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Topic: For Fun: Bad Boy Me Up!
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Xodian Knowflake Posts: 642 From: Canada Registered: Apr 2009
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posted January 07, 2014 10:25 AM
Well it seems that a few of our male members are convinced that women prefer the emotionally dead torn jeans motorbike riding rebel with raven locks over the mild mannered friendly guy with a heart of gold. So who better to ask for a "bad boy" make over than our expert panel of female members . As I such I give you our first ever forum reality show: BAD BOY ME UP! I am your host Xodian and this is Bad Boy Me Up! The show where your average geeky dork gets tips by our expert panel on how to remake his Libran image into the sizzling sexy Scorpio! Each contestant put up a "before" image for our panel of experts (the female members of the forum) and gets advice on how to remake his image into the Byronic Bad Boy that makes those panties wet! Your's truly isn't an exception to the rule . I was once a ho hum Libran goody two shoes myself: Groomed hair, clear face, good manners... And as our male members have pointed out, guys like me go about virtually dateless. Seems like I wasn't what women desired in a companion. So let the panel of experts do their magic on me and presto! (BTW: That is actually me LOL!) Now, there isn't a night that doesn't goes by without a date! My loins are fought upon by bevy of bodacious babes who can't get enough of my douchebag ways and unkempt style! So, if you want the panel of experts to make you the salacious Sultan of your own harem, post a picture of yourself up and let the female members of the forum give you tips on how to change your image into something they desire! LET THE SHOW BEGIN! IP: Logged |
Ami Anne Moderator Posts: 51243 From: Pluto/house next to NickiG Registered: Sep 2010
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posted January 07, 2014 11:16 AM
Wow Cool idea, X ------------------ Want To Ask Any Question About Bible Prophecy? Go For it. It is Free, of course. http://www.mychristianpsychic.com/
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aquaguy91 Moderator Posts: 8279 From: tennessee Registered: Jan 2012
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posted January 07, 2014 11:36 AM
I won't participate in this because a certain idiot stole my picture the last time I posted it and posted it all over this forum and only God knows where else. Secondly the thread is pointless because being a bad boy has nothing to do with looks ( even though they often go together). My mom is obsessed with a bad boy who has grey hair and a beer belly. Being a bad boy is all about narcissism. Which is something most women love but it's wrapped up by the pretty word "confidence".IP: Logged |
Ami Anne Moderator Posts: 51243 From: Pluto/house next to NickiG Registered: Sep 2010
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posted January 07, 2014 11:38 AM
quote: Originally posted by aquaguy91: I won't participate in this because a certain idiot stole my picture the last time I posted it and posted it all over this forum and only God knows where else. Secondly the thread is pointless because being a bad boy has nothing to do with looks ( even though they often go together). My mom is obsessed with a bad boy who has grey hair and a beer belly. Being a bad boy is all about narcissism. Which is something most women love but it's wrapped up by the pretty word "confidence".
This is TOTALLY true. Looks mean nothing, nothing at all. Good point, AG
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aquaguy91 Moderator Posts: 8279 From: tennessee Registered: Jan 2012
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posted January 07, 2014 11:48 AM
quote: Originally posted by Ami Anne: This is TOTALLY true. Looks mean nothing, nothing at all. Good point, AG
Hold on, I never said looks mean nothing , they mean a lot. I have a good looking friend who has absolutely no problem getting women's attention initially or getting sex. His problem is keeping a girl interested long term. He is old fashioned and wants a real relationship but girls get bored of him and ditch him within a month or two. Personality wise he is the epitome of a nice guy and would give you the shirt off of his back. He hates arguing or confrontation and will do anything to keep the peace (libra ascendant). I'm easy going too but I have to chastise him for being too nice. IP: Logged |
Kerosene Knowflake Posts: 8268 From: Mercury Registered: Dec 2012
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posted January 07, 2014 12:01 PM
You forgot tattoos and piercings and buzz cutHmmmm no thank you. I dressed like a bad boy I wouldn't get away with half the things I do.. IP: Logged |
Padre35 Knowflake Posts: 3102 From: Asheville, NC, US Registered: Jul 2012
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posted January 07, 2014 12:02 PM
quote: Originally posted by aquaguy91: Hold on, I never said looks mean nothing , they mean a lot. I have a good looking friend who has absolutely no problem getting women's attention initially or getting sex. His problem is keeping a girl interested long term. He is old fashioned and wants a real relationship but girls get bored of him and ditch him within a month or two. Personality wise he is the epitome of a nice guy and would give you the shirt off of his back. He hates arguing or confrontation and will do anything to keep the peace (libra ascendant). I'm easy going too but I have to chastise him for being too nice.
