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sweetlibra
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posted April 07, 2006 04:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for sweetlibra     Edit/Delete Message
A grandmother was telling her granddaughter what her own childhood was like.
As she reminisced, she said things like:
"We used to skate outside on a pond."
"I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard.
"We rode our pony."
"We picked wild raspberries in the woods."
The little girl stared at her grandmother, wide-eyed, taking it all in.
At last she said, "Grandma, I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"

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A pediatrician in town always plays a game with some of his young patients to test their knowledge of body parts. One day, while pointing to a little boy's ear, the doctor asked him, "Is this your nose?"

Immediately the little boy turned to his mother and said, "Mom, I think we'd better find a new doctor!"
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A third grade teacher was getting to know her pupils on the first day of school. She turned to one little girl and asked, "What does your Daddy do?"

The girl replied, "Whatever my Mommy tells him to do."

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aqua
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posted April 07, 2006 07:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for aqua     Edit/Delete Message

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pixelpixie
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posted April 08, 2006 03:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
hahahahahahahahhaahahhahaha
so cute!

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Moon666Child
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posted April 09, 2006 02:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moon666Child     Edit/Delete Message

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