
do not post it in case others many want to play.
Also;
Randal knows the answer and he can tell you by e-mail since you did not ask me yet.
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NoRainNoRainbows
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posted November 20, 2013 06:32 AM
quote:
Originally posted by NoRainNoRainbows:
^
lol "you have failed!" you sound so serious you know?
well the hints in are in cryptic to me...so randomly:
all i'm getting now is there are no words for the answer O_o
quote:
Originally posted by Lexigramer:
What is wrong with being serious?
If you did not seem like a nice person I might think you were baiting me and playing a head game on me, pretending to not get it and messing with me.
But I know you are not like that;
but..........
Sigh............
I am becoming frustrated with this thread.
I posted the test because I though folks might find it fun and get a good laugh out of it once they found the answer.
This was supposed to be fun.
But it has become depressingly disappointing.
I am just bewildered that you keep going on and on and not paying attention it seems.
How can my hints be that cryptic?
Is English not your first language?
And not being mean here but do you bother to pay any attention to details?
Like spelling correctly for example?
Sigh.
Thanks for "playing"
but seriously this has become quite tiresome and no longer any fun.
I do not have time to keep devoting and wasting my precious time to this one.
If you do figure it out or get the answer given to you;
do not post it in case others many want to play.
Also;
Randal knows the answer and he can tell you by e-mail since you did not ask me yet.
English isn't my first language it's my 4th....but noted!
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Lexxigramer
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posted November 20, 2013 06:41 AM
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Originally posted by NoRainNoRainbows:
English isn't my first language it's my 4th....but noted!
Ahhhh...
sigh.......
well that does help explain your confusion then to some degree.
Even once you get the answer;
you may not find it amusing.
I do not want to post the answer here and ruin it for anyone else who might play.
Anyhow;
I am tired and tired of this.And seriously,
take care and thanks for playing.{{{hugs}}} IP: Logged |
Lexxigramer
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posted November 20, 2013 07:05 AM
Some more riddles.  1. What is full of holes but still holds water? 2. What has no content yet you can see it? 3. What falls but never breaks? 4. What breaks but not from falling? 5. I'm the beginning of sorrow and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me yet I'm in the midst of crosses. I'm always in risk yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun but I'm never out of darkness. What am I? 6. What must be fed to live, but giving it something to drink will kill it? 7. Complete this J,F,M,A,M,J,J,A,_,_,_,_. 8. You are driving a bus. At the first bus stop 8 adults come on and 2 children come on. At the second bus stop 3 adults get off and 6 more children get on. At the final bus stop 4 adults get on and 1 child leaves. It is raining and the bus is gray. What color is the bus drivers hair? 9. Freddy runs a certain distance from home and turns left, he then runs the same distance and turns left again, again he runs the distance and turns left. When he returns home, there are 2 masked men at home. Who are the men? IP: Logged |
Lexxigramer
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posted November 20, 2013 11:21 AM
NoRainNoRainbows
I did not see this post when I replied.
You posted it apparently whilst I was replying in my half asleep state. quote:
Originally posted by NoRainNoRainbows:
^ btw this doesn't by any chance have anything to do with how brilliant is spelt briliant in the original thing
*nevermind given how i can make a living out of mis-pelling words it looked 'right' to me so far heh!
LOL....Yes! Yes! Yes!
It has pretty much everything to do with that! That is of course giving the answer away here but oh well, tired of this game now.
No one can be briliant.
So anyone who thinks they are briliant might as well say they are inteligent, because it shows that they are neither intelligent or brilliant; at least not when it comes to correct spelling and meaning that the fake words do not carry.
Get it now? On other related notes illustrating the importance of correct spelling and so forth.
Spelling and details matter in word play and Lexigramming and Anagraming. They matter in Acronyms too.
Even Linda Goodman screwed up on her famous saying;
to paraphrase her:
GURU=
GEE
YOU
ARE
YOU
As one can see, that saying =
GYAY
and NOT
GURU
No it does not equal that acronym wise.
Short hand or phonetically yes, acronym no.