That is the other side of the coin, the so called "bad boy" really isn't, when they fall in love the fall hard in love. Problem is, they are not skilled at longer term relationships and she winds up getting disenchanted. As for Xodian, clothes match his skin tone, his hair frames his face and is neither to long nor short, looks directly into camera and the pictures are sharp and in focus. I'd think he does fine in relationships And the whole "bad boy" deal is more about attitude, a sort of preprogrammed assholery that takes advantage of the curious female desire to get along with others they like. IP: Logged |
Kerosene Knowflake Posts: 8268 From: Mercury Registered: Dec 2012
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posted January 07, 2014 12:05 PM
Are you a libra? Your bone structure is creepishly symmetrical 0_0lol nvm I read your post lmfaoo IP: Logged |
aquaguy91 Moderator Posts: 8279 From: tennessee Registered: Jan 2012
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posted January 07, 2014 12:07 PM
quote: Originally posted by Padre35: That is the other side of the coin, the so called "bad boy" really isn't, when they fall in love the fall hard in love.Problem is, they are not skilled at longer term relationships and she winds up getting disenchanted. As for Xodian, clothes match his skin tone, his hair frames his face and is neither to long nor short, looks directly into camera and the pictures are sharp and in focus. I'd think he does fine in relationships
My friend is not a bad boy, he is the exact opposite. IP: Logged |
Ami Anne Moderator Posts: 51243 From: Pluto/house next to NickiG Registered: Sep 2010
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posted January 07, 2014 12:14 PM
Right, AG. Looks mean something but attitude means much more! A guy who gets a lot of women has to have a way to make women feel special. The bad boys do this, even though they don't mean it ------------------ Want To Ask Any Question About Bible Prophecy? Go For it. It is Free, of course. http://www.mychristianpsychic.com/
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Padre35 Knowflake Posts: 3102 From: Asheville, NC, US Registered: Jul 2012
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posted January 07, 2014 12:18 PM
quote: Originally posted by aquaguy91: My friend is not a bad boy, he is the exact opposite.
AG, we've been down this road, suffice it to say, there is more then one path. I'm far far from a "bad boy" in fact, can say unequivocally that does not work for me when it comes to relationships. IRL I'm far more charming and polite and witty/flirty when it comes to relationships and do just fine. This is why your focus on "bad boys" is curious to me. Thus I can appreciate Xodiian's smarm with this thread... IP: Logged |
aquaguy91 Moderator Posts: 8279 From: tennessee Registered: Jan 2012
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posted January 07, 2014 12:19 PM
quote: Originally posted by Ami Anne: Right, AG. Looks mean something but attitude means much more! A guy who gets a lot of women has to have a way to make women feel special. The bad boys do this, even though they don't mean it
how do they make the women feel special? From my experience a bad boy is like a guy riding a horse and dangling a carrot in front of the horse to get it to go. The horse sees the carrot and desires it and thinks it will get it if it keeps going but it never will, the carrot is always just out of reach. Bad boys do the same thing with women except they dangle love,validation ,and commitment just out of reach of the woman instead of a carrot.IP: Logged |
Dee Moderator Posts: 2976 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted January 07, 2014 12:24 PM
Oh Goody, yet another picture of ZodianIP: Logged |
Odette Knowflake Posts: 3331 From: Registered: May 2012
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posted January 07, 2014 06:44 PM
bahahahahahahaha!!! Don't encourage them Xodian LOL I kinda feel sorry for them now. You're extra cute I'll give one of your pics a bad boy make-over haha IP: Logged |
Odette Knowflake Posts: 3331 From: Registered: May 2012
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posted January 07, 2014 06:45 PM
Padre and AG... you guys need help with this bad boy thing. You really need to talk to someone who is a professional. I don't how to handle your issues anymore. IP: Logged |
Odette Knowflake Posts: 3331 From: Registered: May 2012
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posted January 07, 2014 06:50 PM
quote: how do they make the women feel special?
*whispers* by being sooooooo bad... so so... baaad... PS. This is what I've learnt from you guys:
Women may be obsessed with bad boys... but not quite as much as other men are! IP: Logged |
PixieJane Moderator Posts: 3601 From: CA Registered: Oct 2010
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posted January 07, 2014 07:09 PM
quote: Originally posted by aquaguy91: bad boy who has grey hair and a beer belly. Being a bad boy is all about narcissism. Which is something most women love but it's wrapped up by the pretty word "confidence".