Cute but not accurate.
Many letters can sound like words but that does not mean they are those words. Net speak/shorthand has led to an awful lot of these improper substitutes for real words.
List of letters some folks use in lieu of real words because phonetically the letters sound like the actual words.
I have most likely missed many, including ones in languages other than English.
Anyhow, here is a list of such words. B.........USED IN LIEU OF:
BE BEE BEA
C.........USED IN LIEU OF:
SEE SEA SI
G.........USED IN LIEU OF:
GEE GI GHEE GYI
I.........USED IN LIEU OF:
EYE AYE
J.........USED IN LIEU OF:
JAY JAYE
K.........USED IN LIEU OF:
OK KAY KAYE
O.........USED IN LIEU OF:
OH
P.........USED IN LIEU OF:
PEA PEE
Q.........USED IN LIEU OF:
CUE QUE
R.........USED IN LIEU OF:
ARE OUR
T.........USED IN LIEU OF:
TEA TI TEE
U.........USED IN LIEU OF:
YOU EWE
V.........USED IN LIEU OF:
VEE
X.........USED IN LIEU OF:
EX-
Y.........USED IN LIEU OF:
WHY As to the rest of your reply:
quote:
Originally posted by NoRainNoRainbows:
OT...i saw a picture of you somewhere here when u were in your 30's and HOLY COW! i don't think the other girls near you stood a chance if you entered a room!
OK, first off what does OT mean?
Thank you for the lovely compliment!
However no, that did not happen.
I was not considered by most as attractive.
Blond and leggy and tanned was the popular sexy female;
not short, redheaded, freckled, pale non tanning, with ugly legs, hunchbacked, and when not being photographed, had to wear glasses that were 3/4 of an inch thick.
My hair hid my hunchback but not completely.
Yeah some people thought me attractive but most did not.
And what does not show in my younger pictures is the fact that I had a beard and mustache and had to shave everyday and even then it was impossible to hide it.
So pictures were carefully shot to hide my flaws as much as possible, which in real life could not be hidden.
However thank you for the lovely compliment. IP: Logged |
Randall
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posted December 19, 2013 02:19 PM
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Lexxigramer
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posted December 20, 2013 08:03 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Randall:
OT?
Yeah, what is OT ? IP: Logged |
Randall
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posted January 01, 2014 01:53 PM
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Lexxigramer
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posted January 01, 2014 02:33 PM
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Randall
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posted January 01, 2014 04:19 PM
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Randall
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posted January 02, 2014 02:51 PM
Makes perfect sense once you know the answer.IP: Logged |
Lexxigramer
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posted March 04, 2014 12:26 AM
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Randall
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posted March 04, 2014 10:10 AM
Haha! *lick*IP: Logged |
Randall
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posted March 05, 2014 02:52 PM
Sounds like a fun game--pucking up cookies with your tongue.IP: Logged |
charmainec
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posted March 06, 2014 06:12 AM
 Sies! Others must have a go too. Why you licked it. Sies. ------------------
“Everyone who terrifies you is sixty-five percent water. And everyone you love is made of stardust, and I know sometimes you cannot even breathe deeply, and the night sky is no home, and you have cried yourself to sleep enough times that you are down to your last two percent, but nothing is infinite, not even loss. You are made of the sea and the stars, and one day you are going to find yourself again.”
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Randall
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posted March 06, 2014 01:52 PM
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Randall
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posted March 13, 2014 02:46 PM
Potato chips would be easier.IP: Logged |
Lexxigramer
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posted May 13, 2015 07:22 AM
Posted elsewhere long ago; but here it is again!
Actual reports in a Mpumalanga Hospital (South Africa) Register
1. The patient refused autopsy.
2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
4. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with B only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
5. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
6. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year..
7. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
8. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
9. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
10. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.
11. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
13. She is numb from her toes down.
14. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
15. The skin was moist and dry.
16. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
17. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
18. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
19. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
20. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
21. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
22. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
23. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
24. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
25. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
26. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
27. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities. ------------------
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