I know a guy like that (has bad teeth to boot) but also has a collection of restraining orders against him which infuriates him with women (he thinks his stalking and narcissistic behavior is "romantic") and likes to say even women in prison would reject him even if he held a handful of pardons in his hand. I expect he'd have done better if looked more like Edward Cullen. ETA: It would also help if he didn't insist that all the women he obsessed over look like models. IP: Logged |
Kerosene Knowflake Posts: 8268 From: Mercury Registered: Dec 2012
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posted January 07, 2014 07:10 PM
Screw bad boys. They aren't as visually appealing as bad girls.I have Venus opposite BML so sue me. IP: Logged |
PixieJane Moderator Posts: 3601 From: CA Registered: Oct 2010
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posted January 07, 2014 07:13 PM
Speaking of Edward Cullen, If Twilight was 10 times shorter and 100x more honest: http://www.cracked.com/article_16878_if-twilight-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html Excerpts: quote: KRISTEN sits next to ROBERT, who nearly vomits in his mouth and leaves school for a week. Eventually, he returns.KRISTEN STEWART Hey, where did you go? Because you are exceedingly mean to me, I find myself attracted to you. ROBERT PATTINSON Sounds like textbook daddy issues, you fat cow. KRISTEN STEWART (swoon)
quote: KRISTEN STEWARTDad, you're embarrassing me almost as much as my acting! I'm just going over to his house to have dinner with his family, I'll be back before 11. Unless the ravenous vampires murder me, of course. BILLY BURKE Alright, just bring this pepper spray with you. It's literally the very least I can do to offer it to my teenage daughter. KRISTEN STEWART Daaaaad! Stop being such a loser, I don't need this! BILLY BURKE Really? Weren't you almost raped by four guys earlier in the movie? KRISTEN STEWART Yeah but I have a BOYFRIEND now, which means I no longer have to be independent or physically capable of doing anything on my own. GOD!
quote: They play vampire baseball, which looks exactly as stupid as it sounds to all of the males in the audience. The game attracts the attention of some EVIL VAMPIRES, who actually do the type of **** vampires are supposed to, like ******* kill boring humans. One of them, CAM GIGANDET, notices KRISTEN.CAM GIGANDET Oh man, that looks great, are you gonna finish that? ROBERT PATTINSON Stay away from her or my family will have to kill you. Specifically, we'll have to hiss at you like fifth graders pretending to be Dracula, and then kill you.
quote: PETER FACINELLIKristen's been bitten! She'll be turned into a vampire within minutes unless you suck the venom out! I can't do it for some reason or another. ROBERT PATTINSON Since the whole novel this is based on is just Mormon propaganda for abstinence and bloodsucking is a metaphor for sex, what exactly is this advocating? PETER FACINELLI Look, all I know is that even though it's going to be REALLY HARD, you're just going to have to PULL OUT of her before CLIMAX. The climax of the movie, I mean. He DOES. It's very DISSATISFYING
quote: ROBERT PATTINSONSo, the next generation of young women are currently flocking to see a female lead starring in a movie by a female director based on a bestselling book by a female author, and in this movie the main character wants to become completely submissive and self-sacrificing for a male. KRISTEN STEWART I love you. Put a baby in me. ROBERT PATTINSON At least the other three books can't possibly be more misogynistic and depressing. They ARE. END
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Kerosene Knowflake Posts: 8268 From: Mercury Registered: Dec 2012
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posted January 07, 2014 07:31 PM
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Odette Knowflake Posts: 3331 From: Registered: May 2012
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posted January 07, 2014 07:32 PM
LOL @ Pixie & Kero Kero - quote: Screw bad boys. They aren't as visually appealing as bad girls.
You mean bad girls still exist? I was told society is doing its job stopping women from going "too far" and hence wiping out all potential bad girls (for their own good).. Padre - Did you lie to me again? *pouts* IP: Logged |
Padre35 Knowflake Posts: 3102 From: Asheville, NC, US Registered: Jul 2012
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posted January 07, 2014 07:35 PM
why Odette, I'd only lie to you if you asked me toIP: Logged |
Kerosene Knowflake Posts: 8268 From: Mercury Registered: Dec 2012
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posted January 07, 2014 07:43 PM
hmmm So are you just empowered or are you bad odette? Lets be honest but realistically I don't anyone is completely bad.. It kinda depends on what your morals are like I guess. IP: Logged |
T Knowflake Posts: 10316 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted January 07, 2014 07:47 PM
quote: Originally posted by Kerosene: hmmm So are you just empowered or are you bad odette? Lets be honest
**I think a few real men here would also enjoy this book http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/Forum13/HTML/000732.html (i had just posted in that thread, then read this and thought i should share the link IP: Logged |
Kerosene Knowflake Posts: 8268 From: Mercury Registered: Dec 2012
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posted January 07, 2014 07:48 PM
LOL PIXIEEEEE.. Oh Stefanie Meyers and her Mormon ways, We have gone back in the stone age it seems16 year old girls in the 90's were slaying demons and now they need saving from blood drinking sparkly fairies. IP: Logged |